Steve Lambson
@kremlincardinal.bsky.social
Journalist in Missouri; Latter-day Saint; doggo dad; honorary Russian; dessert expert. I yell for the STL Cardinals, STL City SC, Celtic FC, Arsenal, Mizzou, and against many others. Will talk Tolkien, Star Wars, just about all of it.
Happy #Halloween!!
I've worn many faces over the years:
- Smurf (with my sister)
- Army man
- Dick Tracy
- Pee-Wee Herman
I've worn many faces over the years:
- Smurf (with my sister)
- Army man
- Dick Tracy
- Pee-Wee Herman
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Happy #Halloween!!
I've worn many faces over the years:
- Smurf (with my sister)
- Army man
- Dick Tracy
- Pee-Wee Herman
I've worn many faces over the years:
- Smurf (with my sister)
- Army man
- Dick Tracy
- Pee-Wee Herman
the dichotomy of the two dogs we've owned and their approaches to finding worms on the sidewalk:
Bacon: *preferred dried, like jerky*
Biscuit:
Bacon: *preferred dried, like jerky*
Biscuit:
a man and a goblin are talking to each other and the goblin is saying `` give it to us raw and wriggling ''
Alt: a man and a goblin are talking to each other and the goblin is saying `` give it to us raw and wriggling ''
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October 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
the dichotomy of the two dogs we've owned and their approaches to finding worms on the sidewalk:
Bacon: *preferred dried, like jerky*
Biscuit:
Bacon: *preferred dried, like jerky*
Biscuit:
it's giving "what Trump wants the White House to look like"
Inside the Hermitage, the winter palace where Tsar Nicholas II and his family lived before they were executed—in a country where Russians were starving.
October 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
it's giving "what Trump wants the White House to look like"
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Need to know the German word for: "the guilt a wife puts on her husband when she has leftovers she can't eat before they go bad so she expects him to eat them even if he clearly doesn't want them or else he would have ordered that food in the first place"
@deaconblues1979.bsky.social can you help?
@deaconblues1979.bsky.social can you help?
October 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Need to know the German word for: "the guilt a wife puts on her husband when she has leftovers she can't eat before they go bad so she expects him to eat them even if he clearly doesn't want them or else he would have ordered that food in the first place"
@deaconblues1979.bsky.social can you help?
@deaconblues1979.bsky.social can you help?
On their last visit, Kristopher Marin and Leslie Marin brought me an assortment of Russian candy from a shop in their town selling Eastern European comestibles. So of course I had to take notes on each one. 🇷🇺🍬🍫
October 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
On their last visit, Kristopher Marin and Leslie Marin brought me an assortment of Russian candy from a shop in their town selling Eastern European comestibles. So of course I had to take notes on each one. 🇷🇺🍬🍫
A new Demon Hunter card from the Across the Timeways expansion has been revealed by Feelink - Broxigar (+Fabled package)! hearthstonetopdecks.com/cards/broxig... #Hearthstone #AcrossTheTimeways
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
my dog to me: i love you so much, , i just wanna cuddle with you forever and give you soft lil kisses and nuzzles
also my dog to me: I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR AN HOUR I AM SO WIRED I JUST WANT TO RUN AND YOU BETTER NOT LOOK AT ME OR I WILL GRAB YOUR HAND WITH MY LITTLE TEEFS
also my dog to me: I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR AN HOUR I AM SO WIRED I JUST WANT TO RUN AND YOU BETTER NOT LOOK AT ME OR I WILL GRAB YOUR HAND WITH MY LITTLE TEEFS
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
my dog to me: i love you so much, , i just wanna cuddle with you forever and give you soft lil kisses and nuzzles
also my dog to me: I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR AN HOUR I AM SO WIRED I JUST WANT TO RUN AND YOU BETTER NOT LOOK AT ME OR I WILL GRAB YOUR HAND WITH MY LITTLE TEEFS
also my dog to me: I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR AN HOUR I AM SO WIRED I JUST WANT TO RUN AND YOU BETTER NOT LOOK AT ME OR I WILL GRAB YOUR HAND WITH MY LITTLE TEEFS
My Grandma Lambson left so many wonderful legacies and lessons for me, but as the weather turns cool (hopefully for good this season) I'm reminded of this life hack:
coffee creamer in oatmeal/hot cereal
GAME. CHANGER.
coffee creamer in oatmeal/hot cereal
GAME. CHANGER.
a close up of a bowl of oats with strawberries and the words `` the oats are hot ''
Alt: a close up of a bowl of oats with strawberries and the words `` the oats are hot ''
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October 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My Grandma Lambson left so many wonderful legacies and lessons for me, but as the weather turns cool (hopefully for good this season) I'm reminded of this life hack:
coffee creamer in oatmeal/hot cereal
GAME. CHANGER.
coffee creamer in oatmeal/hot cereal
GAME. CHANGER.
Sunflower seeds = good
Sunflower seeds in trail mix = stupid filler that's utterly pointless
Sunflower seeds in trail mix = stupid filler that's utterly pointless
a panda bear is eating a piece of bamboo with the words change my mind written below it .
Alt: a panda bear is eating a piece of bamboo with the words change my mind written below it .
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October 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Sunflower seeds = good
Sunflower seeds in trail mix = stupid filler that's utterly pointless
Sunflower seeds in trail mix = stupid filler that's utterly pointless
Pictured: good parenting at work
For real, I think my biggest worry - the thing that scares me the most about this puppy - is that I'm going to get it wrong and that some mistake, some error, is going to lead to him permanently being bad or misbehaving. That he'll be forever ruined somehow.
For real, I think my biggest worry - the thing that scares me the most about this puppy - is that I'm going to get it wrong and that some mistake, some error, is going to lead to him permanently being bad or misbehaving. That he'll be forever ruined somehow.
October 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Pictured: good parenting at work
For real, I think my biggest worry - the thing that scares me the most about this puppy - is that I'm going to get it wrong and that some mistake, some error, is going to lead to him permanently being bad or misbehaving. That he'll be forever ruined somehow.
For real, I think my biggest worry - the thing that scares me the most about this puppy - is that I'm going to get it wrong and that some mistake, some error, is going to lead to him permanently being bad or misbehaving. That he'll be forever ruined somehow.
My friends, thanks to a LUCRATIVE settlement with Facebook, I am now -
*checks account*
- a little more than $38 dollars wealthier.
Should you like a boon from me, make your request and it shall be bequeathed.
*checks account*
- a little more than $38 dollars wealthier.
Should you like a boon from me, make your request and it shall be bequeathed.
a man dressed as abraham lincoln stands in front of an airplane holding a stack of money
Alt: a man dressed as abraham lincoln stands in front of an airplane holding a stack of money
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October 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My friends, thanks to a LUCRATIVE settlement with Facebook, I am now -
*checks account*
- a little more than $38 dollars wealthier.
Should you like a boon from me, make your request and it shall be bequeathed.
*checks account*
- a little more than $38 dollars wealthier.
Should you like a boon from me, make your request and it shall be bequeathed.
What a weekend.
Enjoy the Biscuit pic because this isn't light stuff. 🧵
Maybe you've heard by now, but a church in Michigan got shot up. Four dead, more hurt, all but building destroyed by fire. A church shooting is tragically old hat by now, but this time it was a church of MY faith, MY religion.
Enjoy the Biscuit pic because this isn't light stuff. 🧵
Maybe you've heard by now, but a church in Michigan got shot up. Four dead, more hurt, all but building destroyed by fire. A church shooting is tragically old hat by now, but this time it was a church of MY faith, MY religion.
September 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
What a weekend.
Enjoy the Biscuit pic because this isn't light stuff. 🧵
Maybe you've heard by now, but a church in Michigan got shot up. Four dead, more hurt, all but building destroyed by fire. A church shooting is tragically old hat by now, but this time it was a church of MY faith, MY religion.
Enjoy the Biscuit pic because this isn't light stuff. 🧵
Maybe you've heard by now, but a church in Michigan got shot up. Four dead, more hurt, all but building destroyed by fire. A church shooting is tragically old hat by now, but this time it was a church of MY faith, MY religion.
I still firmly believe guns should not be carried inside chapels and meetinghouses for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. They are places of peace and worship, and weapons have no place there whatsoever.
September 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I still firmly believe guns should not be carried inside chapels and meetinghouses for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. They are places of peace and worship, and weapons have no place there whatsoever.
The look my puppy gives me when I tell him to stop digging in the yard or to stop biting my shorts.
September 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The look my puppy gives me when I tell him to stop digging in the yard or to stop biting my shorts.
new perennial mood
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
new perennial mood
Will:
- lick your face until it's only muscle and sinew left
- snuggle up next to you for naps
- love you unconditionally
Will also:
- attack your shorts and socks like they're alien invaders
- stay just out of reach for hours when it's time to go inside
- lick your face until it's only muscle and sinew left
- snuggle up next to you for naps
- love you unconditionally
Will also:
- attack your shorts and socks like they're alien invaders
- stay just out of reach for hours when it's time to go inside
September 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Will:
- lick your face until it's only muscle and sinew left
- snuggle up next to you for naps
- love you unconditionally
Will also:
- attack your shorts and socks like they're alien invaders
- stay just out of reach for hours when it's time to go inside
- lick your face until it's only muscle and sinew left
- snuggle up next to you for naps
- love you unconditionally
Will also:
- attack your shorts and socks like they're alien invaders
- stay just out of reach for hours when it's time to go inside
Reposted by Steve Lambson
Black student in Mississippi found dead hanging from a tree
Police: so far there are no indications of foul play
Everyone with actual open eyes:
Police: so far there are no indications of foul play
Everyone with actual open eyes:
a woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on it
Alt: a woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on it
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September 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Black student in Mississippi found dead hanging from a tree
Police: so far there are no indications of foul play
Everyone with actual open eyes:
Police: so far there are no indications of foul play
Everyone with actual open eyes:
“We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory...will yet swell … when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.”
- Abraham Lincoln
- Abraham Lincoln
September 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
“We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory...will yet swell … when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.”
- Abraham Lincoln
- Abraham Lincoln
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My favourite Robert Redford story is the one about why he got rejected for the lead role in The Graduate. RIP to a real one.
September 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My favourite Robert Redford story is the one about why he got rejected for the lead role in The Graduate. RIP to a real one.
In case anyone cares, no I don't think firing someone because they posted about not liking Charlie Kirk is okay.
Maybe if they openly said they're glad he's dead or glad he was shot, or anything promoting violence against those they disagree with.
But just saying they aren't sad about it? Nope.
Maybe if they openly said they're glad he's dead or glad he was shot, or anything promoting violence against those they disagree with.
But just saying they aren't sad about it? Nope.
September 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
In case anyone cares, no I don't think firing someone because they posted about not liking Charlie Kirk is okay.
Maybe if they openly said they're glad he's dead or glad he was shot, or anything promoting violence against those they disagree with.
But just saying they aren't sad about it? Nope.
Maybe if they openly said they're glad he's dead or glad he was shot, or anything promoting violence against those they disagree with.
But just saying they aren't sad about it? Nope.
I wish Charlie Kirk was still alive so that I could disagree with him as a living being and not disagree with him as someone no longer here.
He didn't deserve to die for his words, even though I found many of them hurtful, misguided, venomous and wrong (I wasn't even a target).
He didn't deserve to die for his words, even though I found many of them hurtful, misguided, venomous and wrong (I wasn't even a target).
September 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I wish Charlie Kirk was still alive so that I could disagree with him as a living being and not disagree with him as someone no longer here.
He didn't deserve to die for his words, even though I found many of them hurtful, misguided, venomous and wrong (I wasn't even a target).
He didn't deserve to die for his words, even though I found many of them hurtful, misguided, venomous and wrong (I wasn't even a target).
Like dad, like son.#BiscuitCam
September 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Like dad, like son.#BiscuitCam
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This year, as every year, remember that hate, not Islam, is the enemy.
September 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
This year, as every year, remember that hate, not Islam, is the enemy.