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speedoru.bsky.social @speedoru.bsky.social · 19h

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Spooky Sauce @cloverheartquake.bsky.social · 1d

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and Beer Wolf - Coors Light (1986)

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Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 16h

Blonde?

Ivan Brummski @ivanbrummski.bsky.social · 20h

The TV movie pilot episode of Wonder Woman starred Kathy Lee Crosby

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 17h

New tattoo: Cuntdusa candy flavor colored

Ate and left no crumbs 😤💅🏻

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 21h

Oh so when the diva cup is muscular, you're okay with it?

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 22h

When we had my grandpa's funeral, my uncle told me to not make an scene and also this same phrase, I was more worried about my grandma but she was like 🙂🤙🏻 the whole time so I wasn't even bothered 😂

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🐺🌕 Wolfgang (by WMatt) @wm4tt.bsky.social · 3d

Here are some clips of the Sexy Sea Guard from Tantei Opera Milky Holmes Dai 2 Maku

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Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 1d

Replace empathy with "he paid me good money to agree with him"

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Kirby Informer @kirbyinformer.com · 1d

Remember to go for all those Red Boxes in Skyah… 🥹 @sixthstationtrio.bsky.social

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Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 1d

Trump supporters who will never be millionaires and will never be invited to these kind of parties can't wait to get invited to these parties

Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 1d

Someone explain to me the thinking here.

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 1d

Playing betrayal board games with honest people is like so hilarious, cuz wdym you picked the most obvious weapon and the only one that causes disease? 😂😭

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 1d

OMG IM SHOWING OFF MY AGE CUZ THAT GEN X RUN WAS WILD

it was so hard to get the issues in my childhood

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 1d

I just know someone is bitching about putting a baby in armor 😂

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 1d

OK BUT THIS IS A CUTE SHOW

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 1d

Megan Thee Stallion as Drolta is everything I needed for today 💅🏻

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 2d

Husband Simulator 🥰

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 2d

Fire Pro Wrestling World (PS4) is $19.99 on Amazon buff.ly/9khDsW8
$14 VGP buff.ly/4fUht7F #ad

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 2d

The OGs are here?????

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 2d

Silent Hill 4: The Room is $6.99 on GOG buff.ly/uQdqU2c

includes restored missing hauntings

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 2d

Fentanyl Street Fighter Simulator is a must play game

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 2d

Condemned: Criminal Origins has been delisted from Steam buff.ly/eHqzT9N
and Xbox buff.ly/HkmlCNM

Steam code still available on Fanatical ($13.45) buff.ly/Cq89UDF

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 2d

This guy at the office dressed up as Nanami for the Costume contest and I told "oh who you gonna pull their hair?" whole secretly wanting that pull.😝

Yesterday he went to the office as Solid Snake 🥹

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Tony | NEW 2 RETRO REVIEWS @onebigboss.bsky.social · 2d

Y'all ain't ready to talk about this, but the art of The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past was goated. This was Zelda art at its purest

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Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 2d

Freaks favorite snack 😋

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 2d

They're seasoning them toes for their lover obviously

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 2d

I work near gentrificationpalooza and the white people are so SPITIRUAL, they're so raw looking like tomatoes under the sun inhaling the smog barefoot, I know they'd be rotting like avocados in 3 years

Absolute Destiny Apocalypse (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) @lobottomizado.bsky.social · 2d

Annoying? Nah, I was raised Catholic so I'm used to being tested 😤

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Maybe: Travis @travisfromdabk.blacksky.app · 4d

I’M SICK OF TARAJI! 😂😂😂

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