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Gareth

Gareth

@liquidparanoia.bsky.social

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Confirmed bachelor 🏳️‍🌈. Cautious explorer, often scuppered by anxiety. Fan of (some) TV science fiction, and historical dramas. In Victoria, on Melbourne’s outskirts. https://www.girtby.com/

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Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 5h

I think one of the earliest gay awakenings in media I had was seeing Luke Ashton take a shower in “The Bill”.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 5h

When Juliet Bravo was mentioned in Doctor Who books, I thought it was a made up TV show like Professor X was. It was a lot later I found out it was real. I just thought it was a ‘The Bill’ analogue.

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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 3d

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT

A sign on a store shelf reading "'Proplifting' is picking up fallen succulent leaves (or any other plant leaf) off the floors of garden centers or pinching off leaves and taking them home to propagate - IT IS THEFT! PLEASE DO NOT DO IT."

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 13h

Presumably it’s just a general “radio edit” version rather than a one for our market.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 15h

Hmmm. I will relinquish my attempt at being a sandwich arbiter.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 16h

It’s an amazing feat of the body, being able to fart without shitting yourself.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 16h

I agree that burger *can* be in the class of sandwiches. But burgers are unique in that the filling is hot. Sandwiches contain cold items.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 16h

I hate men who refer to their wife as “wifey”.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 16h

The ability to post hot hole pics is truly an art.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 16h

A break mid-story for a hot drink?

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 1d

In the same terrible theme is one I saw after it was mentioned on a podcast. It’s a military plane where the load inside becomes unsecured and the weight shifts following taking off.
Apparently scary because it’s an unrecoverable situation.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 1d

Anything that's in a burger bun is a burger.
I don't understand Americans and chicken "sandwiches". They're burgers.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 1d

I'll just hold you.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 1d

Intense.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 1d

I think I got one, or maybe two calls from Polestar after doing a test drive.
Cupra seem to not let go and keep asking me to be part of their "tribe" (yes, really), after I test drove the Born.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 1d

Ugh this. I don’t know how much time I’ve lost typing in 6 numbers only to realise it’s just in the æther.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 1d

I have played Crossy Road for the first time. I didn't like it.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 1d

Oven repair man has needed to reschedule to Monday, he's got his kids at home from school (I'm assuming sick). It's fine, I understand.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 1d

Kinda looks like a smoothed version of Badgey.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve had super horny dreams the last two nights, raging erections in the morning.
Having a wank the previous night before shower then bed did not stop this situation.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 2d

Yungblud. I’d love a but of chaotic energy.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 2d

Ooo, those are nice.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 2d

I had forgotten this! I think a rewatch is in order.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 2d

Oven man texted, he'd gotten a call from his kids school, needing him to pick them up. So it's rescheduled to tomorrow.

Gareth @liquidparanoia.bsky.social · 2d

A favourite movie, and one of the first I bought on DVD is "Go" a 1999 triptych movie. With three intersecting plots.