Laskar_.
@laskarshular.bsky.social
Geek at heart, I like everything from board games, comics, books, and movies to technology, science, and various different franchises. 24"
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I forgot I painted this.
March 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I forgot I painted this.
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His heart is a Big Mac.
His brain is a Big Mac.
His soul is a Big Mac.
Special sauce is oozing out of his eyes, ears, and mouth.
His brain is a Big Mac.
His soul is a Big Mac.
Special sauce is oozing out of his eyes, ears, and mouth.
March 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
His heart is a Big Mac.
His brain is a Big Mac.
His soul is a Big Mac.
Special sauce is oozing out of his eyes, ears, and mouth.
His brain is a Big Mac.
His soul is a Big Mac.
Special sauce is oozing out of his eyes, ears, and mouth.
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His head cracked open and a snail crawled out. The snail was angry. "I can't live in that guy's head anymore," the snail said. "All he thinks about his old tv shows and how to cook bacon."
March 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
His head cracked open and a snail crawled out. The snail was angry. "I can't live in that guy's head anymore," the snail said. "All he thinks about his old tv shows and how to cook bacon."
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My blood is tired of running through my veins. Every morning when I wake up, I spend an hour convincing it to keep going in circles. "It's important," I say. "Yeah, yeah," my blood replies, then sluggishly chugs along its course.
March 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My blood is tired of running through my veins. Every morning when I wake up, I spend an hour convincing it to keep going in circles. "It's important," I say. "Yeah, yeah," my blood replies, then sluggishly chugs along its course.
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You can hate being stabbed to death by that serial killer, but you have to admit he really knows how to handle a knife.
March 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You can hate being stabbed to death by that serial killer, but you have to admit he really knows how to handle a knife.
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Honestly, whenever someone says "Whoever heard of country x?" my first thought is, "Should I go there? What kind of art do they make? What kind of food?"
March 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Honestly, whenever someone says "Whoever heard of country x?" my first thought is, "Should I go there? What kind of art do they make? What kind of food?"
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All the talk about the country of Lesotho has me doing research. Now I am about thinking about buying a basotho blanket jacket or hoodie.
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March 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
All the talk about the country of Lesotho has me doing research. Now I am about thinking about buying a basotho blanket jacket or hoodie.
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The skulls of my enemies are still in their heads, for now. But I anticipate a future where the skulls are free and wandering around on their own. Yes, the people are my enemies. The skulls are innocent. I hold no grudge against their skulls.
March 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The skulls of my enemies are still in their heads, for now. But I anticipate a future where the skulls are free and wandering around on their own. Yes, the people are my enemies. The skulls are innocent. I hold no grudge against their skulls.
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"Ha ha ha!"
Motherfucker, I am not joking.
Motherfucker, I am not joking.
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"Ha ha ha!"
Motherfucker, I am not joking.
Motherfucker, I am not joking.
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Canadians are polite. But when you cross us, we will fill your newly emptied eyesockets with boiling piss. Have a nice day.
March 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Canadians are polite. But when you cross us, we will fill your newly emptied eyesockets with boiling piss. Have a nice day.
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I've never had Four Loko before but I've heard (bad) things. Trying it on vacation seems sensible.
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I've never had Four Loko before but I've heard (bad) things. Trying it on vacation seems sensible.
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People get kidnapped when some guy pours chloroform on a cloth and holds it to someones face. And I'm like, that sounds nice. Why is that bad? Knock me out and take me away from here.
February 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
People get kidnapped when some guy pours chloroform on a cloth and holds it to someones face. And I'm like, that sounds nice. Why is that bad? Knock me out and take me away from here.
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I have ordered my third IPA and that is when the crazy starts to happen. Also my burger was AMAZING and the fries were AMAZING and also I am drunk. Killer Queen by Queen is now playing in this bar.
February 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I have ordered my third IPA and that is when the crazy starts to happen. Also my burger was AMAZING and the fries were AMAZING and also I am drunk. Killer Queen by Queen is now playing in this bar.
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In Panama, as in Bolivia, an IPA beer is called an "eepah". Use this information wisely.
February 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In Panama, as in Bolivia, an IPA beer is called an "eepah". Use this information wisely.
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Back at La Rana Dorada for beer and burgers.
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Back at La Rana Dorada for beer and burgers.
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I buy old weird stamps to actually use on letters. But the stamp store emails me and says, THESE STAMPS ARE RARE AND EXCITING BECAUSE THEY SCREWED UP WHEN THEY MADE THEM. I don't understand collectors excited for botched stamps. I just want weird stamps with dinosaurs and giant blueberries.
February 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I buy old weird stamps to actually use on letters. But the stamp store emails me and says, THESE STAMPS ARE RARE AND EXCITING BECAUSE THEY SCREWED UP WHEN THEY MADE THEM. I don't understand collectors excited for botched stamps. I just want weird stamps with dinosaurs and giant blueberries.
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get fall down drunk
but fall up
into the sky
and all your drunk friends
watch you float away
look at their faces:
round flat and
expressionless
commemorative plates
sold after midnight
on a forgotten
television station
but fall up
into the sky
and all your drunk friends
watch you float away
look at their faces:
round flat and
expressionless
commemorative plates
sold after midnight
on a forgotten
television station
February 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
get fall down drunk
but fall up
into the sky
and all your drunk friends
watch you float away
look at their faces:
round flat and
expressionless
commemorative plates
sold after midnight
on a forgotten
television station
but fall up
into the sky
and all your drunk friends
watch you float away
look at their faces:
round flat and
expressionless
commemorative plates
sold after midnight
on a forgotten
television station
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I keep throwing punches at the stars but no punch ever lands. The night sky is my toughest opponent. But I'm going to keep fighting. Because at dawn it's going to run away, afraid, like it always does.
February 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I keep throwing punches at the stars but no punch ever lands. The night sky is my toughest opponent. But I'm going to keep fighting. Because at dawn it's going to run away, afraid, like it always does.
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If your tarot deck doesn't swear, you need a better deck.
January 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If your tarot deck doesn't swear, you need a better deck.
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Don't be sad. Be psychotic with despair so profound people mistake you for a crater. They worry they'll trip and fall into you. And inside? Nothing but darkness and razors.
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Don't be sad. Be psychotic with despair so profound people mistake you for a crater. They worry they'll trip and fall into you. And inside? Nothing but darkness and razors.
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Nerd and Jock 277
January 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Nerd and Jock 277
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#Invincible creator Robert Kirkman says the series could potentially be 10 seasons long 📺
(via Collider)
(via Collider)
December 28, 2024 at 8:12 PM
#Invincible creator Robert Kirkman says the series could potentially be 10 seasons long 📺
(via Collider)
(via Collider)
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If Vivek and Musk want to hire smart Americans, maybe start with defeating the party that has worked for decades to stagnate teacher salaries, destroy curriculums, teach the Bible instead of facts and make public schools fail to promote a for-profit system? They wanted us gullible and are winning.
an orange among us character is wearing a sign that says dum
Alt: an orange among us character is wearing a sign that says dum
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December 29, 2024 at 5:40 PM
If Vivek and Musk want to hire smart Americans, maybe start with defeating the party that has worked for decades to stagnate teacher salaries, destroy curriculums, teach the Bible instead of facts and make public schools fail to promote a for-profit system? They wanted us gullible and are winning.