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She/they | 31 | poly | Big gay trans hippie love cloud with legs for daysss | Minors please DNI 🔞
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I need bottom surgery, and then I need this top
June 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I need bottom surgery, and then I need this top
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Real Life Comic for Monday, November 10, 2025
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November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Real Life Comic for Monday, November 10, 2025
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OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
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".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
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Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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I really truly didn't think there was anything in the Epstein files that was new or surprising but like they're straight up refusing to seat a Republican House rep because she'll vote to release it and the House basically hasn't existed since like September
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I really truly didn't think there was anything in the Epstein files that was new or surprising but like they're straight up refusing to seat a Republican House rep because she'll vote to release it and the House basically hasn't existed since like September
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either.
Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.
Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either.
Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.
Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.
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MY SISTER: dad you have to stop inviting the stone age ancestral ghost to thanksgiving
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
August 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
MY SISTER: dad you have to stop inviting the stone age ancestral ghost to thanksgiving
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
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Without SNAP and food banks I wouldn't have had food for most of my young life. With SNAP funding cut off I just need to make it known
If you see someone, ANYONE, stealing food from ANYWHERE no THE FUCK you didn't.
Fuck trump. Fuck ICE. ACAB till I DIE.
I'm really high, cats rule. I love you
If you see someone, ANYONE, stealing food from ANYWHERE no THE FUCK you didn't.
Fuck trump. Fuck ICE. ACAB till I DIE.
I'm really high, cats rule. I love you
October 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Without SNAP and food banks I wouldn't have had food for most of my young life. With SNAP funding cut off I just need to make it known
If you see someone, ANYONE, stealing food from ANYWHERE no THE FUCK you didn't.
Fuck trump. Fuck ICE. ACAB till I DIE.
I'm really high, cats rule. I love you
If you see someone, ANYONE, stealing food from ANYWHERE no THE FUCK you didn't.
Fuck trump. Fuck ICE. ACAB till I DIE.
I'm really high, cats rule. I love you
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can we hear some commotion for the outfit
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
can we hear some commotion for the outfit
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
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*tosses another example onto the comedically large pile of examples showing how replacing spelling and grammar checkers with a statistical engine to find the -likely- word rather than the -correct- word and training said engine on everything everyone ever wrote online produces Not what's needed*
What the FUCK, Google Docs
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
*tosses another example onto the comedically large pile of examples showing how replacing spelling and grammar checkers with a statistical engine to find the -likely- word rather than the -correct- word and training said engine on everything everyone ever wrote online produces Not what's needed*
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
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When Ashnikko said "you make me wanna take out my IUD" she was referring to the concept of single payer healthcare and a UBI in the United States. In this essay I will-
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When Ashnikko said "you make me wanna take out my IUD" she was referring to the concept of single payer healthcare and a UBI in the United States. In this essay I will-
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new rule: all elected officials should be in chastity from the beginning to the end of their terms to ensure that they never stop being aware that they are the People's desperate little cum slut
October 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
new rule: all elected officials should be in chastity from the beginning to the end of their terms to ensure that they never stop being aware that they are the People's desperate little cum slut
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People really need to stop starting off their sentences like someone has passed on.
Mannn, I almost fell to my knees in this Sam's club reading this headline. 😭
October 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
People really need to stop starting off their sentences like someone has passed on.
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"if i learned one thing from becoming hot through the magic of modern medicine and shapewear, it's that accusation of being shallow and brainwashed are a conspiracy from Big Patriarchy to sell more loser boyfriends who don't make an effort"
non! si j'ai appris un truc de devenir meuf bonasse grace à la magie de la medecine moderne et du shapewear c'est que les accusations de superficialité et de brainwashing sont un complot de big patriarchy pour vendre plus de mecs qui font pas d'efforts 😌
October 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
"if i learned one thing from becoming hot through the magic of modern medicine and shapewear, it's that accusation of being shallow and brainwashed are a conspiracy from Big Patriarchy to sell more loser boyfriends who don't make an effort"
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Vietnam war flashbacks to the time when I realized that I had slept with my dentist's daughter while I was in college. He was telling me about her and how she was a "good Christian girl who hasn't dated yet" and showed me a picture.
Incredible thing to discover as he was giving me a filling
Incredible thing to discover as he was giving me a filling
thinking about oomf whose dentist and her assistant very clearly had a d/s relationship. it has made me want to get my teeth cleaned so bad
October 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Vietnam war flashbacks to the time when I realized that I had slept with my dentist's daughter while I was in college. He was telling me about her and how she was a "good Christian girl who hasn't dated yet" and showed me a picture.
Incredible thing to discover as he was giving me a filling
Incredible thing to discover as he was giving me a filling
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The Breath of the Woods
October 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The Breath of the Woods
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I’m sorry, sir, but that information is yassified.
October 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m sorry, sir, but that information is yassified.
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fuck it. saw this making the rounds without alt-text and the person who posted it has quotes and replies turned off, so here it is with alt-text
October 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
fuck it. saw this making the rounds without alt-text and the person who posted it has quotes and replies turned off, so here it is with alt-text
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