Every time someone says “domestic goddess” my first thought is of a little stone idol with a loose cardigan & a black eye
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Every time someone says “domestic goddess” my first thought is of a little stone idol with a loose cardigan & a black eye
I find “gentlemen” being labelled on somewheres piss & shit facilities being quite exclusionary as someone who’s asked a mother if their kid had always been a cunt
October 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I find “gentlemen” being labelled on somewheres piss & shit facilities being quite exclusionary as someone who’s asked a mother if their kid had always been a cunt
In side of me are 2 wolves; one knows life is too short for shit coffee, The other just needs fukken caffeine
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
In side of me are 2 wolves; one knows life is too short for shit coffee, The other just needs fukken caffeine
The fact blowing up billionaires is now subscription based shows things are getting out of hand
August 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The fact blowing up billionaires is now subscription based shows things are getting out of hand
Happy “am I someone’s top2” day for those in the inner northern suburbs
August 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Happy “am I someone’s top2” day for those in the inner northern suburbs
This is something I would never know
August 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This is something I would never know
Fuck it, it’s been 7 months since I dropped a progress pic, PT wants me to half my fat & double my protein now
August 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Fuck it, it’s been 7 months since I dropped a progress pic, PT wants me to half my fat & double my protein now
My favourite profile double whammy
August 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
My favourite profile double whammy
Hearing more & more 31/8 is national punch a Nazi day
August 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Hearing more & more 31/8 is national punch a Nazi day
I think you know who you are
August 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I think you know who you are
There is no bigger red flag than one with red white & blue in bio
August 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
There is no bigger red flag than one with red white & blue in bio
Are nose piercings gay?
August 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Are nose piercings gay?
Attention gays: due to bad publicity homosexual cops are pretending to be tradies for sex. Ask them what their trade or ask for a pic in their hivis. Don’t shelve bacon
July 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Attention gays: due to bad publicity homosexual cops are pretending to be tradies for sex. Ask them what their trade or ask for a pic in their hivis. Don’t shelve bacon
I am crashing the lemonade economy, I’ve been give to many lemons
July 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I am crashing the lemonade economy, I’ve been give to many lemons
Toasters only come out before before binge drinking & suicide. Like, ya know a depressed person is gonna feel relief
July 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Toasters only come out before before binge drinking & suicide. Like, ya know a depressed person is gonna feel relief
Having a coffee on the toilet cos I’m time poor
July 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Having a coffee on the toilet cos I’m time poor
I hate needing a plate or a dish when all of my dishes are already clean. It’s like I’ve betrayed all of my good work
July 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I hate needing a plate or a dish when all of my dishes are already clean. It’s like I’ve betrayed all of my good work
Love it when it foams around my poo because there is bleach in the toilet & not cos I drink it
June 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Love it when it foams around my poo because there is bleach in the toilet & not cos I drink it
A toilets at work cistern sounds like someone doing a fatty rack & it never fails to get a laugh
June 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A toilets at work cistern sounds like someone doing a fatty rack & it never fails to get a laugh
In a twist which everyone has seen coming since the peace president said he wasn’t gonna get involved, the peace president got involved & said UwU✌️
June 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
In a twist which everyone has seen coming since the peace president said he wasn’t gonna get involved, the peace president got involved & said UwU✌️
What if a game of monopoly did a jamanji & we are stuck in this hellscape until some family stops fighting & finishes the damned game
June 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
What if a game of monopoly did a jamanji & we are stuck in this hellscape until some family stops fighting & finishes the damned game
KFC as a first date suggestion is a huge statement in the gay world, it says “I’m into you, & I want to be vulnerable enough to show you my flaccid dick in the morning light”
June 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
KFC as a first date suggestion is a huge statement in the gay world, it says “I’m into you, & I want to be vulnerable enough to show you my flaccid dick in the morning light”