Pinned
Opulence is a drug and I’m high as fuck!!
Michelin chefs will never surpass the delicacy that is the scraping of cheese shreds from a still frozen pizza
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Michelin chefs will never surpass the delicacy that is the scraping of cheese shreds from a still frozen pizza
If I do get laid off, please just let it be after Sabbatical 🙏🏼
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If I do get laid off, please just let it be after Sabbatical 🙏🏼
Sweet potato with honey butter and furikake 😋😋😋
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Sweet potato with honey butter and furikake 😋😋😋
Oomf had “a bone to pick with me” after recommending a movie that made him cry his “4th most ever”
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oomf had “a bone to pick with me” after recommending a movie that made him cry his “4th most ever”
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Compared to every other aspect of the musculoskeletal system, spines fucking suck
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Compared to every other aspect of the musculoskeletal system, spines fucking suck
No more alcohol, back to the nightly hot cocoa
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
No more alcohol, back to the nightly hot cocoa
Trying to teach Winnie to lace my corset
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Trying to teach Winnie to lace my corset
@sarebear44.bsky.social liking all my instagram stories but not responding to my text, the classic fuckboi move smdh
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@sarebear44.bsky.social liking all my instagram stories but not responding to my text, the classic fuckboi move smdh
I love to hear @hottubheiress.bsky.social murmur “now that was awesome” to herself while doing my makeup
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love to hear @hottubheiress.bsky.social murmur “now that was awesome” to herself while doing my makeup
Anyone got a spare spine?
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Anyone got a spare spine?
“The best Tuesday in recent memory!!!!”
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“The best Tuesday in recent memory!!!!”
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You can tell she’s Stable and Grounded by the fact these images are taken over the course of the past 4 years and her hair style has remained consistent while mine has changed 1,463 times
October 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You can tell she’s Stable and Grounded by the fact these images are taken over the course of the past 4 years and her hair style has remained consistent while mine has changed 1,463 times
@squeako.bsky.social and I had so many interesting, and at times bizarre, interactions on wedding weekend!
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
@squeako.bsky.social and I had so many interesting, and at times bizarre, interactions on wedding weekend!
And a hot cocoa as a reward for my fortitude today 🙂↕️
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
And a hot cocoa as a reward for my fortitude today 🙂↕️
Oomf is clinical levels of charming
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oomf is clinical levels of charming
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Released from Glasses Jail just in time for Scorpio season!
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Released from Glasses Jail just in time for Scorpio season!
I’ve been named the Master of the Vows
October 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I’ve been named the Master of the Vows
I have a new nemesis…and she has a gun
October 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I have a new nemesis…and she has a gun
Is it clocking to you??
October 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Is it clocking to you??
Happy birthday to the king of Halloween, my reading protégé since birth, and the ultimate supportive brother!
@raywitham.bsky.social
@raywitham.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy birthday to the king of Halloween, my reading protégé since birth, and the ultimate supportive brother!
@raywitham.bsky.social
@raywitham.bsky.social
Time for the Customary Cocoa™️
October 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Time for the Customary Cocoa™️
Why did no one tell me Juicy J made a jazz album this year
October 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Why did no one tell me Juicy J made a jazz album this year
The Wrath of a Witham
October 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The Wrath of a Witham
I hope oomfs will accept me with my newfound facial deformities
October 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I hope oomfs will accept me with my newfound facial deformities