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@kbandersonyo.bsky.social
Los Angeles comedian person, writer of text, enemy of toilet
Coproducer of the Avatar 2 Comedy Show
https://bit.ly/avatar2noway
Coproducer of the Avatar 2 Comedy Show
https://bit.ly/avatar2noway
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Last night at 2:17 am every child from Mrs. Gandy's class woke up, got out of bed, went downstairs, opened the front door, walked into the dark ...and they never came back.
This is why now more than ever the Democratic Party needs your help. Will you pledge $7 today, Kevin?
This is why now more than ever the Democratic Party needs your help. Will you pledge $7 today, Kevin?
they shoulda called Zootopia 2 "Twozopia" but whatever
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
they shoulda called Zootopia 2 "Twozopia" but whatever
those charmin bears fuckin love shitting
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
those charmin bears fuckin love shitting
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Putting a sticker on my gun that says "I bought this before elon went crazy"
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Putting a sticker on my gun that says "I bought this before elon went crazy"
Putting a sticker on my gun that says "I bought this before elon went crazy"
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Putting a sticker on my gun that says "I bought this before elon went crazy"
Tinker Taylor Soldier Swift
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Tinker Taylor Soldier Swift
If Gavin Newsom's Twitter is your political hero I urge you to check out this book "Clifford the Big Red Dog" it's right up your alley, and it has this big dog in it! Maybe I'll get it for you for your birfday when you turn *this many*
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If Gavin Newsom's Twitter is your political hero I urge you to check out this book "Clifford the Big Red Dog" it's right up your alley, and it has this big dog in it! Maybe I'll get it for you for your birfday when you turn *this many*
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AAAAARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME OUT TODAY
OHHHHHHH SO I CAN SEE BELOW THE WAVES
AAAAARE YOU GONNA SHOW ME ALL AROUND
GLASS BOTTOM BOATS YOU MAKE THE OCEAN WORLD PROFOUND
OHHHHHHH SO I CAN SEE BELOW THE WAVES
AAAAARE YOU GONNA SHOW ME ALL AROUND
GLASS BOTTOM BOATS YOU MAKE THE OCEAN WORLD PROFOUND
August 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
AAAAARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME OUT TODAY
OHHHHHHH SO I CAN SEE BELOW THE WAVES
AAAAARE YOU GONNA SHOW ME ALL AROUND
GLASS BOTTOM BOATS YOU MAKE THE OCEAN WORLD PROFOUND
OHHHHHHH SO I CAN SEE BELOW THE WAVES
AAAAARE YOU GONNA SHOW ME ALL AROUND
GLASS BOTTOM BOATS YOU MAKE THE OCEAN WORLD PROFOUND
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The Rizzler implies the existence of the Gizzler if we're going by Wu-Tang logic
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Rizzler implies the existence of the Gizzler if we're going by Wu-Tang logic
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god they actually did it lmao
The Rizzler implies the existence of the Gizzler if we're going by Wu-Tang logic
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Rizzler implies the existence of the Gizzler if we're going by Wu-Tang logic
Can't wait to get a bunch of emails from the democrats like
"a person with left wing ideals has become mayor of New York. This is why now more than ever the Democratic Party needs your help. Will you pledge $7 today to help us in our fight to remain useless"
"a person with left wing ideals has become mayor of New York. This is why now more than ever the Democratic Party needs your help. Will you pledge $7 today to help us in our fight to remain useless"
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Can't wait to get a bunch of emails from the democrats like
"a person with left wing ideals has become mayor of New York. This is why now more than ever the Democratic Party needs your help. Will you pledge $7 today to help us in our fight to remain useless"
"a person with left wing ideals has become mayor of New York. This is why now more than ever the Democratic Party needs your help. Will you pledge $7 today to help us in our fight to remain useless"
MAMDANI IN
CHENEY OUT
I'M EATING CARTOONISH STEAKS TONIGHT Y'ALL
CHENEY OUT
I'M EATING CARTOONISH STEAKS TONIGHT Y'ALL
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
MAMDANI IN
CHENEY OUT
I'M EATING CARTOONISH STEAKS TONIGHT Y'ALL
CHENEY OUT
I'M EATING CARTOONISH STEAKS TONIGHT Y'ALL
showing up to Dick Cheney's funeral in hunting gear and shooting his friend again
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
showing up to Dick Cheney's funeral in hunting gear and shooting his friend again
Alpha male asking Google AI "how do I find tacos where are they is there food in my city"
November 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Alpha male asking Google AI "how do I find tacos where are they is there food in my city"
Nobody ever told me how much of adult life is spent not wanting to get out of bed
November 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Nobody ever told me how much of adult life is spent not wanting to get out of bed
good to see all these celebrities with millions of dollars are still getting good commercial work. would hate to see those jobs go to people who aren't already set for life
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
good to see all these celebrities with millions of dollars are still getting good commercial work. would hate to see those jobs go to people who aren't already set for life
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Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
I went and saw a whole Bruce Springsteen movie after the third inning and this game is still going, legendary shit. Born to Run long
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I went and saw a whole Bruce Springsteen movie after the third inning and this game is still going, legendary shit. Born to Run long
if you reply to any dumbshit fascist dude spewing trash on social media with "sorry about your wife" with no context it will absolutely land. Every time. Somewhere, somehow, there's always a wife issue
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
if you reply to any dumbshit fascist dude spewing trash on social media with "sorry about your wife" with no context it will absolutely land. Every time. Somewhere, somehow, there's always a wife issue
Attempting to build a life for yourself in America right now kinda feels like jacking off on the Titanic
October 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Attempting to build a life for yourself in America right now kinda feels like jacking off on the Titanic
If you can't handle capitalism at its "44,000 gun related deaths per year,"
you don't deserve capitalism at its "15 second midroll ad for Burger King's new Cheesy Beefy Shitsticks during an episode of America's Next Top Advertiser on Bõmbo, the new streaming service from Lockheed Martin"
you don't deserve capitalism at its "15 second midroll ad for Burger King's new Cheesy Beefy Shitsticks during an episode of America's Next Top Advertiser on Bõmbo, the new streaming service from Lockheed Martin"
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you can't handle capitalism at its "44,000 gun related deaths per year,"
you don't deserve capitalism at its "15 second midroll ad for Burger King's new Cheesy Beefy Shitsticks during an episode of America's Next Top Advertiser on Bõmbo, the new streaming service from Lockheed Martin"
you don't deserve capitalism at its "15 second midroll ad for Burger King's new Cheesy Beefy Shitsticks during an episode of America's Next Top Advertiser on Bõmbo, the new streaming service from Lockheed Martin"
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People don’t ask to hit your penjamin anymore, they just look at you like this.
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
People don’t ask to hit your penjamin anymore, they just look at you like this.
The Chair Company is showing signs of becoming an all-timer dark comedy saga and I'm so excited to care about an episodic release again
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Chair Company is showing signs of becoming an all-timer dark comedy saga and I'm so excited to care about an episodic release again
Guy at the UPS store gave me props on my sweatpant style: "Damn you got the one leg rolled up like LL Cool J!"
Little does he know that I'm just a mess
Little does he know that I'm just a mess
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Guy at the UPS store gave me props on my sweatpant style: "Damn you got the one leg rolled up like LL Cool J!"
Little does he know that I'm just a mess
Little does he know that I'm just a mess
Andrew Tate is a peak male? Yeah, a WIDOW'S PEAK male!!
October 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Andrew Tate is a peak male? Yeah, a WIDOW'S PEAK male!!