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Lissa
@lissahansen.bsky.social
Social worker, psychologist, mediator, educator, yoga teacher, small business owner, decent human being.

She/Her
Sometimes I think about how rich I could be if I was a disgusting, harmful racist…but my parents raised me to be a decent human being who protects others. Damn them.
To recap:
•Rittenhouse killed 2 people at a BLM rally & raised $2M
•Shiloh Hendrix called a Black child the n-word & raised $800K
•Now Crystal Wilsey called a Black customer the n-word & has already raised $100K in 1 day

On thing remains clear—White supremacy remains extremely profitable in America
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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To recap:
•Rittenhouse killed 2 people at a BLM rally & raised $2M
•Shiloh Hendrix called a Black child the n-word & raised $800K
•Now Crystal Wilsey called a Black customer the n-word & has already raised $100K in 1 day

On thing remains clear—White supremacy remains extremely profitable in America
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
[I don’t think either of these jokes got enough attention, so I’m reposting. Please appreciate accordingly. Oh Thank you.]

That would make AI Bertie Wooster.
Siri is like if Amelia Bedelia was a computer.
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Filled with joy looking at this thread (well, the videos in it)!
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
One of my favorite reads this year!
The digital version of my book is on sale from the good place for $2.99!! bookshop.org/p/books/i-wa...
I Want to Burn This Place Down: Essays
Essays
bookshop.org
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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All of this has been a test of your collective morality and way too many people fucking failed.
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache. n.pr/4ot3Aky
Opinion: My kind of holiday song
NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache.
n.pr
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I’m starting to get the sense that it was a bad idea to put a deeply insecure, sexual assaulting Fox News host with a drinking problem and a crusader tattoo who said he was into war crimes in charge of the military.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This is a lot of words to say, “Yikes! That Washington Post story about us illegally killing survivors on the open seas was 100% correct!”
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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The first time terrorists used planes to attack Americans wasn’t on 9/11 or at Pearl Harbor. It was the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921 when white supremacists flew a dozen planes to drop turpentine or nitroglycerin bombs on Black Americans.

Viola Fletcher was there.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/viola-flet...
Viola Fletcher, Among Last Known Survivors of Tulsa Race Massacre, Dies at 111
Mother Fletcher's legacy will live on as the epitome of honor, courage, strength, and resilience in the face of violent terrorism, white supremacy, and cowardice
www.qasimrashid.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hey, Minnesotans, please show her that slurs aren’t okay.
@klobuchar.senate.gov @smith.senate.gov
the woman using the r-word in this clip, Laura Ndirangu, is now interviewing for a position on the school board in Forest Lake, Minnesota
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Still waiting for that DOGE check. Any update on that?
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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DOGE did not fail in any way to accomplish its goals.

Its goals were never efficiency or saving money.

Its goals were to destroy as much of government as possible forever, and to steal data for the Space Nazi.

DOGE is fading away like bank robbery gangs fade away after the robberies are done.
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Lower the bar. Okay, lower it some more. Now further down, that's it, further, further, further. Is there still room to do a limbo dance? Then lower it ever lower, that's it, lower, lower, lower. There! Now you're ready to praise Majorie Taylor Greene.
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
RFK Jr’s cousin (JFK’s granddaughter): one of my chemotherapy drugs…owes its existence to an ocean animal. This discovery was made by scientists at the University of California, and who almost certainly relied on government funding, the very thing that Bobby has already cut.”
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Whatever she runs for next (governor?) she will need nonMAGA votes. She’s swaying some voters opinions. “She’s not that bad, look at…” “I actually agree with her on…” No, she is still exactly that bad. Yes, she is playing you to forget Jewish space laser shit. DONT FALL FOR IT!
Everyone stop acting weird and shocked about MTG. She has been systematically distancing herself from the current GOP for months and months. She has a plan reform herself under a new image ON THE RIGHT that’s not part of a sinking ship.

She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
When my heat is out just about the last thing I want to do is talk to AI for a couple of minutes until I’m sure it’s AI so I know I won’t be rude yelling at it that I need to talk to a real person. Could not hate this trend more.
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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AOC has a better shot at 2028 than Newsom does, that prick already threw in his lot with the rightwing podcasters and the transphobes.

Reactionary centrists can whine about "purity tests," but fact is Dem contenders now must have spine & principles. Candidates without that will struggle in 2028.
2028 watch: The most effective ad for Prop 50 came not from Gavin Newsom. It came from AOC.
-Super PAC Future Forward found that Ocasio-Cortez's direct-to-camera ad did better than ads featuring Newsom — Prop 50's chief cheerleader — and Barack Obama.
www.axios.com/2025/11/16/a...
Scoop: AOC's ad outscores Newsom's in California redistricting campaign
The report is a sign the progressive star could be a formidable opponent against Newsom — even in his home state — in a presidential primary.
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Rebecca Heineman is a legend. If you’re playing video games right now then the work she has done has impacted you.
Rebecca Heineman doesn't have much time left. If you can, please donate for her and her family to make end of life arrangements.
One last kindness we can offer for a legend of the games industry and loud and proud trans woman:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer
www.gofundme.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Given the flimsy legal justifications for the murderous attacks on boats across the Caribbean in the name of fighting narcoterrorism, this essentially provides the same legal basis to launch drone strikes against Leipzig-Connewitz.
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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YOU WERE IN A POSITION OF AUTHORITY AND HAD SEX WITH A CHILD THAT IS NOT A “CONSENSUAL ENCOUNTER” WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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•Megyn Kelly—Raping a 15-year-old isn't really rape
•Matt Gaetz—Raped homeless 17-year-old
•SC Judge Gosnell—Caught with child pornography
•OK Judge Worthington—Freed Jesse Butler despite video of him raping 2 teen girls

But let’s fear Trans folks & Immigrants?🧐Every MAGA Accusation Is A Confession
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM