Lima Bean
@limabean.bsky.social
The chemical burn from the spiral perm
Got a wicked case of "the big sads" today
My life feels really hard rn and I'm not coping very well
My life feels really hard rn and I'm not coping very well
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Got a wicked case of "the big sads" today
My life feels really hard rn and I'm not coping very well
My life feels really hard rn and I'm not coping very well
Not to be dramatic, but, If I hear one more 🚬 with visible abs say he has a "dad bod" one more time I'm going to tear off my eyelids and set myself on fire.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Not to be dramatic, but, If I hear one more 🚬 with visible abs say he has a "dad bod" one more time I'm going to tear off my eyelids and set myself on fire.
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Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
repost with your four favourite thirst traps
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
repost with your four favourite thirst traps
He's fine I promise
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
He's fine I promise
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‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
Is this the beginning of my leather Daddy phase? Maybe.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Is this the beginning of my leather Daddy phase? Maybe.
Living in London has really opened my eyes to how many gay men are actually just casually doing meth on a Tuesday whilst they work from home. It's fucking crazy man.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Living in London has really opened my eyes to how many gay men are actually just casually doing meth on a Tuesday whilst they work from home. It's fucking crazy man.
If anyone's wondering, this is my work Dad
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If anyone's wondering, this is my work Dad
Hey guys. Something very different from me. Really need some help for a model for a job interview. If you're in London please share? Thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hey guys. Something very different from me. Really need some help for a model for a job interview. If you're in London please share? Thank you!
Bathroom mirror doing bits
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Bathroom mirror doing bits
First paragraph is a bit trite but it's nice to write again
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
First paragraph is a bit trite but it's nice to write again
Trying to lose fat makes me so miserable. I can't function on 2k calories at the moment. I'm too busy. I'm just going to keep gymming til I'm a massive bear. 😂
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Trying to lose fat makes me so miserable. I can't function on 2k calories at the moment. I'm too busy. I'm just going to keep gymming til I'm a massive bear. 😂
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White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
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November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
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Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.
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Don’t give an inch, don’t show weakness, stand your ground.
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Don’t give an inch, don’t show weakness, stand your ground.
Drew is the best trainer I've ever had. Don't miss out.
Ok I'm writing gym programmes today. Who wants one?
aspland.fit
aspland.fit
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Drew is the best trainer I've ever had. Don't miss out.
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Quote a photo where your booty is looking extra plump 👀
October 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Quote a photo where your booty is looking extra plump 👀
He fell asleep on my hand 😭
October 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
He fell asleep on my hand 😭
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The new Superman movie might be the worst film I've ever seen
October 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The new Superman movie might be the worst film I've ever seen