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Hazel
@machetedog.bsky.social
28 | Butch Dyke | bicycle and plamo enjoyer
PUT THE ART OF WOMEN WITH HAIRY ARMPITS IN THE BAG OR ILL SHOOT!

I SAID IN THE BAG.. NOW!
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
It’s so funny that almost all of my non facial body hair only grows from my bush and below.

I’ve got the world’s most pathetic pits and a wispy ass happy trail followed into a dense jungle like bush whose canopy nearly blocks out any and all sunlight from the surface.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
what’s up girl sweat nation‼️ ahh … I mean woof
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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cum_on_paw
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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sage is showing you something crazy
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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average Seattle transsexual friend group looks like this
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There’s still a part of me that thinks maybe a small discord for me and likeminded friends and people I trust could be the way to go.. but you couldn’t pay me to run and admin a discord. Truly feeling trapped by the lack of a platform that I feel safe and comfortable posting nudes on.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Still need to get comfy with it but I think the move going forward is to just randomly post my nsfw pics when I feel like on main. If you know me irl and don’t wanna see hawg and tits, feel free to dip if it makes you uncomfortable. I just want to be able to feel comfortable in my own curated spaces
Still mulling it over but I might just start posting my nsfw pictures here instead of tumblr…. The juice just shrimply aint worth the squeeze. Unsure if I want to make a second account or just rawdog it on main. Ideally I’d like to post it on main, I just hate that I can’t make my account private.
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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besties help each other take tequila shots
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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pet_praise
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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girlfrotting
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Still mulling it over but I might just start posting my nsfw pictures here instead of tumblr…. The juice just shrimply aint worth the squeeze. Unsure if I want to make a second account or just rawdog it on main. Ideally I’d like to post it on main, I just hate that I can’t make my account private.
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
mutuals to take edibles and get locked in a dog cage with
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
the click and clack of my new cycling shoes hits different tbh.. truly in my horse girl era 🐴
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
ougghhhhh :(
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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game_boy_cartridge
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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bareback
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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we dont need 2 be anything www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw_y...
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
so far two thumbs have been shot off in gunsmith cats… I feel like that’s a lot of blown off thumbs for only a couple chapters.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM