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@korgx3.bsky.social
Sex-repulsed aroace: natural immunity to thirst traps. World's laziest cancer survivor.
My recent rot: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rqghngjopujxubbq6vyzzewg/feed/aaansl7aeazwk
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@korgx3.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Good afternoon, I hope this skeet finds you well. Sometimes I get so hung up on how to formulate a post or reply that I have long forgotten the context by the time I send it. Thanks.
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Peeling the orange cat to get to the juices inside
February 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Peeling the orange cat to get to the juices inside
My brain decided to start playing this for no reason so now you all have to hear it to.
DeBarge - Rhythm Of The Night (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DeBargeVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
My brain decided to start playing this for no reason so now you all have to hear it to.
Dinner bell for billionaires:
"h eyu wnt t ocome se.e my eyl and?"
"h eyu wnt t ocome se.e my eyl and?"
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Dinner bell for billionaires:
"h eyu wnt t ocome se.e my eyl and?"
"h eyu wnt t ocome se.e my eyl and?"
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
This is who runs this account.
She's got Betty Davis eyessssssssssss 🐍
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
She's got Betty Davis eyessssssssssss 🐍
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I'm definintely overdue for a weed break. I caught a contact high just thinking about restocking. 💨
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I'm definintely overdue for a weed break. I caught a contact high just thinking about restocking. 💨
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sports players shouldn’t make more than nurses
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 PM
sports players shouldn’t make more than nurses
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today seems like a good day to lay on the couch and dissociate
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 PM
today seems like a good day to lay on the couch and dissociate
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I'm sorry, but if you lose a child and all you can say is, "I didn't get to walk her down the isle," fuck all the way off.
Marriage is not the point.
Girls are not just "future wives" for fuck's sake.
Gross.
Marriage is not the point.
Girls are not just "future wives" for fuck's sake.
Gross.
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I'm sorry, but if you lose a child and all you can say is, "I didn't get to walk her down the isle," fuck all the way off.
Marriage is not the point.
Girls are not just "future wives" for fuck's sake.
Gross.
Marriage is not the point.
Girls are not just "future wives" for fuck's sake.
Gross.
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Rosebuds 11/29 - Serious Moment
#Rosebudscomic
#Rosebudscomic
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Rosebuds 11/29 - Serious Moment
#Rosebudscomic
#Rosebudscomic
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You think you have it bad? I have a social obligation tonight
January 31, 2026 at 1:40 PM
You think you have it bad? I have a social obligation tonight
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I don’t know, maybe we should all downshift a little, go weave rushes into pretty things on an old oaken table something like that
January 31, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I don’t know, maybe we should all downshift a little, go weave rushes into pretty things on an old oaken table something like that
Stop Or My Mom Will Shitpost
Shitpost Troopers
The Fifth Shitpost
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Stop Or My Mom Will Shitpost
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
post a horror villain you love
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
post a horror villain you love
Too tired to sleep so I'm pondering how mitochondria were initially alien to cellular biology and stem from a long-standing symbiotic relationship where they do all the hard work, and the ribosomes don't form death squads to eliminate them. Just as Jesus asked.
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Too tired to sleep so I'm pondering how mitochondria were initially alien to cellular biology and stem from a long-standing symbiotic relationship where they do all the hard work, and the ribosomes don't form death squads to eliminate them. Just as Jesus asked.
I like to think that nuclear detonations cause such immense pressure differentials that they slow observational time by proximity such that: the closer we are to the epicenter, the longer we may experience our own slow and agonizing evaporation. ♨️🤗
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I like to think that nuclear detonations cause such immense pressure differentials that they slow observational time by proximity such that: the closer we are to the epicenter, the longer we may experience our own slow and agonizing evaporation. ♨️🤗
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Remember:
Respect yourself.
Respect others.
Respect the spectral moss ghouls of the misty woods, unless you wish to join their number.
Respect yourself.
Respect others.
Respect the spectral moss ghouls of the misty woods, unless you wish to join their number.
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Remember:
Respect yourself.
Respect others.
Respect the spectral moss ghouls of the misty woods, unless you wish to join their number.
Respect yourself.
Respect others.
Respect the spectral moss ghouls of the misty woods, unless you wish to join their number.
A gay porn site, call it OnlyGlans™
A shellfish farm, call it OnlyClams™
Catfish training center, call it “OnlyShams”
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
A gay porn site, call it OnlyGlans™
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Haven't the homeless suffered enough?🤬
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Haven't the homeless suffered enough?🤬
If you can't handle me at my 4th amendment then you don't unnerve me at my 2nd amendment.
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 PM
If you can't handle me at my 4th amendment then you don't unnerve me at my 2nd amendment.
They're a 10 but I don't use that scale
She’s a 10 but according to her metaphors and similes are “just the same”
He's a 10 but he spells it "dinning room"
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
They're a 10 but I don't use that scale