mr. turtle
@lazymemories.bsky.social
reading 'til I'm no longer depressed.
writing a lot. old as the hills.
possibly a ghost.
writing a lot. old as the hills.
possibly a ghost.
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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putting on Hellraiser at 7am. perfectly normal behavior. I’m fine
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
putting on Hellraiser at 7am. perfectly normal behavior. I’m fine
extremely
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
extremely
actually, squirt is stored in the balls
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
actually, squirt is stored in the balls
came really close to sucking my exes tits last night which, uh, would have probably been a step in the wrong direction
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
came really close to sucking my exes tits last night which, uh, would have probably been a step in the wrong direction
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November 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I need to make rent by next Friday, send tips or buy my content directly or on OF. Help me make make the content you all love by keeping my bills paid💖 btw this full video is live on OF now🩵🤍
cash.app/$glossbones
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all im saying is at least jar jar binks wasn't a redditor
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
all im saying is at least jar jar binks wasn't a redditor
fucking… first ep of Frasier making me break down. what is this Cheers spin-off doing to me??!
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
fucking… first ep of Frasier making me break down. what is this Cheers spin-off doing to me??!
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I am, in fact, crushing on multiple people in my life right now.
it’s terrible
it’s terrible
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I am, in fact, crushing on multiple people in my life right now.
it’s terrible
it’s terrible
man, america. what a poopy fucking country
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
man, america. what a poopy fucking country
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*takes long drag of cigarette*
floor’s lava, kid. always has been.
floor’s lava, kid. always has been.
June 4, 2024 at 1:50 PM
*takes long drag of cigarette*
floor’s lava, kid. always has been.
floor’s lava, kid. always has been.
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
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i just need weed i fucking hate being broke payday cant come fast enough :-(
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i just need weed i fucking hate being broke payday cant come fast enough :-(
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Depression is crazy because you can sleep 14 hours and still be like “yeah i could close my eyes again”
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Depression is crazy because you can sleep 14 hours and still be like “yeah i could close my eyes again”
god, I’m depressed, haha. so depressed, it’s actually kind of funny. does that make sense?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
god, I’m depressed, haha. so depressed, it’s actually kind of funny. does that make sense?
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I'm broken-hearted, that means I must be slutty instead. 👌
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'm broken-hearted, that means I must be slutty instead. 👌
might fuck around and build a lego set
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
might fuck around and build a lego set
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if you cross a picket line you’re ugly
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
if you cross a picket line you’re ugly
donald trumps private pilot needs to be a hero and just crash that thing already
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
donald trumps private pilot needs to be a hero and just crash that thing already
cheney finally biting the bullet was a nice turn of events, huh?
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
cheney finally biting the bullet was a nice turn of events, huh?
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
food on thanksgiving is great and all, but it's the leftovers that really do the heavy lifting.
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
food on thanksgiving is great and all, but it's the leftovers that really do the heavy lifting.