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Bibliophile. Howler. Oreo snob. Perfect mix of a lady and a pervert. Future stay at home dog mom. Go Bills. She/her.
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6 years ago today, Roscoe knew he scored the jackpot with having a massage therapist for a mom 🥰
Oh and btw, the "new" Chica in FNAF2 looks like Laura Loomer.
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Husband to our server: oh she dances in her seat when she eats Mexican food because its the only way to exorcise her demons. She's gonna be happier than a pig in shit for the next few days.

He ain't lying 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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one of many parallels between anti-vaxxers & those who oppose gender-affirming care: they start by pretending they have a very specific concern (MMR vaccine, puberty blockers, etc), but once given any sway or say on the matter, they quickly strive to eliminate all of it
Kennedy's zombie ACIP panel just voted to restrict hepatitis B vaccine for newborns. Experts say it will harm children for no reason. www.ms.now/news/rfk-cdc...

ACIP member Dr. Cody Meissner:

"'Do no harm' is a moral imperative. We are doing harm by changing this wording. And I vote no."
RFK Jr.’s CDC panel: No more hepatitis B vaccine for some newborns
The CDC's vaccine advisory panel, stocked with anti-vaccine activists and loyalists to RFK Jr., voted Friday to stop recommending a birth dose of vaccine.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Mamdani: Oftentimes when we win elections, we tell people to go home and just trust us. But the message really has to be that we want you to come along with us… That’s something we’ve been looking to share with New Yorkers: We want to not only win with New Yorkers, but also govern with New Yorkers.
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Is it acceptable to just yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP" when people are talking during a movie? Asking in advance before this movie starts because I just have a real bad feeling these people are going to ruin my movie date for my birthday and I'll fight.
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Realizing with every birthday that comes to pass, I turn a little bit more into Dennis Reynolds
a man in a blue shirt says " i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds ! "
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says " i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds ! "
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Pitbull makes music for uber white people at weddings.

Its me. I'm uber white people.
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Came across and ad for a "non-toxic sofa" and I have the urge to throw myself in front of a snow plow
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream
UPDATE: Trump Jr.-backed startup receives $620 million Pentagon loan
In October, Popular Information reported that the Pentagon awarded a contract to Unusual Machines, an obscure drone company that President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., joined as an advisor in Novemb...
popular.info
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did. 🚨🚨🚨
May 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Before being read his rights, the suspect in the UnitedHealthcare CEO killing talked. Now his lawyers say those words could reshape the case. n.pr/4awk9Zi
Video shows Luigi Mangione says he didn't want to talk. Police kept asking questions
Before being read his rights, the suspect in the UnitedHealthcare CEO killing talked. Now his lawyers say those words could reshape the case.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Content warning for rape, sexual violence and transphobia/anti-LGBTQIA+ discrimination

This is horrific . . . ultimately not shocking given his ongoing campaign again trans/queer/migrant/other marginalised people, but still, how is there a team around him just accepting that this is in anyway ok
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Koh: I think what we are seeing is what the founding fathers feared the most, which is the collapse of our checks and balances. The Supreme court is supposed to be a co-equal branch of government. It's basically a mouthpiece for Donald Trump at this point.
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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So this must mean that Kash Patel is going to tell Trump he has to revoke his pardons for the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers and reinstate their convictions for sedition in connection with January 6, right
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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It’s important that everyone is also aware that the regime is making it difficult and in many cases impossible for trans people to leave, by revoking passports and refusing to issue new ones.
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Its absolutely infuriating that my husband and our neighbor across the street are the only folks who clear their sidewalks. We have a ton of kids that walk to the bus stop at the corner. A ton of dog walkers. And of course our mail carrier.
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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First of all, one of the reporters on that story was in the Army infantry in Iraq
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Elon Musk predicted 250k CyberTrucks would be sold annually. 16k have been sold in 2025.
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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There’s 2 seats left at the bar: one next to the babbling grandpa who shits diapers, one next to a violent drunk who keeps threatening to bomb people. Which seat are you picking?
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Turned 37 today and immediately had to put heat on my low back from the position I slept in 😅
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Trump on pardoning the former president of Honduras: "That was a Biden horrible witch hunt. A lot of people in Honduras asked me to do that & I did it. I feel very good about it. If you have some drug dealers in your country and you're the president, you don't necessarily put the president in jail"
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
But sleepy Joe Biden 🙃
I'm not sure he's going to make it, folks. Eyes are closed
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM