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@ktmoodles.bsky.social
🇵🇸. Cat lady, spoonie, and bed potato. Fan of the Oxford Comma. "Filthy mouthed bitch". Lump of Fuck. Bog Goblin. Woke blob. She/her.
Anyone know where the off switch is for my brain? Thanks 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Anyone know where the off switch is for my brain? Thanks 🙃
Come Dine With Me using this image for their promo is genius 😂😂😂
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Come Dine With Me using this image for their promo is genius 😂😂😂
COCA COLA ADVERT, KIDS! THAT MEANS IT'S CHRISTMAS!
a coca cola truck is lit up with christmas lights at night
ALT: a coca cola truck is lit up with christmas lights at night
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November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
COCA COLA ADVERT, KIDS! THAT MEANS IT'S CHRISTMAS!
People who know about laptops and ram and running games and lagging, pleeeeease talk to me thank youuuuu!
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
People who know about laptops and ram and running games and lagging, pleeeeease talk to me thank youuuuu!
If the inspector or driver doesn't come over the tannoy and say "let's go girls!" every time they're ready to pull away from a station I don't want to get on it.
Have never been so excited to step on a train as I was when this one pulled into Reading earlier
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
If the inspector or driver doesn't come over the tannoy and say "let's go girls!" every time they're ready to pull away from a station I don't want to get on it.
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Bird of the day, Intense looking Chaffinch... #BirdOfTheDay #Chaffinches #Birds #Wildlife #Ireland #Nature #EastCoastKin #Photography
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Bird of the day, Intense looking Chaffinch... #BirdOfTheDay #Chaffinches #Birds #Wildlife #Ireland #Nature #EastCoastKin #Photography
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hey if yall get a message or reply like this, this is fake
this is not actual bsky, most likely someone trying to scam or hack accounts
they appear currently to only be targeting artist accounts
spread the word!!
this is not actual bsky, most likely someone trying to scam or hack accounts
they appear currently to only be targeting artist accounts
spread the word!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
hey if yall get a message or reply like this, this is fake
this is not actual bsky, most likely someone trying to scam or hack accounts
they appear currently to only be targeting artist accounts
spread the word!!
this is not actual bsky, most likely someone trying to scam or hack accounts
they appear currently to only be targeting artist accounts
spread the word!!
Scrolling FB minding my own business when an ad for Boohoo Man pops up.
SIR, THAT IS WHOLLY UNNECESSARY.
SIR, THAT IS WHOLLY UNNECESSARY.
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Scrolling FB minding my own business when an ad for Boohoo Man pops up.
SIR, THAT IS WHOLLY UNNECESSARY.
SIR, THAT IS WHOLLY UNNECESSARY.
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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The king to prince andrew
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The king to prince andrew
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
And then I'll go and steal it
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
And then I'll go and steal it
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Poor Joe Marler. He was the People’s Princess.
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Poor Joe Marler. He was the People’s Princess.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Have had a really busy week so today is rest day
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Have had a really busy week so today is rest day
Just had a message from the bariatric clinic asking if I still want weight loss surgery as it would be imminent (before Christmas, likely).
Discharged myself from the service because my BMI now isn't high enough.
Feel quite emosh!
I'm still technically classed as obese though...
Discharged myself from the service because my BMI now isn't high enough.
Feel quite emosh!
I'm still technically classed as obese though...
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Just had a message from the bariatric clinic asking if I still want weight loss surgery as it would be imminent (before Christmas, likely).
Discharged myself from the service because my BMI now isn't high enough.
Feel quite emosh!
I'm still technically classed as obese though...
Discharged myself from the service because my BMI now isn't high enough.
Feel quite emosh!
I'm still technically classed as obese though...
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i know trans people who think about trans people less often than some broadsheet columnists
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i know trans people who think about trans people less often than some broadsheet columnists
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All the american replies saying "but how do brits keep themselves safe" are darkly funny when you realise that *even removing gun crime* america has more murders per capita than the uk
Well-meaning Americans in my mentions: kindly do not recommend extremely illegal actions that could land people in the UK with a ten year prison sentence
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
All the american replies saying "but how do brits keep themselves safe" are darkly funny when you realise that *even removing gun crime* america has more murders per capita than the uk
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The UK doesn't have an immigration problem, it has a racism problem and it's getting worse.
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The UK doesn't have an immigration problem, it has a racism problem and it's getting worse.
