Launce Mustoe
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You know how on the back window there’s the tiny black lines that defrost the ice in minutes but we can’t have that on the front window why? They’re perfectly thin and small lines. I can see around them.
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You know how on the back window there’s the tiny black lines that defrost the ice in minutes but we can’t have that on the front window why? They’re perfectly thin and small lines. I can see around them.
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Last week: In response to WaPo’s story on the Sept. 2 boat strikes, the Pentagon says “This entire narrative is completely false.”
Today: The White House confirms that a 2nd strike happened and that “Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes”
Today: The White House confirms that a 2nd strike happened and that “Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes”
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Last week: In response to WaPo’s story on the Sept. 2 boat strikes, the Pentagon says “This entire narrative is completely false.”
Today: The White House confirms that a 2nd strike happened and that “Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes”
Today: The White House confirms that a 2nd strike happened and that “Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes”
RIP Daniel Woodrell, author of Winter’s Bone and apparently a No Reservations legend. Born in Springfield, Mo.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_...
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
RIP Daniel Woodrell, author of Winter’s Bone and apparently a No Reservations legend. Born in Springfield, Mo.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_...
It shouldn’t be up to Mark and Gabby who have sacrificed a lot to be the lonely voices of dissent (expressed with the proper urgency) against obviously racist policies and politicians. The emperor has remained naked for too long.
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It shouldn’t be up to Mark and Gabby who have sacrificed a lot to be the lonely voices of dissent (expressed with the proper urgency) against obviously racist policies and politicians. The emperor has remained naked for too long.
Try this answer in court. It won’t go over well. Time for some contempt rulings!
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Try this answer in court. It won’t go over well. Time for some contempt rulings!
Every president is responsible for all members of the armed forces. The decision to deploy them should weigh heavy on their minds. Trump couldn’t care less.
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Every president is responsible for all members of the armed forces. The decision to deploy them should weigh heavy on their minds. Trump couldn’t care less.
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
JD Vance is everyone’s least favorite relative.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
JD Vance is everyone’s least favorite relative.
Not a good idea to drop Mike Kehoe’s phone number around me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not a good idea to drop Mike Kehoe’s phone number around me.
So in the old days Macy’s just let the balloons float away and if you brought one back you would receive a 100 dollar reward.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So in the old days Macy’s just let the balloons float away and if you brought one back you would receive a 100 dollar reward.
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“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
“No, we have people coming over.”
The Stranger Things kids are still in high school. They brought in 40 year olds to play the school bullies.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The Stranger Things kids are still in high school. They brought in 40 year olds to play the school bullies.
This just shows how this persecution touches us all.
The mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew was just detained by ICE.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This just shows how this persecution touches us all.
Aunt Gladys from Weapons was John Candy’s girlfriend (who sold tires) in Uncle Buck.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Aunt Gladys from Weapons was John Candy’s girlfriend (who sold tires) in Uncle Buck.
🎶I work all day at the factory
I'm building a machine that's not for me
There must be a reason that I can't see
You've got to humanize yourself🎶
I'm building a machine that's not for me
There must be a reason that I can't see
You've got to humanize yourself🎶
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
🎶I work all day at the factory
I'm building a machine that's not for me
There must be a reason that I can't see
You've got to humanize yourself🎶
I'm building a machine that's not for me
There must be a reason that I can't see
You've got to humanize yourself🎶
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Breaking:
Just days after Sen. Mark Kelly participated in a video asking service members to ‘refuse illegal orders,' the Pentagon now says it's opening an investigation into Kelly for "serious allegations of misconduct."
Just days after Sen. Mark Kelly participated in a video asking service members to ‘refuse illegal orders,' the Pentagon now says it's opening an investigation into Kelly for "serious allegations of misconduct."
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Breaking:
Just days after Sen. Mark Kelly participated in a video asking service members to ‘refuse illegal orders,' the Pentagon now says it's opening an investigation into Kelly for "serious allegations of misconduct."
Just days after Sen. Mark Kelly participated in a video asking service members to ‘refuse illegal orders,' the Pentagon now says it's opening an investigation into Kelly for "serious allegations of misconduct."
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And now, the case against Letitia James is dismissed too, same rationale but minus the statute of limitations complication.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
And now, the case against Letitia James is dismissed too, same rationale but minus the statute of limitations complication.
It may be a Van Halen cover band but Runnin With the Devil holds up.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It may be a Van Halen cover band but Runnin With the Devil holds up.
Life is ridiculous but what I wouldn’t give for some good vibes.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Life is ridiculous but what I wouldn’t give for some good vibes.
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Trump also just posted these photos to Truth Social, including the one with Mamdani standing next to a portrait of FDR. Trump mentioned Mamdani asked if he could have his picture taken there.
"It's an amazing portrait in the cabinet room," Trump said. "So he's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess..."
"It's an amazing portrait in the cabinet room," Trump said. "So he's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess..."
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Trump also just posted these photos to Truth Social, including the one with Mamdani standing next to a portrait of FDR. Trump mentioned Mamdani asked if he could have his picture taken there.
"It's an amazing portrait in the cabinet room," Trump said. "So he's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess..."
"It's an amazing portrait in the cabinet room," Trump said. "So he's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess..."
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Opponents of a referendum on Missouri’s gerrymandered congressional map are offering “huge sums of money” to signature gatherers in an effort to undermine the petition drive, according to accusations in a federal lawsuit. #moleg #mogov
Lawsuit details alleged scheme to sabotage referendum on gerrymandered Missouri congressional map • Missouri Independent
A federal lawsuit accuses opponents of a referendum on Missouri's gerrymandered congressional map are poaching signature gatherers.
missouriindependent.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Better sign that petition folks! Fuck em!
A federal lawsuit accuses four consulting firms of offering thousands of dollars to signature gatherers to abandon their work, badmouth their employer and provide "intelligence" to opponents of the referendum campaign. #moleg #mogov
Lawsuit details alleged scheme to sabotage referendum on gerrymandered Missouri congressional map • Missouri Independent
A federal lawsuit accuses opponents of a referendum on Missouri's gerrymandered congressional map are poaching signature gatherers.
missouriindependent.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Better sign that petition folks! Fuck em!
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Most surreal part of the Zohran vs Donald Trump meeting was a reporting asking "Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist" and Trump going "I don't mind...it's easier...it's easier than explaining" and Zohran just smiled and said "yes"
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Most surreal part of the Zohran vs Donald Trump meeting was a reporting asking "Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist" and Trump going "I don't mind...it's easier...it's easier than explaining" and Zohran just smiled and said "yes"