Just Kristen 💁🏼♀️
@kmoney202.bsky.social
A mom, but not yours. So clean it up. Perfectly imperfect. Registered Nurse. Twitter refugee. Maker of mistakes and mom cheesecakes. Music, sports, stuff. #BillsMafia
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I’ll eat 7 string cheeses and hide the wrappers in your pillow case idgaf
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You know what’s top tier?
Your mom.
Your mom.
December 29, 2024 at 2:16 AM
You know what’s top tier?
Your mom.
Your mom.
Eating an egg roll.
Thought of you.
Thought of you.
August 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Eating an egg roll.
Thought of you.
Thought of you.
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[billy corgan] and in this recipe we will use smashed pumpkins in a way that will surprise and delight your dinner guests
July 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
[billy corgan] and in this recipe we will use smashed pumpkins in a way that will surprise and delight your dinner guests
Not now, I’m elevating my feet to reduce my heat cankles
July 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Not now, I’m elevating my feet to reduce my heat cankles
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Dating me is a lot like buying a new mattress:
Zero interest for six months
Zero interest for six months
July 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Dating me is a lot like buying a new mattress:
Zero interest for six months
Zero interest for six months
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If ICE were after me, I'd go full-on greased-up deaf guy on them.
July 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If ICE were after me, I'd go full-on greased-up deaf guy on them.
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I know it's time to do laundry when my preteen daughter is wearing trampoline park socks around the house.
July 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I know it's time to do laundry when my preteen daughter is wearing trampoline park socks around the house.
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Snapchat please STOP with the high pitched voice animal filters.
It's like trying to jack off to the cast of Bambi.
It's like trying to jack off to the cast of Bambi.
July 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Snapchat please STOP with the high pitched voice animal filters.
It's like trying to jack off to the cast of Bambi.
It's like trying to jack off to the cast of Bambi.
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My kid: Can I eat in the bathtub?
Me: Are you high?
Me: Are you high?
July 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My kid: Can I eat in the bathtub?
Me: Are you high?
Me: Are you high?
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Just got done watching Lady and the Tramp with my kid. Aunt Sara can eat a dick. I wouldn't let her watch my pet rock.
July 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just got done watching Lady and the Tramp with my kid. Aunt Sara can eat a dick. I wouldn't let her watch my pet rock.
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I want to see the Behind the Music special about how Bambi went from a buck in the movie to inspiring one of the top 3 female stripper stage names of all time.
July 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I want to see the Behind the Music special about how Bambi went from a buck in the movie to inspiring one of the top 3 female stripper stage names of all time.
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In the song We Built This City, they have a traffic report on a Saturday and I think about that a lot.
July 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
In the song We Built This City, they have a traffic report on a Saturday and I think about that a lot.
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Haha thats hilarious. Ok seriously, how do you pronounce Ghislaine
July 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Haha thats hilarious. Ok seriously, how do you pronounce Ghislaine
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I thought Hulk Hogan was like 60 in 1985 so the fact that he lived to 100 is amazing.
July 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I thought Hulk Hogan was like 60 in 1985 so the fact that he lived to 100 is amazing.
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Your Mom knows who took her to Poundtown last summer
July 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Your Mom knows who took her to Poundtown last summer
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The Pope’s scrotum is sac-religious
July 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The Pope’s scrotum is sac-religious
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Here’s the thing, nobody cares.
July 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Here’s the thing, nobody cares.
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*puts your dad on my to do list*
July 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
*puts your dad on my to do list*
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fuck it we ball up and cry
July 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fuck it we ball up and cry
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I'd take a time machine back to 1800 and do all the crimes.
July 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'd take a time machine back to 1800 and do all the crimes.
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The best way to purge rage is exercise.
July 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The best way to purge rage is exercise.