sam
@lunarriviera.info
she/her 🏳️🌈 #默读 #光渊 #猎罪图鉴 #致命游戏 #雪迷宫 | p大 enjoyer, 肉包 enthusiast | tsundere liker, gong whisperer | late-stage psychological ebola haver | fake idgafer | entitled to #dmbj compensation | lunarriviera.carrd.co 🍵
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me: [wakes up, motionless in bed, haven’t even opened eyes yet]
my brain: what if stranger things but it was set in guanxi?
me: wow you really don’t rest do you
my brain: what if stranger things but it was set in guanxi?
me: wow you really don’t rest do you
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
me: [wakes up, motionless in bed, haven’t even opened eyes yet]
my brain: what if stranger things but it was set in guanxi?
me: wow you really don’t rest do you
my brain: what if stranger things but it was set in guanxi?
me: wow you really don’t rest do you
student eval about how brilliant i am, ending with “she’s such a witty, awkward little woman!”
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
student eval about how brilliant i am, ending with “she’s such a witty, awkward little woman!”
it’s me i’m bitches. like not about anything in particular im just bitches
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
it’s me i’m bitches. like not about anything in particular im just bitches
paulette goddard did not put up with chaplin all those years for people to be disrespecting her name
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
paulette goddard did not put up with chaplin all those years for people to be disrespecting her name
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i have now been with my mother for 24+ whole hours
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i have now been with my mother for 24+ whole hours
remember 2 years ago when there was only like one edit, never kys boys and girls
no YOU'RE playing each one of 1989 vault songs on top of the same justice in the dark edit, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
remember 2 years ago when there was only like one edit, never kys boys and girls
mumble [unwisely]: tell me about gu yun
me [sweating]: you will regret this
(when @mumblemumble.bsky.social logs back in there are 800+ DMs waiting for her I'M SO SORRY)
me [sweating]: you will regret this
(when @mumblemumble.bsky.social logs back in there are 800+ DMs waiting for her I'M SO SORRY)
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
mumble [unwisely]: tell me about gu yun
me [sweating]: you will regret this
(when @mumblemumble.bsky.social logs back in there are 800+ DMs waiting for her I'M SO SORRY)
me [sweating]: you will regret this
(when @mumblemumble.bsky.social logs back in there are 800+ DMs waiting for her I'M SO SORRY)
my new hobby is trying to figure out what the hell AI thinks these pride flags are even FOR, tag yourself i'm…solid black
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
my new hobby is trying to figure out what the hell AI thinks these pride flags are even FOR, tag yourself i'm…solid black
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November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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just saw a post so good I have to put it here too
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
just saw a post so good I have to put it here too
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very important to me that gu yun doesn't really get an "oh" moment. that there's no turning off the dad and turning on the lover. His love just ramps up so violently one confuding day he just nods and is like. True, I HAVE been in love with him. Yeah. Let's proceed
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
very important to me that gu yun doesn't really get an "oh" moment. that there's no turning off the dad and turning on the lover. His love just ramps up so violently one confuding day he just nods and is like. True, I HAVE been in love with him. Yeah. Let's proceed
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
me [incredulous]: all that's INSIDE THE GYOZA?????
the way i gasped & choked at this
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
me [incredulous]: all that's INSIDE THE GYOZA?????
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I've seen lots of people on here getting very excited for Wong Kar-wai's new TV show, without realizing that there is a massive scandal surrounding it in China. Fortunately there's now some English language reporting on the subject: www.whatsonweibo.com/the-wong-kar...
The Wong Kar-wai Scandal Explained: The Dark Side of ‘Blossoms Shanghai’
Whenever reports surfaced about the harsh conditions on Wong Kar-wai’s sets, mainstream media and fans often brushed off his tyrannical habits as the quirks of a genius. This time, it feels different.
www.whatsonweibo.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I've seen lots of people on here getting very excited for Wong Kar-wai's new TV show, without realizing that there is a massive scandal surrounding it in China. Fortunately there's now some English language reporting on the subject: www.whatsonweibo.com/the-wong-kar...
about to spend six days with my mom
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
about to spend six days with my mom
thrilling updates from youtube
1. how is john oliver talking about air bud AGAIN there simply cannot be ANYTHING ELSE to say about air bud
2. taemin's insane stage on kelly clarkson, okay stability sure but he HAS TO BE lipsyncing, it's not humanly possible to dance like that and hit THOSE NOTES?!
1. how is john oliver talking about air bud AGAIN there simply cannot be ANYTHING ELSE to say about air bud
2. taemin's insane stage on kelly clarkson, okay stability sure but he HAS TO BE lipsyncing, it's not humanly possible to dance like that and hit THOSE NOTES?!
'Veil' By TAEMIN | Kelly Clarkson Show
YouTube video by The Kelly Clarkson Show
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
thrilling updates from youtube
1. how is john oliver talking about air bud AGAIN there simply cannot be ANYTHING ELSE to say about air bud
2. taemin's insane stage on kelly clarkson, okay stability sure but he HAS TO BE lipsyncing, it's not humanly possible to dance like that and hit THOSE NOTES?!
1. how is john oliver talking about air bud AGAIN there simply cannot be ANYTHING ELSE to say about air bud
2. taemin's insane stage on kelly clarkson, okay stability sure but he HAS TO BE lipsyncing, it's not humanly possible to dance like that and hit THOSE NOTES?!
sorry you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
NEW AO3 CANONICAL TAGS!!!! tag yourself i’m identity crisis
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
sorry you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
lbr bsky is not ready for my ~moves
You enter a dance contest, pick your moves
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
lbr bsky is not ready for my ~moves
last office hours of the semester. the more our governor fires academics who acknowledge the existence of gender identity to students, the stroppier i get and the more i wear t-shirts about it. like what are you gonna do, take away my $3000/term NON-JOB no not that boo hoo hoo however will i survive
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
last office hours of the semester. the more our governor fires academics who acknowledge the existence of gender identity to students, the stroppier i get and the more i wear t-shirts about it. like what are you gonna do, take away my $3000/term NON-JOB no not that boo hoo hoo however will i survive
me and who
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
me and who
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this. Photo from my collection, 1949.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this. Photo from my collection, 1949.
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look, we eat turkey on thanksgiving, not because it's delicious, but because we are paying our respects to Benjamin Franklin's fursona
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
look, we eat turkey on thanksgiving, not because it's delicious, but because we are paying our respects to Benjamin Franklin's fursona
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He’s so tall and handsome as hell
#猎罪图鉴 #猎罪图鉴2 #undertheskin
#undertheskin2 #shenyi #tanjianci #ducheng #jinshijia
#猎罪图鉴 #猎罪图鉴2 #undertheskin
#undertheskin2 #shenyi #tanjianci #ducheng #jinshijia
May 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
He’s so tall and handsome as hell
#猎罪图鉴 #猎罪图鉴2 #undertheskin
#undertheskin2 #shenyi #tanjianci #ducheng #jinshijia
#猎罪图鉴 #猎罪图鉴2 #undertheskin
#undertheskin2 #shenyi #tanjianci #ducheng #jinshijia