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Just Kristen 💁🏼‍♀️
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A mom, but not yours. So clean it up. Perfectly imperfect. Registered Nurse. Twitter refugee. Maker of mistakes and mom cheesecakes. Music, sports, stuff. #BillsMafia

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I’ll eat 7 string cheeses and hide the wrappers in your pillow case idgaf
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You know what’s top tier?

Your mom.
December 29, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Eating an egg roll.

Thought of you.
August 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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[billy corgan] and in this recipe we will use smashed pumpkins in a way that will surprise and delight your dinner guests
July 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Not now, I’m elevating my feet to reduce my heat cankles
July 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Dating me is a lot like buying a new mattress:

Zero interest for six months
July 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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If ICE were after me, I'd go full-on greased-up deaf guy on them.
July 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I know it's time to do laundry when my preteen daughter is wearing trampoline park socks around the house.
July 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Snapchat please STOP with the high pitched voice animal filters.

It's like trying to jack off to the cast of Bambi.
July 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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My kid: Can I eat in the bathtub?

Me: Are you high?
July 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Just got done watching Lady and the Tramp with my kid. Aunt Sara can eat a dick. I wouldn't let her watch my pet rock.
July 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I want to see the Behind the Music special about how Bambi went from a buck in the movie to inspiring one of the top 3 female stripper stage names of all time.
July 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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In the song We Built This City, they have a traffic report on a Saturday and I think about that a lot.
July 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Haha thats hilarious. Ok seriously, how do you pronounce Ghislaine
July 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I thought Hulk Hogan was like 60 in 1985 so the fact that he lived to 100 is amazing.
July 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Your Mom knows who took her to Poundtown last summer
July 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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The Pope’s scrotum is sac-religious
July 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Here’s the thing, nobody cares.
July 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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*puts your dad on my to do list*
July 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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fuck it we ball up and cry
July 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I'd take a time machine back to 1800 and do all the crimes.
July 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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The best way to purge rage is exercise.
July 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM