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Goodnight
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Isn't December Epstein Files Awareness month? #releasetheepsteinfiles
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Distraction #1000
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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What the fuck is the holdup? Release the Epstein PedoFiles.
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay.

When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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And that’s not even half of the corruption and chaos‼️
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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🤬🤬
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Yes
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Dear Samsung/Android/whomever this pertains to:
Please stop forcing AI with every update. It makes for a terrible user experience and I don't care how much money you invested in it, it's stupid and nobody wants this. I've turned it all off and will keep doing so.

Stop it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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ATTN: If you were on the Sandwich Guy jury and you'd like to chat, my Signal is in my bio. I'll keep you anonymous! Please share this post!
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.

Please.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.

Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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One of the important messages from last night’s New York election: it doesn’t matter how much corporate money your opponent has, it counts for nothing if the people are behind you.
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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it can feel rlly good to go from "yeah, things will change eventually" to "oh shit things are changing??? word???"
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Starting tomorrow, every major news organization will be publishing thinkpieces saying that Zohran Mamdani's victory isn't signficant, and even more crucially, that it couldn't happen in a city like yours.

They're wrong. It is important. And every city could have this.
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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When young Republicans private texts are revealed and you see what the white supremacist master race looks looks like
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My kids were trying to starve themselves in hopes of finding some secret spare room in their bellies for the big meal today.

So naturally, I made cinnamon rolls for breakfast and defeated the crazy teen/preteen logic.
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Randomly got "Strangers Like Me" by Phil Collins stuck in my head with zero prompt or reason while reading an email at work. I haven't heard the song in at least a decade.

It's just another brilliant example of my neurodivergent superpowers.
November 15, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I'm seriously loving the wildly varied posts of pets, art, nature, academics, random people just chatting about random things. It's a strong salve on my weary soul!
November 13, 2024 at 12:30 AM