KimJongKiwi
@kimjongkiwi.bsky.social
Supreme leader of kiwis and glass art. (He/Him)
whole squad is mommies gang gang
HORSES AINT REAL, BUT I SURE AM
discord is @kimjongkiwi
whole squad is mommies gang gang
HORSES AINT REAL, BUT I SURE AM
discord is @kimjongkiwi
croutons is chips
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
croutons is chips
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November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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oh yeah, I know you had to shoot that dog I loved so much. I know you had to do it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
oh yeah, I know you had to shoot that dog I loved so much. I know you had to do it.
much like atproto, horses ain’t real either.
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
much like atproto, horses ain’t real either.
atproto my nuts you fuckin nerds
October 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
atproto my nuts you fuckin nerds
and we’ll never rest again until every Nazi dies
October 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
and we’ll never rest again until every Nazi dies
back 2 back dabs on my paid break, suck my dick
September 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
back 2 back dabs on my paid break, suck my dick
i could be a milkman
September 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i could be a milkman
happy birthday dad @cl.own.baby 🥸❤️
September 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
happy birthday dad @cl.own.baby 🥸❤️
motherfuckin night cereal
September 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
motherfuckin night cereal
you experience ego death when you take a bunch of hallucinogens, i experience ego death when i take a gigantic shit. we’re not the same
September 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
you experience ego death when you take a bunch of hallucinogens, i experience ego death when i take a gigantic shit. we’re not the same
im putting a vial of my blood in this halloween hello kitty build-a-bear and baggin a goth bitch this fall 🥸
September 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
im putting a vial of my blood in this halloween hello kitty build-a-bear and baggin a goth bitch this fall 🥸
i am the internets most divorced dad
September 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i am the internets most divorced dad
fuck around and fall in love at the waffle house
September 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
fuck around and fall in love at the waffle house
it’s my birthday, I’m gonna ask the Waffle House waitress to spit in my mouth
September 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
it’s my birthday, I’m gonna ask the Waffle House waitress to spit in my mouth
im 31, who wants to get divorced?
September 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
im 31, who wants to get divorced?
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at the gym working on my butthole today
August 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
at the gym working on my butthole today
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Imagine that during Texas v Ohio State we get to hear Gus Johnson tell us that a certain president of the United States died. It would be electric.
August 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Imagine that during Texas v Ohio State we get to hear Gus Johnson tell us that a certain president of the United States died. It would be electric.
telling horse girls on dating apps that i think it’s really cool they’re into robotics
August 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
telling horse girls on dating apps that i think it’s really cool they’re into robotics
a robot warhorse vaporized my little sister 17 years ago today. i miss you rebecca, and i’ll never stop fighting until the world knows horses ain’t real.
August 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
a robot warhorse vaporized my little sister 17 years ago today. i miss you rebecca, and i’ll never stop fighting until the world knows horses ain’t real.
i wanna know there’s something to believe
August 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i wanna know there’s something to believe
reminiscing with the homies about the time we technically did crack at a bachelor party 💅
August 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
reminiscing with the homies about the time we technically did crack at a bachelor party 💅
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gotta find my next wife here now bc im banned from all the dating apps for literally no reason at all
June 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
gotta find my next wife here now bc im banned from all the dating apps for literally no reason at all