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@maiden13.bsky.social
some marxist asshole
repeatedly blocking the worst people I've come across is so cathartic and you all should do it more often
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
repeatedly blocking the worst people I've come across is so cathartic and you all should do it more often
[locking eyes with @sheev.calamitousintent.com]
I know you read this in his voice
I know you read this in his voice
meesa gives da guck-guck
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
[locking eyes with @sheev.calamitousintent.com]
I know you read this in his voice
I know you read this in his voice
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Daily bunny no.3163 adopts a child
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Daily bunny no.3163 adopts a child
I slapped a man in reno just to watch him cry
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I slapped a man in reno just to watch him cry
I thought this post was about bryan johnson
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I thought this post was about bryan johnson
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You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
I hope none of you are ever normal about abusers and rapists 🫶
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I hope none of you are ever normal about abusers and rapists 🫶
hoping northsky can bypass my permaban, if only so I can sort through my old posts to salvage the good jokes
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
hoping northsky can bypass my permaban, if only so I can sort through my old posts to salvage the good jokes
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"everything went woke"
Read as: society moved the slider on what woman I can slander
Read as: society moved the slider on what woman I can slander
1980 comedy: my wife is a terrible woman
2020 comedy: my mother is a terrible woman
2060 comedy: my grandmother was a terrible victim of the patriarchy
2020 comedy: my mother is a terrible woman
2060 comedy: my grandmother was a terrible victim of the patriarchy
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"everything went woke"
Read as: society moved the slider on what woman I can slander
Read as: society moved the slider on what woman I can slander
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Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
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I dip you dip WE DIP, COMRADES
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I dip you dip WE DIP, COMRADES
many are saying this
Roger would do well on Bluesky
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
many are saying this
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"Oh, Hayley, does Luigi Mangione sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me."
December 11, 2024 at 4:38 PM
"Oh, Hayley, does Luigi Mangione sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me."
"I'm going to sleep" I said, before sitting at my computer to draw
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"I'm going to sleep" I said, before sitting at my computer to draw
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Fellas, is it tactical to do magick?
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Fellas, is it tactical to do magick?
no i'm not taking any medication, then I'll lose my creative edge
what do i create?
mostly misery for myself
what do i create?
mostly misery for myself
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
no i'm not taking any medication, then I'll lose my creative edge
what do i create?
mostly misery for myself
what do i create?
mostly misery for myself
it is literally impossible to string more than twelve words together
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
it is literally impossible to string more than twelve words together
I'm sorry you're too privileged to hate yourself at 9:38am on a sunday
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm sorry you're too privileged to hate yourself at 9:38am on a sunday
what do you call sonder, but for the self?
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
what do you call sonder, but for the self?
I'd like something a little more permanent than sleep, please
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'd like something a little more permanent than sleep, please
this mf wants to just own a country
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
this mf wants to just own a country
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if you have a man, tell him I said shut up
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
if you have a man, tell him I said shut up
it's a new day, and you should take your meds and drink some water and fucking LOVE YOURSELF
did you fuckers take your meds today?
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
it's a new day, and you should take your meds and drink some water and fucking LOVE YOURSELF
when I see old VHS footage of Korn, Slipknot and Limp Bizkit? I realise my best years are behind me
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
when I see old VHS footage of Korn, Slipknot and Limp Bizkit? I realise my best years are behind me
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HAPPY FRIDAY.
DID YOU DRINK WATER YET TODAY?
VEGGIES DO NOT COUNT.
DID YOU DRINK WATER YET TODAY?
VEGGIES DO NOT COUNT.
water is not a veggie
May 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
HAPPY FRIDAY.
DID YOU DRINK WATER YET TODAY?
VEGGIES DO NOT COUNT.
DID YOU DRINK WATER YET TODAY?
VEGGIES DO NOT COUNT.