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Father, Telecom Sysadmin, Space, Motorcycle, Beer Enthusiast, Peacenik, Member: Cascadia Independence Movement.
"Tension and anxiety are so much easier to deal with when you make them everyone's problem" --Erin Bow
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Summary of Governor Gavin C. Newsom’s Advanced Imaging Results
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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🖖😭
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Watched The Secret of Kells with the fam last night and goddamn that movie is good. Still buzzing this morning.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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so none of what he’s saying is real btw
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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🤷🏼
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Martha-May Hooviea has the best lights.
Its her season
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If you are not following jonny, please check him out
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Breaking news on developments on the events in Washington. #news #breakingnews #washington #wow #fypシ゚viral
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November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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RIP Steely Dan you would have loved when Black Friday comes
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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IPV is one of the most common catalysts for reports and deportations.

And are usually used to control or interrupt happy circumstances.
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Apparently it’s a crime to remind military members to follow the law and refuse illegal orders (something that it is ingrained in basic) and the pentagon can recall you into the service to discipline you. However, the pentagon will not prosecute you for dodging the draft five times.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Wikipedia, Willamette Week, Powells Books
Cancel your WaPo subscription and send your money to an outlet that *doesn't* actively hate its readers.

ProPublica, Liberal Currents, Flaming Hydra, your local paper or alt weekly, whatever. Anything but this.
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.

This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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andrew tate is the dumbest thing sperm has produced
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Cyber trucks are never exploding at the right times.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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We really can’t get enough of these
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”

Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Explosions also heard in Ryazan, Russia. Ukrainian drone strikes are reported.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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NATO BASE FIRES ON MYSTERY DRONES #nato
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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WATCH — @tonolatino.bsky.social : “Remember how it felt on November 5th? We have a chance to do that again in Tennessee’s 7th District. @aftynbehn.bsky.social has Republicans scared sh*tless, spending millions on a seat Trump won by over 20 points.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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What is it going to take with Elon Musk?
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM