John Borland
klaxonator.bsky.social
John Borland
@klaxonator.bsky.social
Writer, translator, Berlin, books. Very loud music, very quiet music. The way the ocean glows at midnight. Butterflies. Birds. TTPRGs. Trans rights, migrant rights, human rights. He/him.
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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*cough* If you're gift shopping for anyone interested in how the world works, do consider these. Storm in a Teacup is all about the physics of everyday life and Blue Machine is all about how the ocean works - the water itself, which is the biggest story on Earth. Share the joy of nature & science!
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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The universe does things on a subatomic level that would get you arrested for bank fraud if you tried the financial equivalent.
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Speaking from Germany, I can confirm that the Stasi inform-on-your-neighbor model ultimately produced exactly the kind of sustained social delight we all crave
Contractor Recruiting People on LinkedIn to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE, Will Pay $300
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Let me be clear, in a wild goose chase scenario you would not be chasing the goose
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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“Since 2018, labor columnist Kim Kelly brought the labor beat to teenage readers through her “No Class” column, covering everything from wildcat strikes to general strikes, the Gilded Age labor organizer Mother Jones to contemporary Amazon warehouse conditions.” 💔 thisislaborwise.com/teen-vogues-...
Teen Vogue's Closure and the Quiet Defunding of Worker Consciousness
Teen Vogue’s shutdown marks more than a media loss. This is a warning about how profit-driven consolidation quietly dismantles worker awareness and voice.
thisislaborwise.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Busy week in the studio! Here’s a bird I made goofing around instead of working and some things that caught my attention:

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#kidlit #kidlitart
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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get in girls we’re bringing back phrenology
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Watching RFK jr run away from someone collapsing feels like a harbinger of things to come
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Everyone is hope scrolling now
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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When the initial draft was less than 5k words but the editor wanted more and now the draft is over 6k words but the word maximum is 5k
November 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Someone give Lex $2 million so they can launch a politics version of Teen Vogue. Do it now. No strings attached.
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Morning.
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Sorry ghost traditionalists but haunting people while you’re still alive is just better. Like I have this friend who borrowed a book a while ago and never returned it, and the other night I followed him around his house opening his kitchen cabinets and booing him, and you know what? Got my book back
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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The young Liszt swanning around Switzerland being a puffed-up dickhead, you love to see it
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Confidence goals
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October 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Germany' 'oldest and biggest' gay nightclub, Berlin's SchwuZ, is closing its doors next month. I covered its last-ditch fight for survival over the summer and the hole it will leave in the community www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a.... www.instagram.com/p/DQKTg7fjDN...
Germany’s ‘oldest and biggest’ gay nightclub declares bankruptcy
SchwuZ, a 50-year-old dance hotspot, falls victim to inflation and rising rents threatening Berlin’s club scene
www.theguardian.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes.

Please Use it and SHARE!

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October 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM