Slopringly
@maddieindriftless.bsky.social
Blue dot in the Midwest
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You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%
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Perhaps it was a recreational MRI.
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Perhaps it was a recreational MRI.
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been there, astronaut.
October 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
been there, astronaut.
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Spooky season approaches, so I'm going to repost some of my Halloween comics from years past.
September 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Spooky season approaches, so I'm going to repost some of my Halloween comics from years past.
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We are outraged and deeply distressed that armed federal agents came onto our campus—making arrests on the very ground where, in 1942, Japanese American families were forced to board buses bound for concentration camps. It was a deliberate act of provocation and intimidation.
August 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We are outraged and deeply distressed that armed federal agents came onto our campus—making arrests on the very ground where, in 1942, Japanese American families were forced to board buses bound for concentration camps. It was a deliberate act of provocation and intimidation.
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Vance: Kash how to you get your eyeliner to look so natural, it always clumps for me
Patel: I’m . . . My family is from India, JD. This is how I look.
Vance: [recoils]. Oh God not again
Patel: I’m . . . My family is from India, JD. This is how I look.
Vance: [recoils]. Oh God not again
VANCE: As an ice breaker, let's all name our favorite amendment to the Constitution. Pam?
BONDI: Uh ... the First, I guess?
BLANCHE: Can't represent the Big Guy without the Fifth!
PATEL: #2 on the list, but #1 in my heart. All about the guns, son!
VANCE: So ... no fans of the 25th huh
BONDI: Uh ... the First, I guess?
BLANCHE: Can't represent the Big Guy without the Fifth!
PATEL: #2 on the list, but #1 in my heart. All about the guns, son!
VANCE: So ... no fans of the 25th huh
August 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Vance: Kash how to you get your eyeliner to look so natural, it always clumps for me
Patel: I’m . . . My family is from India, JD. This is how I look.
Vance: [recoils]. Oh God not again
Patel: I’m . . . My family is from India, JD. This is how I look.
Vance: [recoils]. Oh God not again
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wtf a military drone just flew over me??
August 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
wtf a military drone just flew over me??
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This is an important point
Much in DC in its formative years as our capital was deliberately “plain”
Because our government was supposedly not going to reflect the excess & exclusion of Old World royalty
The White House is stately & straightforward as a statement of principle
You know.
No kings.
Much in DC in its formative years as our capital was deliberately “plain”
Because our government was supposedly not going to reflect the excess & exclusion of Old World royalty
The White House is stately & straightforward as a statement of principle
You know.
No kings.
We think of the White House as a big mansion, but the point is it's not a palace. It's a house. It's modest, one of the smallest residences for a head of state. The east and west wings are deliberately minimal and unobtrusive. It's not Versailles or Buckingham. It symbolizes civic republicanism.
August 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is an important point
Much in DC in its formative years as our capital was deliberately “plain”
Because our government was supposedly not going to reflect the excess & exclusion of Old World royalty
The White House is stately & straightforward as a statement of principle
You know.
No kings.
Much in DC in its formative years as our capital was deliberately “plain”
Because our government was supposedly not going to reflect the excess & exclusion of Old World royalty
The White House is stately & straightforward as a statement of principle
You know.
No kings.
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reminds me of those grey floor home remodels
August 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
reminds me of those grey floor home remodels
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For Ozzy
If you have additional accordions, include them for faster results: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2k...
Crazy Train, Accordion Edition
YouTube video by chickenparm
www.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
For Ozzy
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🐙 This Octopus shifts from deep to active rest while "dreaming" for #MicroscopyMonday. REM‑like sleep (color bursts and twitches) filmed in real time by Horst Obenhaus @octoscience.bsky.social, currently a 2025 Whitman Fellow at @mblscience.bsky.social. #NESM
#Octopus #Neuro #SleepScience #MBL
#Octopus #Neuro #SleepScience #MBL
July 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
🐙 This Octopus shifts from deep to active rest while "dreaming" for #MicroscopyMonday. REM‑like sleep (color bursts and twitches) filmed in real time by Horst Obenhaus @octoscience.bsky.social, currently a 2025 Whitman Fellow at @mblscience.bsky.social. #NESM
#Octopus #Neuro #SleepScience #MBL
#Octopus #Neuro #SleepScience #MBL
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Absolutely brilliant.
July 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Absolutely brilliant.
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July 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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this made me laugh so much
July 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
this made me laugh so much
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Trade letter for the Heard and McDonald Islands just dropped.
July 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trade letter for the Heard and McDonald Islands just dropped.
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I post this comic every 4th, it's one of my faves. Keep fighting!! ❤️
July 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I post this comic every 4th, it's one of my faves. Keep fighting!! ❤️
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i keep coming back to this.
Jason Stanley, philosopher and expert on fascism said “You know you're living in a fascist society when you're constantly going over in your head the reasons why YOU are safe.”
July 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i keep coming back to this.
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I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
June 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
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Viewpoint: The sudden removal of all Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) members and changes to #COVID19 vaccine policy have critically weakened the US vaccine program.
#MedSky
https://ja.ma/43MpHvd
#MedSky
https://ja.ma/43MpHvd
June 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Viewpoint: The sudden removal of all Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) members and changes to #COVID19 vaccine policy have critically weakened the US vaccine program.
#MedSky
https://ja.ma/43MpHvd
#MedSky
https://ja.ma/43MpHvd
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Every time they fuck with VA hospitals they are legitimately killing veterans.
This cuts both ways though right? So docs could choose to not treat the Constitution Hating MAGA folks too, based on the guidance here.
‘Extremely disturbing and unethical’: new rules allow VA doctors to refuse to treat Democrats, unmarried veterans
Trump order allows VA staff to decline providing healthcare to patients based on political affiliation or marital status
www.theguardian.com
June 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Every time they fuck with VA hospitals they are legitimately killing veterans.
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(we also respect kingfishers and kinglets)
June 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
(we also respect kingfishers and kinglets)
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Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
June 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
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June 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I told you we’d be back
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JD Vance stares at his vision board. He hasn’t smiled like this since the night he got locked in the Ashley Furniture store.
June 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
JD Vance stares at his vision board. He hasn’t smiled like this since the night he got locked in the Ashley Furniture store.