Mary G Bird
@marebear333.bsky.social
I write monsters (smutty, funny, scary...any kind really), am a general smart-ass & misc creative type, and light fires when bored.
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Question: if it was a choice between a hardcover and a paperback (probably trade pbk) do you have a preference?
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Question: if it was a choice between a hardcover and a paperback (probably trade pbk) do you have a preference?
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We were saving a surprise second clit for your birthday.
At first I thought you were saying that there were two little men in the boat. I had a brief existential crisis before my reading comprehension skills kicked in.
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We were saving a surprise second clit for your birthday.
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Part 57 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
Dragonfly-woman ornament made France, Gold, enamel, chrysoprase, chalcedony, diamonds and moonstones
Dragonfly-woman ornament made France, Gold, enamel, chrysoprase, chalcedony, diamonds and moonstones
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Part 57 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
Dragonfly-woman ornament made France, Gold, enamel, chrysoprase, chalcedony, diamonds and moonstones
Dragonfly-woman ornament made France, Gold, enamel, chrysoprase, chalcedony, diamonds and moonstones
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Part 60 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
A Hellenistic mosaic glass bowl. Late 3rd-2nd century BC
A Hellenistic mosaic glass bowl. Late 3rd-2nd century BC
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Part 60 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
A Hellenistic mosaic glass bowl. Late 3rd-2nd century BC
A Hellenistic mosaic glass bowl. Late 3rd-2nd century BC
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Part 3 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire you
Breastplate Armor of Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor
Breastplate Armor of Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Part 3 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire you
Breastplate Armor of Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor
Breastplate Armor of Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor
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Part 13 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
Matthias Ring, late 16th century, Southern Germany, gold, diamonds, enamel
Matthias Ring, late 16th century, Southern Germany, gold, diamonds, enamel
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Part 13 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
Matthias Ring, late 16th century, Southern Germany, gold, diamonds, enamel
Matthias Ring, late 16th century, Southern Germany, gold, diamonds, enamel
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Thanks to your support on Friday, we covered urgent medical care for Ophelia and 20 dogs after their shelter shut down. Ophelia and 4 puppies are fighting against parvo but improving daily and starting to play again! The others are thriving, some already in forever homes. ❤️🩹
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Thanks to your support on Friday, we covered urgent medical care for Ophelia and 20 dogs after their shelter shut down. Ophelia and 4 puppies are fighting against parvo but improving daily and starting to play again! The others are thriving, some already in forever homes. ❤️🩹
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I was talking with a friend my age not long ago about how she received the largest amount of male interest from older men when she was ~8 years old to around 19 or so.
At least a couple of them--from church, mind you--said she was "worth the risk with law enforcement". She wasn't safe at church.
At least a couple of them--from church, mind you--said she was "worth the risk with law enforcement". She wasn't safe at church.
I want people to understand that in my youth, a youth that happened somewhere between the youth of Epstein, Trump, Maxwell, ex-Prince Andrew, et al & that of their victims, the term "jail bait" was framed as a compliment.
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I was talking with a friend my age not long ago about how she received the largest amount of male interest from older men when she was ~8 years old to around 19 or so.
At least a couple of them--from church, mind you--said she was "worth the risk with law enforcement". She wasn't safe at church.
At least a couple of them--from church, mind you--said she was "worth the risk with law enforcement". She wasn't safe at church.
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
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These three made my day😄
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
These three made my day😄
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Heads up, people. You only have 7 years before Taco Bell wins the franchise wars and there are no other restaurants.
Also, learn how to use those three seashells.
Also, learn how to use those three seashells.
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Heads up, people. You only have 7 years before Taco Bell wins the franchise wars and there are no other restaurants.
Also, learn how to use those three seashells.
Also, learn how to use those three seashells.
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As the nation focused on New York City’s mayoral election and gubernatorial races in New Jersey & Virginia, there was an intergenerational movement of Black people, particularly millennial women, in small cities & rural towns shaking up local elections, too.
capitalbnews.org/rural-electi...
capitalbnews.org/rural-electi...
Black Women Sweep Local Elections in Small Towns
Millennial candidates made sweeping gains in rural towns and small cities — making history and achieving several firsts.
capitalbnews.org
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
As the nation focused on New York City’s mayoral election and gubernatorial races in New Jersey & Virginia, there was an intergenerational movement of Black people, particularly millennial women, in small cities & rural towns shaking up local elections, too.
capitalbnews.org/rural-electi...
capitalbnews.org/rural-electi...
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A real president does this.
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A real president does this.
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
Thank you to every veteran who’s worn the uniform and carried the weight for the rest of us — just respect 🇺🇸
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then you stand up HARDER, LOUDER, moron
This is what bullies want you to think, and it's why they get stronger
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
then you stand up HARDER, LOUDER, moron
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HEY YOU ON THE CALIFORNIA-OREGON BORDER
YEAH YOU
One week from tonight, at 7:00, I'm going to be hanging out at the Medford Barnes & Noble, talking about dinosaurs, handing out dinosaurs, and scribbling in a book or three or seven. Stop by, say hullo, and pick up a copy of GOD'S JUNK DRAWER.
YEAH YOU
One week from tonight, at 7:00, I'm going to be hanging out at the Medford Barnes & Noble, talking about dinosaurs, handing out dinosaurs, and scribbling in a book or three or seven. Stop by, say hullo, and pick up a copy of GOD'S JUNK DRAWER.
Peter Clines
Join us for an in-store event, Peter Clines, on Monday, November 17, 2025.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
HEY YOU ON THE CALIFORNIA-OREGON BORDER
YEAH YOU
One week from tonight, at 7:00, I'm going to be hanging out at the Medford Barnes & Noble, talking about dinosaurs, handing out dinosaurs, and scribbling in a book or three or seven. Stop by, say hullo, and pick up a copy of GOD'S JUNK DRAWER.
YEAH YOU
One week from tonight, at 7:00, I'm going to be hanging out at the Medford Barnes & Noble, talking about dinosaurs, handing out dinosaurs, and scribbling in a book or three or seven. Stop by, say hullo, and pick up a copy of GOD'S JUNK DRAWER.
When I was a kid a man who looked just like this pic, but dressed in yellow suspenders & a bright red thermal parked his truck in a corner store parking lot & handed out little stuffed animals (w/parent permission) to every kid who walked by. I got a teddy bear and a glimpse at who Santa is.
A GENTLE REMINDER FOR CHILDREN OF ALL AGES:
“I wish you a lifetime filled with happiness, peace, good health, prosperity, and, most of all, love - the greatest gift. I will always love you, wherever you are. You are a gift and blessing. You are wonderful just the way you are.”
~Blessings, Santa :-)}
“I wish you a lifetime filled with happiness, peace, good health, prosperity, and, most of all, love - the greatest gift. I will always love you, wherever you are. You are a gift and blessing. You are wonderful just the way you are.”
~Blessings, Santa :-)}
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
When I was a kid a man who looked just like this pic, but dressed in yellow suspenders & a bright red thermal parked his truck in a corner store parking lot & handed out little stuffed animals (w/parent permission) to every kid who walked by. I got a teddy bear and a glimpse at who Santa is.
Why don't we means test politicians like we do food stamp recipients? No, once you hit ten million you don't need anymore governent checks. Also you have to WORK 20hrs every single week or you're out.
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Why don't we means test politicians like we do food stamp recipients? No, once you hit ten million you don't need anymore governent checks. Also you have to WORK 20hrs every single week or you're out.
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A togglable "I'm an adult with kids and a job" feature that assumes you only get to play once a week, and dumps a summary of what you were last doing/your current objectives in a corner tooltip on loading a save.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A togglable "I'm an adult with kids and a job" feature that assumes you only get to play once a week, and dumps a summary of what you were last doing/your current objectives in a corner tooltip on loading a save.
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the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:
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On my way to steal your girl
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
On my way to steal your girl
I found an old story I started back at the turn of the millenium and never finished. I opened the file thinking to myself it would be shit and show me how far I've come...I was wrong, it made me sigh and want to finish what I started. I'm 100% sure it will need massive work, but it isn't 'bad'.
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I found an old story I started back at the turn of the millenium and never finished. I opened the file thinking to myself it would be shit and show me how far I've come...I was wrong, it made me sigh and want to finish what I started. I'm 100% sure it will need massive work, but it isn't 'bad'.
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Did you know that in Canada, if a budget doesn’t pass the government doesn’t shut down?
Federal workers aren’t furloughed.
Funding for social services doesn’t dry up.
Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.
It puts the politicians jobs on the line.
They get the budget passed.
Federal workers aren’t furloughed.
Funding for social services doesn’t dry up.
Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.
It puts the politicians jobs on the line.
They get the budget passed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Did you know that in Canada, if a budget doesn’t pass the government doesn’t shut down?
Federal workers aren’t furloughed.
Funding for social services doesn’t dry up.
Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.
It puts the politicians jobs on the line.
They get the budget passed.
Federal workers aren’t furloughed.
Funding for social services doesn’t dry up.
Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.
It puts the politicians jobs on the line.
They get the budget passed.
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Again/as usual there is a tragic dearth of red pandas in my timeline.
Scream it out, lil buddy. I feel the same.
(Yes I know this is a squeak/chirp - they’re little!)
Scream it out, lil buddy. I feel the same.
(Yes I know this is a squeak/chirp - they’re little!)
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Again/as usual there is a tragic dearth of red pandas in my timeline.
Scream it out, lil buddy. I feel the same.
(Yes I know this is a squeak/chirp - they’re little!)
Scream it out, lil buddy. I feel the same.
(Yes I know this is a squeak/chirp - they’re little!)