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@laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social

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stagewear designer & cosplayer 🪡 horror-loving hollywood recluse 🩸🩰 🎬

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Halloween everyone! 🖤🎃👻🦇

a pumpkin with a face carved into it is lit up

Alt: A lit Jack O’Lantern (carved pumpkin) from John Carpenter’s “Halloween” (1978).

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 1d

Some classic seasonal favorites and two Gidget sequels where Moondoggie is a total jerk for the entirety of two vacations.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #FilmSky

Letterboxd Recent Activity screenshot featuring my last four watched: Halloween (1978), Halloweentown (1998), Gidget Goes Hawaiian (1961), and Gidget Goes to Rome (1963).

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Birthday @imjustntimekay.bsky.social!
🎃🎂🍸

Riot and Minx from the fictional glam rock band The Stingers on the 1980s animated series “Jem and the Holograms”. They have platinum blonde white hair, are wearing orange & black ‘80s glam outfits, and are drinking orange martinis.

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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 1d

A gray bunny dressed in a cape sits inside a pumpkin. Beside it is a carved, glowing jack-o'-lantern, surrounded by small white and orange pumpkins.

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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 2d

Scream 7 trailer slaps.

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 3d

I was just gonna say she looks so happy!! Cute cute cute 🥰

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 7d

Had to repost because “fuck” autocorrected, there’s no edit feature, and I hate typos. 😭

𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 7d

Has Kevin Federline ever considered getting a job, or at the bare minimum, ever considered shutting the fuck up?

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Tiffany🩸📚 @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 7d

“Come with me, murderess”

A skeleton putting its hand on a woman’s shoulder (House on Haunted Hill (1959)

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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 7d

“You don’t know anything about Madonna that I didn’t teach you” is what I’m going to print on my business cards.

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 7d

Can we dye our hair black at the same time?

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 7d

I was halfway through Nosferatu when I posted this, but I loved it!

Getting back into regularly watching movies has been so good for my brain, I can’t explain it. It’s fixing my attention span.

𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 8d

My first week doing this 🥰🎞️
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #FilmSky

Letterboxd Recent Activity screenshot featuring my last four watched: Nosferatu (2024), Frankenstein (1931), Kpop Demon Hunters (2025), and Gidget (1959).

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 13d

Being on Letterboxd starts as “I’m only going to log movies as I watch them, ever since I joined the app.”

Then it turns into “I’m going to log movies as I watch them, but I’m also going to mark every movie I ever remember watching as ‘watched’.” (Charli xcx inspired me.)

𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 15d

If we were on the correct timeline, I would be sitting in a tree with Michael Jackson right now, but instead we’re in whatever this fresh hell is. *gestures around*

I’m not trying to be funny, I’m serious. I love Michael Jackson and I love trees. 🥺

Treetop view of Michael Jackson sitting in his “Giving Tree” at Neverland Ranch in Los Olivos, CA (Santa Barbara County).

𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 15d

I want this on a t-shirt. 🙏

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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 15d

My students made this and posted it in the class group chat. Lol

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 16d

It’s okay, the new gen don’t know Cheers. We can just set it at a fictional bar in West Hollywood, no one will know.

𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 16d

What is it? 😆

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 22d

A frightfully glamorous illustration from a 1925 Halloween decorating book.

100 years later, being in my bedroom in October feels just like this, but with pink walls.

An illustration from “Dennison's Bogie Book: A 1925 Guide for Vintage Decorating and Entertaining at Halloween and Thanksgiving”.

Above a large arched doorway leading to a staircase there are various Halloween decorations hung, including orange Jack O’ lanterns, witches, black cats, and black tinsel or streamers. In the foreground is a punch bowl with tea cups on a table and a pillar with an orange curtain adorned with similar decorations.

𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 22d

Oh now I wanna look up my mom’s 😆 What site do you use, do you look up the actual charts? I’ve gotten different answers for mine

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 24d

This is taking me back to “are you crying because of your haircut?”

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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 25d

A black bunny with perked ears sits on a white couch.

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 27d

Thanks, Mickey Mouse with teeth is gonna haunt my dreams tonight 😅

Also yes, all of the above is insufferable.

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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 🧚🏼‍♀️ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · Oct 2

No wayyyy lmao do they think people are offended by the use of the word “house” as a metaphor for “brand”?

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