Justin Washbon
@justinwashbon.bsky.social
If the Josh Allen era of the Bills ends without a Super Bowl win I will never forgive the McDermott and Beane defenders
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If the Josh Allen era of the Bills ends without a Super Bowl win I will never forgive the McDermott and Beane defenders
I thought @mcuban.bsky.social was a smart guy until he decided to hitch his wagon to the Balmer defense team. His arguments are flimsy and he refuses to refute/even understand most of @pablo.show’s reporting. Every new interaction makes Mark look less intelligent
September 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I thought @mcuban.bsky.social was a smart guy until he decided to hitch his wagon to the Balmer defense team. His arguments are flimsy and he refuses to refute/even understand most of @pablo.show’s reporting. Every new interaction makes Mark look less intelligent
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
June 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
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What a comeback. What a collapse. Fuck the Thunder.
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What a comeback. What a collapse. Fuck the Thunder.
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[guy with $100 billion dollars desperately trying to make the number go up to $103 billion for who knows what reason]
"Maybe if we starve the poor? At the very least they should live miserable lives, then maybe I can squeeze out another percentage..."
"Maybe if we starve the poor? At the very least they should live miserable lives, then maybe I can squeeze out another percentage..."
April 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
[guy with $100 billion dollars desperately trying to make the number go up to $103 billion for who knows what reason]
"Maybe if we starve the poor? At the very least they should live miserable lives, then maybe I can squeeze out another percentage..."
"Maybe if we starve the poor? At the very least they should live miserable lives, then maybe I can squeeze out another percentage..."
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That White Lotus meme is going triple platinum tonight
April 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
That White Lotus meme is going triple platinum tonight
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American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room
April 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
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February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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remember Medicare for All? Wish that was still a thing
February 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
remember Medicare for All? Wish that was still a thing
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These are the only two teams who should be allowed to play in the playoffs.
January 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
These are the only two teams who should be allowed to play in the playoffs.
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that clock thing is dumb
January 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
that clock thing is dumb
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it’s january 2021 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2022 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2024 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2025 and th
it’s january 2022 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2024 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2025 and th
January 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
it’s january 2021 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2022 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2024 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2025 and th
it’s january 2022 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2024 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2025 and th
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Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde
Jayden Daniels is what everyone thought CJ stroud was
January 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Jayden Daniels is what everyone thought CJ stroud was
This is the QB that all the talking heads want the vikings to prioritize next season over their first round draft pick?!??
January 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the QB that all the talking heads want the vikings to prioritize next season over their first round draft pick?!??
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OK Mike. California creates about 15% of the country's GDP. Louisiana gets like 30% of its budget from the federal government. I have some thoughts on how you guys spend your money, if you'd like to open the floor to a larger discussion.
BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson announces that he supports placing conditions on wildfire aid to California.
January 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
OK Mike. California creates about 15% of the country's GDP. Louisiana gets like 30% of its budget from the federal government. I have some thoughts on how you guys spend your money, if you'd like to open the floor to a larger discussion.
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We're only two years away from The Onion Premium Sex Bowl™ featuring the worst two teams in the country. It's 9 quarters long and there is no penalty for roughing the kicker.
December 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM
We're only two years away from The Onion Premium Sex Bowl™ featuring the worst two teams in the country. It's 9 quarters long and there is no penalty for roughing the kicker.
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Big bad SEC team can’t handle a team that lost to Michigan that’s crazy
December 22, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Big bad SEC team can’t handle a team that lost to Michigan that’s crazy