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@korgx3.bsky.social

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Sex-repulsed aroace: natural immunity to thirst traps. World's laziest cancer survivor. My recent rot: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rqghngjopujxubbq6vyzzewg/feed/aaansl7aeazwk

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · Mar 27

Good afternoon, I hope this skeet finds you well. Sometimes I get so hung up on how to formulate a post or reply that I have long forgotten the context by the time I send it. Thanks.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1h

When you know your partner all too well.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 5h

Me: *crawls into bed*
My nipples: *John Denver it in half*

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𝔞𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔪𝔞𝔴 @acidmaw.bsky.social · 18h

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 6h

How badly did we lose the lemon wars to suffer assorted candies being so heavily lemon-weighted? 😩

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 8h

I'm going back to calling them Sodomites again.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 10h

We put the God on the money,
And the people traded down.
We put the God on the money,
Now the people worship clowns.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 10h

I'm in that "if you're a fan then what's your favorite song" meme shuffling my feet and saying I guess I like all of them.

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 10h

a man in a suit and tie is holding a small object in his hand .

Alt: Agent K from MIB requisitioning Agent J his first agency firearm, the Noisy Cricket.

media.tenor.com

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 10h

Just sitting here thinking about how dropping the gold standard and bending the faith antenna toward the dollar Gozered it into the antichrist and, after they crash the economy to kill it, they will resurrect it into compuslory subdermal Fed$Coin implants to really seal in the full prophecy flavor.

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 12h

Palpatine: "Strike me down with all your might!"
Luke: 🛋️

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 14h

Sometimes when I get in the bath I’m like woah this is slippery Mac n cheese

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 13h

I read i"What Happens Eater" and had to stop my brain from considering the plot. 😂

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 14h

*child slaps beehive; laughs at angry bees; reveals he's a bee; has no regrets; would do it again*

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 14h

You could have started the conversation with that, but here we are. We see you; you've already shown us who you are.

We all lose our safety nets at some point. Maybe be grateful for yours while you have it instead of using it as a lash against those who don't.

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 14h

I'm not even in it. I'm just being a civil servant sticking up for folks who serve our country. It's telling that you don't, and your technique is mediocre. Please keep it up; you're so bad at ragebait that it's boosting morale.

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 15h

It just speaks volumes about your character that you enjoy punching down. "Hey, let's get online and poke fun at the poors!"

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23h

let’s go girls 🍂

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 22h

Please dispose of celebrities' opinions properly

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 17h

Because they were there

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 17h

Our boy taking lessons from the French on protesting
(TW BOOBIES)

Bare-breasted ‘Mariannes’ face off with Paris police in silent protest

Five bare-breasted protesters dressed as Marianne, the symbol of the French Republic, faced off with police in Paris on Saturday in a silent demonstration.

www.euronews.com

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Luca Migo ❌👑 @victinibcn.bsky.social · 1d

Portland Super Froggie gave an interview! This guy’s a modern day hero 💙🐸

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21h

Gonna tell my kids that these were the Spice Girls

A picture of the cast of facts of life from TV

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 17h

Last I remember looking into him, he seemed to be doing well script-writing, and he should have left it with that. Regardless, we're going to see more Saudi intrusion whether we like it or not. They've got money, and that's what our captors crave.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 21h

She sent me a text. All it had was:

🖕

I think she's telling me I'm number one in her heart.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 18h

I like to leave coins for them when I see them gathered. I may never see them again, but it's always a good thing to improve their bargaining power imo.