Jumpscare Aesthetic
@jumpscareaesthetic.bsky.social
Video games, horror movies, programming, tech, cooking, skeletons, heavy riffs, pizza, and mutual aid.
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Somewhere along the line, we forgot the wisdom of The Olde Internet:
do not feed the trolls
do not feed the trolls
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN
November 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
It’s a rare condition
In this time and place
To see any kindness
On an old statue’s face
Pomp and oppression
Of his grand design
Some people say
It’s been buried by time
In this time and place
To see any kindness
On an old statue’s face
Pomp and oppression
Of his grand design
Some people say
It’s been buried by time
Ozyman, Ozyman
A monument fit for the garbage can
What were his deeds?
It's not important
Ozyman
Was he the best?
Well now he's a mess
Reminder that we all are worthless
Who gassed up this Ozyman?
Disgraceful man
Ozyman
A monument fit for the garbage can
What were his deeds?
It's not important
Ozyman
Was he the best?
Well now he's a mess
Reminder that we all are worthless
Who gassed up this Ozyman?
Disgraceful man
Ozyman
[Ducktales theme]
Vast and trunkless legs of stone
I-n the, de-sert
Standing out there all alone
It's un-pleasant
A shattered visage
might be a mirage
Hubris! Woo hoo!
Vast and trunkless legs of stone
I-n the, de-sert
Standing out there all alone
It's un-pleasant
A shattered visage
might be a mirage
Hubris! Woo hoo!
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It’s a rare condition
In this time and place
To see any kindness
On an old statue’s face
Pomp and oppression
Of his grand design
Some people say
It’s been buried by time
In this time and place
To see any kindness
On an old statue’s face
Pomp and oppression
Of his grand design
Some people say
It’s been buried by time
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Change one letter, ruin a candy…
Sharties
Sharties
Change one letter, ruin a candy…
Tootsie Role
Tootsie Role
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy…
Sharties
Sharties
How do you italicize an album name, per style guides, on platforms that don’t support italics?
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
How do you italicize an album name, per style guides, on platforms that don’t support italics?
Always impressed by the way people pursued in movies will launch themselves head first through a closed window
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Always impressed by the way people pursued in movies will launch themselves head first through a closed window
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
Changing the meeting’s closed caption font to comic sans is the text equivalent of putting a helium voice filter on everyone
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Changing the meeting’s closed caption font to comic sans is the text equivalent of putting a helium voice filter on everyone
Somewhere along the line, we forgot the wisdom of The Olde Internet:
do not feed the trolls
do not feed the trolls
October 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Somewhere along the line, we forgot the wisdom of The Olde Internet:
do not feed the trolls
do not feed the trolls
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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If I’m looking to pick up a tamagotchi for the first time since the 90s, what’s the one to get? What’s the move?! #tamagotchi
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If I’m looking to pick up a tamagotchi for the first time since the 90s, what’s the one to get? What’s the move?! #tamagotchi
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
I shall be henceforth referring to Super Mario Bros. 2 by its given name: “Mario Madness”
September 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I shall be henceforth referring to Super Mario Bros. 2 by its given name: “Mario Madness”
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
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A classic from The Electric Company: Cool Pool Fool (1971), created by Faith and John Hubley, Hubley Studio
Animated by Tissa David and voiced by Dizzy Gillespie
Animated by Tissa David and voiced by Dizzy Gillespie
August 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A classic from The Electric Company: Cool Pool Fool (1971), created by Faith and John Hubley, Hubley Studio
Animated by Tissa David and voiced by Dizzy Gillespie
Animated by Tissa David and voiced by Dizzy Gillespie
Reposted by Jumpscare Aesthetic
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WE ARE THE SPIDERS OF THIS HOUSE
YOUR HUSBAND SAYS WE’RE MORE AFRAID OF YOU THAN YOU OF US
HAHAHA UNTRUE
YOU’RE TERRIFIED AND WE LOVE IT
WE’VE WRITTEN SONGS ABOUT YOUR FEAR
CHOREOGRAPHED BALLETS
ONCE WE HAD A RAVE IN THE ATTIC
YOUR HUSBAND SAYS WE’RE MORE AFRAID OF YOU THAN YOU OF US
HAHAHA UNTRUE
YOU’RE TERRIFIED AND WE LOVE IT
WE’VE WRITTEN SONGS ABOUT YOUR FEAR
CHOREOGRAPHED BALLETS
ONCE WE HAD A RAVE IN THE ATTIC
We Are the Spiders of This House
WE ARE THE SPIDERS OF THIS HOUSE SHOUTING OUR MANIFESTO AS BEST WE CAN WITHOUT VOCAL CORDS BUT ONLY YOUR CATS CAN HEAR US THEY ARE LAZY, OVERFED WE...
buff.ly
June 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
WE ARE THE SPIDERS OF THIS HOUSE
YOUR HUSBAND SAYS WE’RE MORE AFRAID OF YOU THAN YOU OF US
HAHAHA UNTRUE
YOU’RE TERRIFIED AND WE LOVE IT
WE’VE WRITTEN SONGS ABOUT YOUR FEAR
CHOREOGRAPHED BALLETS
ONCE WE HAD A RAVE IN THE ATTIC
YOUR HUSBAND SAYS WE’RE MORE AFRAID OF YOU THAN YOU OF US
HAHAHA UNTRUE
YOU’RE TERRIFIED AND WE LOVE IT
WE’VE WRITTEN SONGS ABOUT YOUR FEAR
CHOREOGRAPHED BALLETS
ONCE WE HAD A RAVE IN THE ATTIC
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RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
June 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
Reposted by Jumpscare Aesthetic
Reposted by Jumpscare Aesthetic
I don’t have a fancy lesson I delivered about the #SuperBowlHalftimeShow Before I showed it, I instructed my students to write down three words and document when they noticed them:
•imagery
•symbolism
•message
We watched once all the way through, then we broke down where my students noted. +
•imagery
•symbolism
•message
We watched once all the way through, then we broke down where my students noted. +
February 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don’t have a fancy lesson I delivered about the #SuperBowlHalftimeShow Before I showed it, I instructed my students to write down three words and document when they noticed them:
•imagery
•symbolism
•message
We watched once all the way through, then we broke down where my students noted. +
•imagery
•symbolism
•message
We watched once all the way through, then we broke down where my students noted. +
@sleepbaseball.bsky.social Just a little note of massive appreciation. I (my actual body) got hit by a car in early December which left me needing surgery. Between a two-night hospital stay and a schedule of meds that interrupt my sleep, Sleep Baseball has been the thing that has provided me rest.
January 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@sleepbaseball.bsky.social Just a little note of massive appreciation. I (my actual body) got hit by a car in early December which left me needing surgery. Between a two-night hospital stay and a schedule of meds that interrupt my sleep, Sleep Baseball has been the thing that has provided me rest.
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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids