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Adam, Autumn Enjoyer 🍂
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He/him. Love Mega Man, Spelunky, Videoball, word puzzles, and massage chairs. Opinions expressed are my own. Userpic by patreon.com/icelevel. #BLM 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Have you ever noticed how Spam comes in the EXACT size and shape it needs to be to fit in the can? Nature is so beautiful
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Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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isn’t this just admitting you defrauded the investors on linkedin
The American dream is lying about your product until you can afford to build it.

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November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump

the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Trump spent hours at his house with one of Epstein’s victims
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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True Tales of Dentistry
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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How your email finds me
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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It’s like my grandpa always said: fish wife, fish knife
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I genuinely believe this is a huge part of the LLM worship; half of these people are functionally illiterate
Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Just by sheer chance we are always exactly one vote short of doing good stuff, and one vote over the line to do bad stuff.
Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Oh man, I sure wish Trump's extensive connections to Jeffrey Epstein had been known before the election
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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happy lunchtime to those who celebrate. beef on weck, dipped in jus
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Irrationally angry with myself for not getting a pic of my car's odometer hitting 42069 this past week. I'm so dumb for forgetting, and also I'm dumb because I'm angry I forgot something so stupid
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Short version:

Trump: I'm dismantling the Constitution, building a paramilitary fascist army loyal only to me, blowing up the US economy for my billionaire cronies, and destroying the planet.

Schumer: Okay, but you have to extend subsidies for corporate health care

Trump: No

Schumer: Okay
How Chuck Schumer Planned the Shutdown Capitulation to Trump
In brief. And then in excruciating detail
hillheat.news
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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i don’t know why mattress commercials feature athletes. they should feature me i spend like 12 hours a day in there i know my stuff
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I love when a YouTube ad is just 15 seconds of music with no voiceover. It's like nice job idiot, you just interrupted the thing I'm most likely not looking at and playing in the background while I work in order to not tell me who you are or what you're selling. Marketing money well spent
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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What an excellent way to tell thieves where you keep your phone.
Must be frustrating when you post your April Fools joke almost six months ahead of time by mistake
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The Sons of Confederate Veterans in Georgia tried to block it, but a new museum will open on December 2 at Stone Mountain to tell the story of the largest Confederate monument in the world. The museum will explore the monument and its connection to white supremacy. 🗃️ www.reuters.com/world/us/bat...
www.reuters.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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why do we allow private equity in our society? it's obviously bad for everyone in the world except the people doing it. it should be illegal like fraud
Is this good? It doesn't seem good.

"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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It's so cool that I might be able to get a 50-year mortgage sometime! My parents paid for their first house with the change they found in the seats of their VW Bus.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM