Lazarjev Polžek
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Lazarjev Polžek
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#minipolžek potegne ovitek čokolade iz smeti:
ZAKAJ SI TO JEDLA MAMI!
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Tulk svinjarije požremo, pa smo kr neuničljivi.
“The highest levels were found in Irish breakfast cereal, followed by Belgian wholemeal bread, then German wholemeal bread, then French baguette. It was found across a huge range of products, from spaghetti, to cheese scones and ginger bread.” 🥖
High levels of ‘forever chemical’ found in cereal products across Europe – study
Pesticide Action Network Europe study finds average concentrations 100 times higher than in tap water
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Jst rabim poje v Vojnik za kak mesec ali dva.
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Fml
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Otrok spi že 3,5 ure. 😵😱
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Kdaj bo Netflix dal Greys Anatomy gor?
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December 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Tist k pričakuješ explozijo okusov, potem pa je vseeno skupaj en veliki nič. 😵
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Kira glupa dilema:
hodit 20 minut na vlak, se vozit 20 minut, plačati 1.6€

Ali

5 minut do avtobusa, se vozit 1 uro, plačati 4€
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reposted by Lazarjev Polžek
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Komu je vozniški izpit potekel 5 mesecev nazaj? 🫣

Kdo ni vedel, da mora avto peljati na tehnični pregled letos? 🫣

Kdo je oboje izvedel na podaljšanju registracije avtomobila? 🫣
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ker ljudje interneta vse vedo: ali se da ukrivljeno ponev nazaj poravnati?
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
#urko skoz govorim nej ne straši #minipolžek. Njegova najnovejša pogruntavščina: sesalec jo bo posesal, če ne bo pridna.
Rezultat: polita kava po #urko, ko hoče otrok panično zbežati pred sesalcem.
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November 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
V resnici sploh ne vem, zakaj se jebem z njimi. Ker še nism jedla dobrih, ne svojih, ne od drugih.
Ko sem prvi starter za cimetove rolice vrgla v smeti, bi mi moglo biti jasno, da danes ne bo nič iz njih. 🤦
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Tko me je panika, da boma pozna, zej pa mama če eno uro časa. 👌 #siddharta
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ko sem prvi starter za cimetove rolice vrgla v smeti, bi mi moglo biti jasno, da danes ne bo nič iz njih. 🤦
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Prvi tatarski biftek sezone. Od Lukca seveda 🤤🤤🤤
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Kakšna bombastična enolončnica. 😁
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Če se mi je zdela dobra ideja, da dva stroja naenkrat sušim, se mi zdej ne zdi tko fajn ideja, k mam za pospravit 6 strojev otroških cunj. 😢
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
19.45 in otrok spi. Lord help us all.
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sej da dobiš cunje za otroka je fajn. Sam sortiranje, pranje in pospravljanje.
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October 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Sploh ni več ene igrce za telefon, da ne bi imela po vsakem levelu 2 minuti reklam. 🙄
October 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Zaključim bolniško in grem na nego. Adijo dopust. 😢
October 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Končna sem z neko kurcevo pofukano sočutno vzgojo. Sam dere se za vsak drek. Fakin mam dost.
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
What. The. Fuck.
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM