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I guess I need to put something here.
Maybe all my excess existential dread?
Maybe all my excess existential dread?
"Rock Band" was the best video game experience I've ever had and I'm tired of pretending that it wasn't.
October 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Rock Band" was the best video game experience I've ever had and I'm tired of pretending that it wasn't.
Monetization strategy for Tik-Tok:
Allow parents of minors to sign up for "TikTok Premium", that "reduces ads", but also pushes videos made by influencers that push basic common/decency practices to impressionable youth:
"Washing your face is CHOPPED!"
"Telling your mom you love her is FIRE!"
Allow parents of minors to sign up for "TikTok Premium", that "reduces ads", but also pushes videos made by influencers that push basic common/decency practices to impressionable youth:
"Washing your face is CHOPPED!"
"Telling your mom you love her is FIRE!"
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Monetization strategy for Tik-Tok:
Allow parents of minors to sign up for "TikTok Premium", that "reduces ads", but also pushes videos made by influencers that push basic common/decency practices to impressionable youth:
"Washing your face is CHOPPED!"
"Telling your mom you love her is FIRE!"
Allow parents of minors to sign up for "TikTok Premium", that "reduces ads", but also pushes videos made by influencers that push basic common/decency practices to impressionable youth:
"Washing your face is CHOPPED!"
"Telling your mom you love her is FIRE!"
Let's be clear, Halloween is the best holiday, by a lot, and it isn't even close.
* It rewards creativity and expression
* It is community and friend focused rather than family (which is to say that EVERY OTHER holiday is family focused)
* Its for kids, and involves a lot of candy
* It rewards creativity and expression
* It is community and friend focused rather than family (which is to say that EVERY OTHER holiday is family focused)
* Its for kids, and involves a lot of candy
October 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Let's be clear, Halloween is the best holiday, by a lot, and it isn't even close.
* It rewards creativity and expression
* It is community and friend focused rather than family (which is to say that EVERY OTHER holiday is family focused)
* Its for kids, and involves a lot of candy
* It rewards creativity and expression
* It is community and friend focused rather than family (which is to say that EVERY OTHER holiday is family focused)
* Its for kids, and involves a lot of candy
Not talking about the logical consequences of our policy decisions and inaction is so cool.
Every other Western Democracy would be all in a tizzy, discussing it, and talking about the repercussions, blah, blah,but not us.
We're like, starving people are fine because they should feel bad about it.
Every other Western Democracy would be all in a tizzy, discussing it, and talking about the repercussions, blah, blah,but not us.
We're like, starving people are fine because they should feel bad about it.
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Not talking about the logical consequences of our policy decisions and inaction is so cool.
Every other Western Democracy would be all in a tizzy, discussing it, and talking about the repercussions, blah, blah,but not us.
We're like, starving people are fine because they should feel bad about it.
Every other Western Democracy would be all in a tizzy, discussing it, and talking about the repercussions, blah, blah,but not us.
We're like, starving people are fine because they should feel bad about it.
A reboot of COPS, except it is just them kicking in doors of Gen Xers who haven't had their colonoscopy yet.
Cop 1: "We've got a runner!"
Cop 2: "They always run."
Cop 1: "We've got a runner!"
Cop 2: "They always run."
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A reboot of COPS, except it is just them kicking in doors of Gen Xers who haven't had their colonoscopy yet.
Cop 1: "We've got a runner!"
Cop 2: "They always run."
Cop 1: "We've got a runner!"
Cop 2: "They always run."
A thought experiment to highlight the institutional white supremacy we breath every day.
Imagine the current First Lady's actions were identical, but she was instead:
* Not White
* Married to a Democrat
And attempt to imagine a mere faction of the breathless wall to wall scandal coverage.
Imagine the current First Lady's actions were identical, but she was instead:
* Not White
* Married to a Democrat
And attempt to imagine a mere faction of the breathless wall to wall scandal coverage.
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
A thought experiment to highlight the institutional white supremacy we breath every day.
Imagine the current First Lady's actions were identical, but she was instead:
* Not White
* Married to a Democrat
And attempt to imagine a mere faction of the breathless wall to wall scandal coverage.
Imagine the current First Lady's actions were identical, but she was instead:
* Not White
* Married to a Democrat
And attempt to imagine a mere faction of the breathless wall to wall scandal coverage.
One must imagine <The Billionares Ruining Everything> happy.
October 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
One must imagine <The Billionares Ruining Everything> happy.
I think I've found a great use for AI: generating unique tradable digitial tulips!
It is going to be the wildest craze!
Based on my initial calculations, it is a nearly 5 quadrillion dollar potential market. Get in on the ground floor now!
It is going to be the wildest craze!
Based on my initial calculations, it is a nearly 5 quadrillion dollar potential market. Get in on the ground floor now!
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I think I've found a great use for AI: generating unique tradable digitial tulips!
It is going to be the wildest craze!
Based on my initial calculations, it is a nearly 5 quadrillion dollar potential market. Get in on the ground floor now!
It is going to be the wildest craze!
Based on my initial calculations, it is a nearly 5 quadrillion dollar potential market. Get in on the ground floor now!
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There is a good chance that nothing on the internet tomorrow will make you as happy as just rewatching the "What Does the Fox Say?" video.
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
There is a good chance that nothing on the internet tomorrow will make you as happy as just rewatching the "What Does the Fox Say?" video.
"Desire <to merge with another corporation> is the root of all suffering."
September 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"Desire <to merge with another corporation> is the root of all suffering."
Cancelling Disney Plus to boycott ABC/Disney's actions towards REV105.
September 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Cancelling Disney Plus to boycott ABC/Disney's actions towards REV105.
I am thinking the risk/reward of engaging with social media is abruptly trending toward "oops all risk" levels.
September 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I am thinking the risk/reward of engaging with social media is abruptly trending toward "oops all risk" levels.
All this black-pill/Groyper talk has me wondering, did they ever release the motive/contents of the laptop of that Thomas Matthew Crooks kid?
Seems weird if they didn't.
Seems weird if they didn't.
September 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
All this black-pill/Groyper talk has me wondering, did they ever release the motive/contents of the laptop of that Thomas Matthew Crooks kid?
Seems weird if they didn't.
Seems weird if they didn't.
Me describing Trump's base:
"The cryptobros, the Gooners, the red-pillers, the christo-nationalists, the black-pillers, the Groypers. They think he's a righteous dude"
"The cryptobros, the Gooners, the red-pillers, the christo-nationalists, the black-pillers, the Groypers. They think he's a righteous dude"
September 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Me describing Trump's base:
"The cryptobros, the Gooners, the red-pillers, the christo-nationalists, the black-pillers, the Groypers. They think he's a righteous dude"
"The cryptobros, the Gooners, the red-pillers, the christo-nationalists, the black-pillers, the Groypers. They think he's a righteous dude"
"Hello Police? Yes, Balatro isn't giving me any diamond cards."
September 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"Hello Police? Yes, Balatro isn't giving me any diamond cards."
That Funny Feeling -- Bo Burnham (from "Inside")
YouTube video by boburnham
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"A <cult of personality> if you can keep it"
August 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"A <cult of personality> if you can keep it"
So it has been four years since Bo Burnham released Inside, and... And I don't think any film, art or music since has surpassed it.
Like, you should legit just go watch it again instead of anything else.
Like, you should legit just go watch it again instead of anything else.
August 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
So it has been four years since Bo Burnham released Inside, and... And I don't think any film, art or music since has surpassed it.
Like, you should legit just go watch it again instead of anything else.
Like, you should legit just go watch it again instead of anything else.
I wish <a freaky friday body switch with a 12 yr old trans kid in the US South> on JK Rowling.
August 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I wish <a freaky friday body switch with a 12 yr old trans kid in the US South> on JK Rowling.
"Childhood" really just means "The time we spend sheltering new humans from the fact that they need to spend their lives running from an unfathomably large monster we created that wants you to die in the street if you ever stop creating value for someone else for too long."
August 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"Childhood" really just means "The time we spend sheltering new humans from the fact that they need to spend their lives running from an unfathomably large monster we created that wants you to die in the street if you ever stop creating value for someone else for too long."
Things that should probably be taught in high school:
* Basic Home Technologies: Water, Electricity, Air
* Human Organization Basics: How to Run Meetings, Schedule things with 3 or more people, Providing Feedback
* Medical Basics
* Basic Home Technologies: Water, Electricity, Air
* Human Organization Basics: How to Run Meetings, Schedule things with 3 or more people, Providing Feedback
* Medical Basics
August 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Things that should probably be taught in high school:
* Basic Home Technologies: Water, Electricity, Air
* Human Organization Basics: How to Run Meetings, Schedule things with 3 or more people, Providing Feedback
* Medical Basics
* Basic Home Technologies: Water, Electricity, Air
* Human Organization Basics: How to Run Meetings, Schedule things with 3 or more people, Providing Feedback
* Medical Basics
I know there is a lot going on in the world, but I think it is important to not lose focus on the things that really matter, like complaining about how all modern operating system UIs make it slightly inconvenient to open up two different file browser windows so you can easily drag files/folders.
July 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I know there is a lot going on in the world, but I think it is important to not lose focus on the things that really matter, like complaining about how all modern operating system UIs make it slightly inconvenient to open up two different file browser windows so you can easily drag files/folders.