Neko Automata
@kittyeisenheim.bsky.social
F1 Nyan-binary Catperson, Sideshow ringmaster/professional bleeder of The Displayed Labors Sideshow, hentai lord, student body President of Lewds University, content creator, creature of the wheel… lord of the infernal engines
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Describe your cats personality in one photo.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Describe your cats personality in one photo.
*walking around The White House* repeatedly muttering “PFFFT!!! You call this gilded???? Pathetic.” Every five minutes at volume.
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*walking around The White House* repeatedly muttering “PFFFT!!! You call this gilded???? Pathetic.” Every five minutes at volume.
Surely THIS show about women of high society will fix me… I just know this is the one.
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Surely THIS show about women of high society will fix me… I just know this is the one.
Not my home, but I know my way around.
October 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
Woke up to message the homie about seeing chainsaw man tonight… The homie in question passed July 2024. This one’s for you, Q. 🐾
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Woke up to message the homie about seeing chainsaw man tonight… The homie in question passed July 2024. This one’s for you, Q. 🐾
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Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.
Biig Piig - Lavender (Official Video)
YouTube video by BiigPiigVEVO
youtu.be
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“One cut for memory. Another for hope. I’m probing for answers…. Can only strike a nerve.”
September 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“One cut for memory. Another for hope. I’m probing for answers…. Can only strike a nerve.”
Do you even fuck with Stakweather???
September 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Do you even fuck with Stakweather???
“If this world, is as they say… born from chaos. Then surely so am I.”
September 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“If this world, is as they say… born from chaos. Then surely so am I.”
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the highest effort dedication to the bit www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
www.youtube.com
September 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the highest effort dedication to the bit www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...
“I take a breath, but don’t ever take a rest. From the days of… you can take that up off your wrist.” - I Self Divine
September 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“I take a breath, but don’t ever take a rest. From the days of… you can take that up off your wrist.” - I Self Divine
“Speak not to me of blasphemy, man. I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“Speak not to me of blasphemy, man. I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.”
“Whose words came out of my mouth? Where they mine? Who knows? Perhaps I was just entertaining myself?”
September 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“Whose words came out of my mouth? Where they mine? Who knows? Perhaps I was just entertaining myself?”
“Pray for the forgiveness as you're stripped of your rights
White-collared people always seem to decide
Ask yourself a question, do you need to conform?
With the brain-washing games that are engaged to restrain now
The power to cure, the power to kill
The power is ours, we'll use it at will”
White-collared people always seem to decide
Ask yourself a question, do you need to conform?
With the brain-washing games that are engaged to restrain now
The power to cure, the power to kill
The power is ours, we'll use it at will”
September 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
“Pray for the forgiveness as you're stripped of your rights
White-collared people always seem to decide
Ask yourself a question, do you need to conform?
With the brain-washing games that are engaged to restrain now
The power to cure, the power to kill
The power is ours, we'll use it at will”
White-collared people always seem to decide
Ask yourself a question, do you need to conform?
With the brain-washing games that are engaged to restrain now
The power to cure, the power to kill
The power is ours, we'll use it at will”
Middle of job interview: “No, you NEED to understand. I… am a profoundly unserious person. If you can live with that, well… I’ve got a tiger by the tail. And I don’t want to let it go.”
September 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Middle of job interview: “No, you NEED to understand. I… am a profoundly unserious person. If you can live with that, well… I’ve got a tiger by the tail. And I don’t want to let it go.”
“My life has been… a breach of contract.”
September 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“My life has been… a breach of contract.”
You know what must be done.
If this post gets 100 reblogs, I'll do this for Halloween 👀
August 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You know what must be done.
“Perfect height… no bucket required.”
Is now how success at work is expressed, thanks to @nyatashanyanners.bsky.social
Is now how success at work is expressed, thanks to @nyatashanyanners.bsky.social
a close up of a anime girl with white hair and purple eyes
ALT: a close up of a anime girl with white hair and purple eyes
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“Perfect height… no bucket required.”
Is now how success at work is expressed, thanks to @nyatashanyanners.bsky.social
Is now how success at work is expressed, thanks to @nyatashanyanners.bsky.social
If reporters do not start asking Pam Bondi “how many billiard balls can she fit in her mouth?” Daily…. I will fucking off myself.
July 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If reporters do not start asking Pam Bondi “how many billiard balls can she fit in her mouth?” Daily…. I will fucking off myself.
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BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
July 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
If you happen to know me/have known me for at least the last two decades, happen to be Gen-X, and gatekept Omaha the Cat Dancer from me, know this…. I. Will. Dig. Your. Fucking. Grave.
July 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If you happen to know me/have known me for at least the last two decades, happen to be Gen-X, and gatekept Omaha the Cat Dancer from me, know this…. I. Will. Dig. Your. Fucking. Grave.