lamp 🧑🎄
@lampnado.bsky.social
He/They
I hate it here.
The human embodiment of the yellow M&M.
The definition of “meh”
I hate it here.
The human embodiment of the yellow M&M.
The definition of “meh”
Pinned
Atmospheric River?
I hardly know her?
I hardly know her?
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Atmospheric River?
I hardly know her?
I hardly know her?
FitzChivalry on his way back from leaving cub (Nighteyes) to be an independent wolf
a man in a suit says i 've abandoned my chillddd
Alt: a man in a suit says i 've abandoned my chillddd. It’s from SNL but it’s a joke from There will be blood.
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
FitzChivalry on his way back from leaving cub (Nighteyes) to be an independent wolf
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NFL ROOKIE OF THE MONTH 🤩
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
NFL ROOKIE OF THE MONTH 🤩
Oof this lamp is wearing non slim-fit pants for the first time in like 15 years.
What do I do with all this extra fabric around my skinny fucking legs?!
What do I do with all this extra fabric around my skinny fucking legs?!
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Oof this lamp is wearing non slim-fit pants for the first time in like 15 years.
What do I do with all this extra fabric around my skinny fucking legs?!
What do I do with all this extra fabric around my skinny fucking legs?!
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Your meme would be much funnier/cooler with alt text
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Your meme would be much funnier/cooler with alt text
HEY YOU! Yeah you!
Don’t forget to take your meds!
Don’t forget to take your meds!
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
HEY YOU! Yeah you!
Don’t forget to take your meds!
Don’t forget to take your meds!
Anyone want to start a book club thing with me?
I need to get better at reading more often and need some homies to keep me accountable!
I need to get better at reading more often and need some homies to keep me accountable!
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Anyone want to start a book club thing with me?
I need to get better at reading more often and need some homies to keep me accountable!
I need to get better at reading more often and need some homies to keep me accountable!
No one:
Me when I use my bidet in winter:
Me when I use my bidet in winter:
a blurry picture of a man holding a stick in the water with a national geographic logo in the corner
Alt: a blurry picture of a man holding a stick in the water with a national geographic logo in the corner saying it’s cold.
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
No one:
Me when I use my bidet in winter:
Me when I use my bidet in winter:
As a Pats fan, the NY Giants don’t scare me.
But then I’m reminded of that other time…
But then I’m reminded of that other time…
a football player wearing a jersey with the number 55 on it
Alt: A gif of the helmet catch from the Super Bowl with the giants against the patriots. This is the Super Bowl that stopped the perfect season
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
As a Pats fan, the NY Giants don’t scare me.
But then I’m reminded of that other time…
But then I’m reminded of that other time…
Find it tough to admit when you’re loosing
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Find it tough to admit when you’re loosing
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Living is a scam
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Living is a scam
Can I please just do this all day again?
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Can I please just do this all day again?
I wonder what it’s like to actually have friends.
Lamp has no real friends anymore 😅
Lamp has no real friends anymore 😅
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I wonder what it’s like to actually have friends.
Lamp has no real friends anymore 😅
Lamp has no real friends anymore 😅
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Lamp posting
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Lamp posting
Lamp is posting again obviously
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Lamp is posting again obviously
Also why is it so difficult to change music streaming?! I just want all the platforms to automatically know what I wanna listen to. Don’t they have enough data on me to make a somewhat accurate estimation?
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Also why is it so difficult to change music streaming?! I just want all the platforms to automatically know what I wanna listen to. Don’t they have enough data on me to make a somewhat accurate estimation?
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Time to battle 😤
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Time to battle 😤
Someone want to donate a new head for me? My current model is experiencing pain.
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Someone want to donate a new head for me? My current model is experiencing pain.
Me on my dog walk after they got into the can of beeferoni I left on the counter
a man wearing a top hat and a fur coat is sitting in a chair .
Alt: a man wearing a top hat and a fur coat is sitting in a chair. It’s Kramer from Seinfeld
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Me on my dog walk after they got into the can of beeferoni I left on the counter
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
I like game pass on my Xbox, but anytime I play my Xbox I just want to play that game on my PlayStation
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I like game pass on my Xbox, but anytime I play my Xbox I just want to play that game on my PlayStation
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
I could have gone my whole life without hearing Kevin Burkheart say “That was sick” in reference to the halftime show earlier
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I could have gone my whole life without hearing Kevin Burkheart say “That was sick” in reference to the halftime show earlier
Things I missed most while I was in Mexico for a week.
1. Doggo cuddle
2. My incredible bed and pillow
3. Bidet - bidet is life
4. Weed
5. My vape
1. Doggo cuddle
2. My incredible bed and pillow
3. Bidet - bidet is life
4. Weed
5. My vape
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Things I missed most while I was in Mexico for a week.
1. Doggo cuddle
2. My incredible bed and pillow
3. Bidet - bidet is life
4. Weed
5. My vape
1. Doggo cuddle
2. My incredible bed and pillow
3. Bidet - bidet is life
4. Weed
5. My vape