Orbit the Friend
@magicisthecause.bsky.social
We have got to nationalize MLB
This is NOT A DRILL! My favorite kdrama of ALL TIME is back on Netflix! Stop EVERYTHING And go watch Secret Garden right now!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is NOT A DRILL! My favorite kdrama of ALL TIME is back on Netflix! Stop EVERYTHING And go watch Secret Garden right now!!!!
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Plus, in the spirit of @adapalmer.bsky.social, I'm matching the first $500 in donations.
So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Plus, in the spirit of @adapalmer.bsky.social, I'm matching the first $500 in donations.
So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
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ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!
Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.
Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
I’ll say it. The 787 is the chode of the skies.
October 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’ll say it. The 787 is the chode of the skies.
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NUTRITIONIST: you really need to eat more fiber
ME: then I will have to crisp a chickpea
NUTRITIONIST: you can just eat some whole grains
ME: a chickpea I shall crisp
NUTRITIONIST: they also make supplements for this now, you know
ME: crisp time
ME: then I will have to crisp a chickpea
NUTRITIONIST: you can just eat some whole grains
ME: a chickpea I shall crisp
NUTRITIONIST: they also make supplements for this now, you know
ME: crisp time
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
NUTRITIONIST: you really need to eat more fiber
ME: then I will have to crisp a chickpea
NUTRITIONIST: you can just eat some whole grains
ME: a chickpea I shall crisp
NUTRITIONIST: they also make supplements for this now, you know
ME: crisp time
ME: then I will have to crisp a chickpea
NUTRITIONIST: you can just eat some whole grains
ME: a chickpea I shall crisp
NUTRITIONIST: they also make supplements for this now, you know
ME: crisp time
I want Apple to know that 20 years ago it changed how albums are sorted on iPod and iPhones, and I am not overly exaggerating when I say it ruined my life. I’ve had to live knowing that millions of people are just *fine* with this and it makes me want to [redacted]
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I want Apple to know that 20 years ago it changed how albums are sorted on iPod and iPhones, and I am not overly exaggerating when I say it ruined my life. I’ve had to live knowing that millions of people are just *fine* with this and it makes me want to [redacted]
There are so many reasons Ben Horne should be in prison. First that tie and then the way he is eating that sandwich.
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There are so many reasons Ben Horne should be in prison. First that tie and then the way he is eating that sandwich.
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It’s the World Series we deserve in 2025: one team has one of the least-punished cheaters in baseball history. The other has George Springer.
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
It’s the World Series we deserve in 2025: one team has one of the least-punished cheaters in baseball history. The other has George Springer.
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doug emhoff's law firm cut a deal with trump to provide him 100 million in pro bono law services and eliminate all dei initiatives. seven partners resigned, doug emhoff did not 💙
October 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
doug emhoff's law firm cut a deal with trump to provide him 100 million in pro bono law services and eliminate all dei initiatives. seven partners resigned, doug emhoff did not 💙
Two things: 1) Rebel Ridge fucking whips. 2) I really want to play with that Halloween I Spy book.
October 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Two things: 1) Rebel Ridge fucking whips. 2) I really want to play with that Halloween I Spy book.
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
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if charlie kirk being murdered makes you feel worse than watching a genocide take place in real time, than all the school shootings that have happened, than watching people being deported to a torture prison in el salvador with no due process, that tells me everything I need to know about you
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
if charlie kirk being murdered makes you feel worse than watching a genocide take place in real time, than all the school shootings that have happened, than watching people being deported to a torture prison in el salvador with no due process, that tells me everything I need to know about you
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This sport is not real.
Unreal - the Orioles walk-off the Dodgers after they were within 1 out of a no-hitter
September 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This sport is not real.
HA I MADE HIM MAKE THAT STUPID FACE #ANiceIndianBoy an embarrassing number of times to type that oit
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
HA I MADE HIM MAKE THAT STUPID FACE #ANiceIndianBoy an embarrassing number of times to type that oit
Work sucks. I love work but also I need to get rip roaring smashed with the lot of them because this is America and the only way to process stress is through substances
September 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Work sucks. I love work but also I need to get rip roaring smashed with the lot of them because this is America and the only way to process stress is through substances
POST MORE I say as I scroll, drunk, on Friday night.
September 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
POST MORE I say as I scroll, drunk, on Friday night.
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My undying love for all time to My Liberation Notes for cutting the go bus driver’s worried face as one of the main character hum-cries to a love song.
August 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My undying love for all time to My Liberation Notes for cutting the go bus driver’s worried face as one of the main character hum-cries to a love song.
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Today is Clark’s gotcha day. Thus, it’s his Official Birthday.
@magicisthecause.bsky.social and I have no idea how old this tough little guy is, other than he’s past 12, but we know he’s been through more crap than dogs should have to put up with.
No matter what, he remains the Invincible Summer.
@magicisthecause.bsky.social and I have no idea how old this tough little guy is, other than he’s past 12, but we know he’s been through more crap than dogs should have to put up with.
No matter what, he remains the Invincible Summer.
August 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Today is Clark’s gotcha day. Thus, it’s his Official Birthday.
@magicisthecause.bsky.social and I have no idea how old this tough little guy is, other than he’s past 12, but we know he’s been through more crap than dogs should have to put up with.
No matter what, he remains the Invincible Summer.
@magicisthecause.bsky.social and I have no idea how old this tough little guy is, other than he’s past 12, but we know he’s been through more crap than dogs should have to put up with.
No matter what, he remains the Invincible Summer.
I watched a old video this week about Abby from Turning Red, one of those psychologist reacts. I love Abby and identified strongly with her. I expected the person to say something like Abby is too much and her enthusiasm is a sign of mental illness and she should figure out how to chill
August 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I watched a old video this week about Abby from Turning Red, one of those psychologist reacts. I love Abby and identified strongly with her. I expected the person to say something like Abby is too much and her enthusiasm is a sign of mental illness and she should figure out how to chill
The text of K-Pop Demon Hunters is that boy bands are evil.
August 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The text of K-Pop Demon Hunters is that boy bands are evil.
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By the way, these are the logos for the CubSox and the Yammets. I'll reveal the other teams' logos as we go, but I felt it was important to offend four fanbases in one fell swoop.
August 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
By the way, these are the logos for the CubSox and the Yammets. I'll reveal the other teams' logos as we go, but I felt it was important to offend four fanbases in one fell swoop.