Slava ΘΔ Ⓥ
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lifeofafox.bsky.social
Slava ΘΔ Ⓥ
@lifeofafox.bsky.social
Urban Fox Therian
Therian/Furry House proprietor
Animal exploitation abolitionist
New Yorker AF | I Rep Cap Region
Neighborhoods > nations

Do Mayhem & Anarchy
Fuck Johnny Law

A high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production.
21+ account
Pinned
In case any of yall are curious and want to know more about me...
Slava: a Profile
A profile for Slava, a fox, an elder furry and an OG therian.
slava.elfurado.com
Sometimes I take a dump that's so thorough that I get down on my knees and thank myself for eating plants
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Best part of pulling a wfh shift is getting my ass pounded on break
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
As a huge fag I was bullied a lot in school.

Most of my bullies are now stuck raising children.

I think I got the better deal.
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Everyone who thinks they couldn't beat a goose in a fight?

You totally could.

Geese just talk shit and flap their wings, but you're a solid boned mammal 10x their size, you can definitely beat them in a fight without even trying.
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It's weird how shit happens all at once.

After a few months of nothing but regular relations with doggy, I have 5 people in my DMs begging to visit me to be dommed.

Would have appreciated that being a little more spread out but ok
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Obessively lustful for how a still-wet, sweat-soaked pair of doggy's gym socks feel and smell.
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"Listening to someone talk about their dreams is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and no one's having sex... I don't care."
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I can't be the only 40+ furry who immediately feels suspicious when a furry under 25 or so follows, likes, or repeatedly interacts with my shit online.

Suspicious of what? It's kinda nebulous. Are they a scammer? Looking for sugar/housing? Is it sexual? Fucked if I know, but it makes me suspicious.
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What is the best game released for PSX and why is it Tecmo's Deception: Invitation to Darkness?
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I could have 5m people following me and I wouldn't change what I put out into the world.

Would that cause problems for me? Probably. I don't really care.

People who have deep issues with my opinions ain't folks I'd want hanging on my words, meeting me at cons, or offering me employment, anyway.
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Beastie Boys - "(You've Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)" was written in five minutes and recorded in a day.

It's nice to spend six months working on something but the time spent has no bearing on whether your art will be successful.
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Today I discovered I'm ambidextrous when it comes to shooting basketballs

Almost 42 years old and I didn't know this
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway."
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Gender Nonconforming
Neuro-Divergent
**put em in a blender**

Gender divergent Neuro-nonconforming

That'd be me!
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm real sorry to the people who follow me and wake up at like 8am, open bussky, and see 27 of my posts.

Listen, I'm awake all night, okay?
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Haiku are easy
Just write almost anything
and then it's finished
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Fuck man, I really hate snow.
Hoping this incoming storm is overhyped.
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
American Red Fox
Cross Fox
Arctic Fox
Fennec Fox
Ezo Red Fox
introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Cuban Iguana 🦎
Florida Scrub Jay 🐦
Black Bear 🐻
Bald Eagle 🦅
Sockeye Salmon 🐟
introduce yourself with 5 animals youve seen in the wild:

wood stork
river otter
american flamingo
manatee
black bear (cubs specifically, they were sooo cute)
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
This is King.
He's the biggest, softest fox plush I have.
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
If we tear it down together
we can rebuild it in kind
don't fear the destruction
that precedes our renewal
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The time has passed for asking others for help.
They are likely struggling too.

The time has come for taking what you need.
Corporations don't need all that stuff and money.
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Cum Tube
Lemonade
This is how weird kinks are made
Piss don't
Taste so sweet
Or something's wrong with your kidneys
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This idea some, usually newer/young furries have, "because we're furries, that means we should be friends and get along," is a huge cause of tons of drama.

Personalities clash sometimes. People have different opinions. Not everyone is going to like one another.
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Crispin Glover BTTF lawsuit has a lot of applicability to current debates over AI.

It's not okay to steal a creative's work.

In addition, poisoning the well of someone's work with slop that looks like their style is harmful to their reputation.

Not being illegal doesn't mean it's okay to do.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This is the way Mochi looks at you when he really wants to be petted
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM