Whiskey & Cofeve
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Whiskey & Cofeve
@kasv0tvaxt.bsky.social
Well seasoned nerd
I like to work it, work it...
April 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Chiefs vs Eagles AGAIN? The NFL script writers have gotten really fucking lazy the last couple years.

I can't wait to watch 60 minutes of Mr "touch me and it's an RTP" vs "we jump offsides and blatantly hold on every play"

It's too bad Fan Duel won't let me bet on a meteor hitting the stadium.
January 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Fuck these refs pushing for an eagles win.

Draft kings should have a category for fucking bullshit zebra calls.
January 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
How did Jack Johnson become popular? A sandwich made of Wonder bread and mayo has more flavor and character than his pathetic excuse for a music catalog.

I don't know why, but he sucks so fucking much that I get viscerally angry when I hear his pathetic bullshit on the radio.
December 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Even when they suck, the Seahawks are Vikings kryponite. I'm amazed we pulled this shit off.
December 24, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Mood:

"Trash the hotel room

Let's get drunk on the mini bar"

Happy Robonica to all who celebrate!
December 23, 2024 at 10:51 PM
It's sadly (unsurprisingly) hilarious watching Fox News and Trump supporters complain about DA Bragg prosecuting Trump while also sucking him off for going after Luigi Mangione.

If it weren't for double standards these fucking stupid pieces of shit wouldn't have any standards at all.
December 17, 2024 at 9:04 PM
"Can't Always Get What You Want" might be the greatest rock song ever composed. First verse just acoustic guitar & some organ. Add percussion & backing girls into the first chorus.

Dial it back 75% for each verse & add more chaos & instruments with each chorus. By the end it's a cacophony of joy.
December 12, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Credit to @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social for the mental image, and credit to Copilot for helping me create this abomination. I present:

"Highway To The Manger Zone"
Pixels on screen, 2024, colorized.
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Until very recently I had completely forgotten about the the xbox feature that allows you to listen to Spotify or Pandora and blend the music into the sfx of your game.

Shooting aliens & monsters while listening to something like Metallica's Battery is so god damned cathartic.
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Mood
December 2, 2024 at 11:18 PM
That #Vikings win wasn't pretty, but we won. Almost everyone (including me) expected us to suck this year after JJM went down with an acl in the preseason, so getting to 10 wins and an almost guaranteed spot in the post season is a pleasant surprise.

10-2 Y'all

#SKOL
December 1, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Reposted by Whiskey & Cofeve
Netflix dropping the Jonbenet Ramsey docuseries right after Thanksgiving like "well she was murdered on Christmas so it's kind of a Christmas movie"
December 1, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Reposted by Whiskey & Cofeve
Michigan and Ohio State brawl after the game:
November 30, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Blocking the trolls is kinda fun, but politely mocking their pathetic memes until they get so frustrated they call me a f**got (or some other slur) and then get their whole account banned is a lot more satisfying 👍
November 30, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Went to our friend's house for dinner yesterday and they introduced us to the magnificently terrible movie Thankskilling. It's amazing what you can do with a $3500 budget and an effed up killer turkey hand puppet.

If you need some cheesy entertainment while you eat leftovers it's on tubi for free.
November 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM