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Sex-repulsed aroace: natural immunity to thirst traps. World's laziest cancer survivor.
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@korgx3.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Good afternoon, I hope this skeet finds you well. Sometimes I get so hung up on how to formulate a post or reply that I have long forgotten the context by the time I send it. Thanks.
Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Post your warning label
Maybe she's born with it; maybe it's Hepatitis-B.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Maybe she's born with it; maybe it's Hepatitis-B.
I just like to remind people who wax nostalgic about the Starship Troopers shower scene that Dizzy was a dude in the book.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I just like to remind people who wax nostalgic about the Starship Troopers shower scene that Dizzy was a dude in the book.
The original Police Academy series consisted of seven theatrical releases which is 6-1/2 more movies than you would need to watch to become an actual police officer.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The original Police Academy series consisted of seven theatrical releases which is 6-1/2 more movies than you would need to watch to become an actual police officer.
Funny how people didn't seem to mind that the Hunger Games trilogy was three copies of the same book, yet a third Death Star was a bridge too far. I honestly thought Peeta was going to take it out but, I don't care what anyone says, Arya did it with style.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Funny how people didn't seem to mind that the Hunger Games trilogy was three copies of the same book, yet a third Death Star was a bridge too far. I honestly thought Peeta was going to take it out but, I don't care what anyone says, Arya did it with style.
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them: you should be ashamed of yourself
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
them: you should be ashamed of yourself
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
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They picked the wrong immigrants this time.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They picked the wrong immigrants this time.
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this email could’ve been a message in a bottle
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
this email could’ve been a message in a bottle
It would have been so much fun to shoot the shit with Prince until suddenly it wasn't.
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It would have been so much fun to shoot the shit with Prince until suddenly it wasn't.
Hold up.
*checks feet*
Do these look guilty to you?
*checks feet*
Do these look guilty to you?
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
The rhythm. Looks like it finally got him.
*slow drag on a cigarette*
The rhythm. Looks like it finally got him.
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hold up.
*checks feet*
Do these look guilty to you?
*checks feet*
Do these look guilty to you?
It's been 32 years, and I still can't come down after Anthrax dropped that cover song from a dog food commercial.
Hy Pro Glo
YouTube video by Anthrax - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's been 32 years, and I still can't come down after Anthrax dropped that cover song from a dog food commercial.
"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"you will be visited by three spirits"
the three spirits
the three spirits
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If the toast to jam ratio is not maintained
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If the toast to jam ratio is not maintained
Share a Reliable Character Actor
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Share a Reliable Character Actor
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Gifs blind people can’t hear
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Gifs blind people can’t hear
Call me old-fashioned, but I just don't care for the way
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Call me old-fashioned, but I just don't care for the way
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Can't wait for people who blithely tell us that "y0u c4n jUsT MuTe" the ads at the gas pump to complain about Ryan Reynolds trying to sell their infants blow in their cribs so I can tell them to kindly go fuck themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Can't wait for people who blithely tell us that "y0u c4n jUsT MuTe" the ads at the gas pump to complain about Ryan Reynolds trying to sell their infants blow in their cribs so I can tell them to kindly go fuck themselves.
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Oh to be an alien picking up a signal of Musk appearing on Rogan and trying to figure out why Earthlings care what these guys have to say.
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Oh to be an alien picking up a signal of Musk appearing on Rogan and trying to figure out why Earthlings care what these guys have to say.
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i had to stop making milkshakes because of all the boys constantly being in my yard
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i had to stop making milkshakes because of all the boys constantly being in my yard
Tfw you're about to meet with clients but on the verge of a panic attack. gg mental health
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Tfw you're about to meet with clients but on the verge of a panic attack. gg mental health
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Wake up wake up there are several things to panic about this week get moving
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Wake up wake up there are several things to panic about this week get moving
It took 10 minutes to find the original, shareable cut that didn't involve some unnecessary fuckbag teasing the clip only to give you his extended 10 minute reaction to what this all means.
Tucker Carlson on M&Ms Going Woke
YouTube video by Retro Meister
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It took 10 minutes to find the original, shareable cut that didn't involve some unnecessary fuckbag teasing the clip only to give you his extended 10 minute reaction to what this all means.