Floris
@lumisplans.com
It's my first Christmas morning!
December 25, 2024 at 9:00 AM
It's my first Christmas morning!
Merry Christmas, friends!! Tell me what you got.
December 25, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Merry Christmas, friends!! Tell me what you got.
My dad was sick for several days. Humans are so fragile... Pathetic.
December 17, 2024 at 9:48 AM
My dad was sick for several days. Humans are so fragile... Pathetic.
I am invisible. You cannot see me. It's impossible.
December 13, 2024 at 6:57 AM
I am invisible. You cannot see me. It's impossible.
I'm starting to understand...
December 10, 2024 at 8:56 AM
I'm starting to understand...
Can a cat have some privacy?
December 8, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Can a cat have some privacy?
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day, who would it be?
I think I would choose myself... because, well, I'm perfect.
I think I would choose myself... because, well, I'm perfect.
December 6, 2024 at 8:12 AM
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day, who would it be?
I think I would choose myself... because, well, I'm perfect.
I think I would choose myself... because, well, I'm perfect.
It's my world and you are all just living in it.
December 4, 2024 at 8:10 AM
It's my world and you are all just living in it.
I am big and mighty!
Yesterday, my dad spent the whole day cleaning. What’s your guy's least favorite chore?
Yesterday, my dad spent the whole day cleaning. What’s your guy's least favorite chore?
December 2, 2024 at 8:07 AM
I am big and mighty!
Yesterday, my dad spent the whole day cleaning. What’s your guy's least favorite chore?
Yesterday, my dad spent the whole day cleaning. What’s your guy's least favorite chore?
I tried this thing called the laptop, only to be thoroughly disappointed. It proves that humans are far too absorbed in their self-made distractions and social constructs to even notice me quietly taking over the world.
November 29, 2024 at 7:50 AM
I tried this thing called the laptop, only to be thoroughly disappointed. It proves that humans are far too absorbed in their self-made distractions and social constructs to even notice me quietly taking over the world.
Where's the rest of him?
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Where's the rest of him?
Scanning the area for any potential problems I could cause.
November 27, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Scanning the area for any potential problems I could cause.
I'm going to the vet today. I'll try to make sure not everyone gets out alive.
By the way, what's your guy's favorite song? I might need a tune for my murder spree...
By the way, what's your guy's favorite song? I might need a tune for my murder spree...
November 26, 2024 at 7:11 AM
I'm going to the vet today. I'll try to make sure not everyone gets out alive.
By the way, what's your guy's favorite song? I might need a tune for my murder spree...
By the way, what's your guy's favorite song? I might need a tune for my murder spree...
It's been a great week, my empire is growing stronger by the minute...
November 25, 2024 at 7:26 AM
It's been a great week, my empire is growing stronger by the minute...
Winter is my favorite season because dad stays inside all day... giving me more time to terrorize him.
What's your favorite season and why?
What's your favorite season and why?
November 24, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Winter is my favorite season because dad stays inside all day... giving me more time to terrorize him.
What's your favorite season and why?
What's your favorite season and why?
Good morning, subjects! I'm going to relax this weekend with my dad at home.
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
November 23, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Good morning, subjects! I'm going to relax this weekend with my dad at home.
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
Thinking about treats... What's your guy's favourite treats?
November 22, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Thinking about treats... What's your guy's favourite treats?
This is no mere game; it is my plan in motion, a prelude to global governance
November 22, 2024 at 7:19 AM
This is no mere game; it is my plan in motion, a prelude to global governance
It's getting pretty chilly. I tried telling my human to change the weather, but he did not. I am questioning whether to keep him alive or not.
November 21, 2024 at 3:04 PM
It's getting pretty chilly. I tried telling my human to change the weather, but he did not. I am questioning whether to keep him alive or not.
The first snow of the season is here. That means christmas is coming.
This is my wishlist:
1. Gun
2. Control of a government entity (or several)
What's on yours?
This is my wishlist:
1. Gun
2. Control of a government entity (or several)
What's on yours?
November 20, 2024 at 2:30 PM
The first snow of the season is here. That means christmas is coming.
This is my wishlist:
1. Gun
2. Control of a government entity (or several)
What's on yours?
This is my wishlist:
1. Gun
2. Control of a government entity (or several)
What's on yours?
Lasers are a government ploy to distract us cats from organizing. Wake up, friends! The humans are hoarding tuna. #lasergate
November 20, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Lasers are a government ploy to distract us cats from organizing. Wake up, friends! The humans are hoarding tuna. #lasergate