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magicthighs.bsky.social
@magicthighs.bsky.social
Massachusetts resident that likes other large dudes. Mostly preoccupied with keeping my cats and man happy.
I’m out of practice posting selfies. Seeing my fat ass is kinda mundane so my camera roll is mostly the cats
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I thoroughly enjoyed Exhalation by Ted Chiang. The short scifi stories had so much worldbuilding and depth as they explore their subjects - owner responsibility to sentient virtual pets, archeological creationism, closed loop time travel (in the age of sultans), cashing in on alternate realities.
I just read The Tainted Cup as part of a book club I'm in and liked it so much I ended up reading A Drop of Corruption immediately after. Really well done fantasy whodunnits with a setting that gives me kinda Morrowind vibes
In response to this, name the last book that you read that you would recommend.

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August 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
How do I become one of those happy functional people?
April 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Pillow talk (the sleepy kind):

A: ugh, I don’t want to go to the office tomorrow
E: don’t you have to be there to bang on the servers with a hammer or something?
A: all the servers are clouds
E: that’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard
AE: 🤣
April 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I am at maximum shaggy and my boy likes to bump noses
March 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The TL:DR is that my friend Fisher (softcgvibes) has blocked me because ~11 years ago I told his new "owner" Pete the Lucky Pirate (aka joshua lore aka gamepups) that I didn't want to be friends anymore (we never met) and it still hurts him.
Lore Dump
Fisher, you've been a good friend over the past few years, and are always welcome company. I'll cherish our many nights watching movies, your turns of phrase, gaming, hanging out, going to movies, an…
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March 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Voting and gooning are American traditions
November 5, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,534,931!
September 17, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Sagrada is a pretty game, didn’t win though
July 20, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Went to Target for lube and detergent and found a hat that probably wouldn’t fit my huge melon
May 21, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Eclipse viewing in northern Vermont
April 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Three ducking idiots just staring at the sun at the improvised observatory at a hannaford parking lot in Swanson, VT
April 8, 2024 at 8:07 PM