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lordoftays.bsky.social
TDM
@lordoftays.bsky.social
They/Them || AuDHD || 🇯🇵/🇺🇸 || Sometimes I’m funny
Was anyone else absolutely convinced their ceiling fan was going to fall on them in the middle of the night if it was going too fast or was that also an OCD thing?
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Confirmed it’s gay
I’m starting to think it’s maybe gay 🤞🏼
Time to play everyone’s favorite game. Is it gay? Or am I just gay?
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m starting to think it’s maybe gay 🤞🏼
Time to play everyone’s favorite game. Is it gay? Or am I just gay?
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Time to play everyone’s favorite game. Is it gay? Or am I just gay?
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I would like to thank my psychotic ex-roommate for the one good thing she ever did for me: teaching me how to read astrology charts.
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
In lighter news, this weekend was great.
October 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“Man, it really feels like my serpentine belt is about to snap.”
-Me, approximately 10 seconds before my serpentine belt snapped.
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I gave myself whiplash at the turnstile show
October 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I don’t get an actual period but I do have the normal hormone cycles and I always know when I’m menstruating because my dog gets really clingy with me and I cry when I look at her.
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.

Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.

People have power. Ask Target
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Do the children still listen to Get Low by Lil John & The East Side Boyz at school dances?
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I could eat pesto from a bowl like a soup.
September 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I refuse to apologize for celebrating the death of white supremacists. The fact that we are expected to just shows how far we’ve fallen as a society.
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Y’all can die mad, @imodrew.bsky.social is my fucking hero right now. She’s got ten times the backbone you weird losers will ever have.
September 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Thoughts and prayers
September 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by the Dunning Kruger effect?
September 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The team orders between the McLarens at Monza was fine actually.
September 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Fighting for my life in the bathroom of the hot pot restaurant. Pray for me.
September 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Online age verification is not like "showing ID to buy alcohol" because

a) the liquor store doesn't get to scan your ID and store a digital copy of it forever in a database that will inevitably get hacked

b) you don't have to show ID to go to the library because they have cocktail recipe books
August 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Decided when I turned 30 to finally allow myself to be bad at things. I spend my time making bad art and writing a sub par book because I spent all my 20s doing absolutely nothing out of fear of not being good enough.
August 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Idk how to deal with the fact that the person who traumatized me as a child has had to face exactly zero consequences and every time she’s gotten away with shit it has been entirely at my expense lol.
August 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Met a new Uchinaanchu (Indigenous Okinawan) friend for tea and Thai food last night. Obviously, we had to take a picture of our hajichi (traditional women’s hand tattoos).
August 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This is unrealistic because those two are the same person
August 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
August 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM