Marc Burden
@marcburden.bsky.social
Had a dream I was doing a Cyclo cross race in Belgium which ended up with me eating apple cake in a hospital while waiting in a queue to pay for it behind a large party of school kids.
Yep, highlight of my weekend.
Yep, highlight of my weekend.
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Had a dream I was doing a Cyclo cross race in Belgium which ended up with me eating apple cake in a hospital while waiting in a queue to pay for it behind a large party of school kids.
Yep, highlight of my weekend.
Yep, highlight of my weekend.
Waiting for whoever becomes next Home Secretary to advocate policies for the slaughter of first borns and the drinking of their blood. Does every one have to try and be a bigger shite than the last?
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Waiting for whoever becomes next Home Secretary to advocate policies for the slaughter of first borns and the drinking of their blood. Does every one have to try and be a bigger shite than the last?
When Farage and Yaxley-Lennon come out in support of your immigration proposals you should realise you’re on the wrong side of Labour Party membership, and history.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
When Farage and Yaxley-Lennon come out in support of your immigration proposals you should realise you’re on the wrong side of Labour Party membership, and history.
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Saw some guy on TikTok talking about the train attack going “woke lefties keep going ‘they were British they were British’, well they don’t look like me and you!” and I just thought, “no one looks like you, you balloon-headed cunt.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Saw some guy on TikTok talking about the train attack going “woke lefties keep going ‘they were British they were British’, well they don’t look like me and you!” and I just thought, “no one looks like you, you balloon-headed cunt.”
Half of me feels sorry for Americans, and half of me thinks WTF have you done to yourselves.
September 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Half of me feels sorry for Americans, and half of me thinks WTF have you done to yourselves.
Sometimes Discogs is more than just the record you get
September 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes Discogs is more than just the record you get
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Reform is now the home for loathsome Tories who don't believe their old party is sufficiently loathsome.
The dregs of the dregs.
The dregs of the dregs.
September 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reform is now the home for loathsome Tories who don't believe their old party is sufficiently loathsome.
The dregs of the dregs.
The dregs of the dregs.
Monday morning palette cleanser
My dahlias are struggling this summer - what can I do to rescue them?
My dahlias are struggling this summer - what can I do to rescue them?
The plants are growing in good, rich soil in a nice sunny spot in the garden where they’ve always done well before now
www.irishtimes.com
September 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Monday morning palette cleanser
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Excited for later, when Newcastle fans are angrier with #LFC for placing a British transfer record bid for their player then backing off when told he’s not for sale than most of them have ever been with the human rights record of their Saudi Arabian owners.
August 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Excited for later, when Newcastle fans are angrier with #LFC for placing a British transfer record bid for their player then backing off when told he’s not for sale than most of them have ever been with the human rights record of their Saudi Arabian owners.
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America, 2025.
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
August 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
America, 2025.
Quite a few people believe life would be better for more of us if they paid more tax…or either stopped whining about it and just fuck off
Some 60% of millionaires living in Britain believe that life would be better abroad, according to new research
Most millionaires think they’d be better off outside the UK
A survey reveals the effect of higher tax and inflation — but two thirds of the wealthy still think Britain is a good place to invest
www.thetimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Quite a few people believe life would be better for more of us if they paid more tax…or either stopped whining about it and just fuck off
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People are being very obvious about using the phrase "feeling unsafe" in place of "being super racist" lately
August 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
People are being very obvious about using the phrase "feeling unsafe" in place of "being super racist" lately
Definitely, absolutely.
Putting fish in an office microwave should be punishable by death.
July 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Definitely, absolutely.
Shared a urinal with Keith Allen in The Coach and Horses.
July 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Shared a urinal with Keith Allen in The Coach and Horses.
Black truffle and Parmesan is not a flavour for a crisp.
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Black truffle and Parmesan is not a flavour for a crisp.
@calvinbailey.bsky.social I’ve looked but can’t find your name on this list. Given this and your support for selling out creative’s work to tech companies to train AI you’ll need t be getting this families votes next time.
The welfare rebellion in full - here are the 108 names on the reasoned amendment
June 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
@calvinbailey.bsky.social I’ve looked but can’t find your name on this list. Given this and your support for selling out creative’s work to tech companies to train AI you’ll need t be getting this families votes next time.
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The one BBC person not at Glastonbury
June 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The one BBC person not at Glastonbury
You tell kids that nowadays and they won’t believe you
You’ll be too young to remember, but there was a time when you could wake up as many as three mornings in a row and not find the world had lost its fucking mind.
June 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
You tell kids that nowadays and they won’t believe you
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D-Day, June 6th
When the allies fought against fascism instead of voting for them
When the allies fought against fascism instead of voting for them
June 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
D-Day, June 6th
When the allies fought against fascism instead of voting for them
When the allies fought against fascism instead of voting for them
Anyone in east London pop along, give your ears a treat. The bevvies are good too.
May 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Anyone in east London pop along, give your ears a treat. The bevvies are good too.
Happ World Goth Day from when goth was in black and white
May 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Happ World Goth Day from when goth was in black and white
Wonder how much the Brexit fundamentalist fume will contribute to global warming.
May 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Wonder how much the Brexit fundamentalist fume will contribute to global warming.
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After due consideration, having weighed up the relevant evidence, assessed the balance of arguments and gamed the likely implications, I have reached the conclusion that Keir Starmer can fuck off from a great height.
May 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
After due consideration, having weighed up the relevant evidence, assessed the balance of arguments and gamed the likely implications, I have reached the conclusion that Keir Starmer can fuck off from a great height.