I forgor

Imperial budget for this quarter:

What if we had some crimes be decided by the people... and we selected random citizens to do it so its like a fun new lottery!!

People of the Enchanted forest, this man is your FRIEND. He fights for your FREEDOM

I'm not an artist, or storyteller, or comedian, but....

Uh

I am here I suppose?

Yeah!

I'm here and no one can stop me!

For the next eleven days the Imperial colours will transition from red and purple to orange and purple.
Ya'know, for the spook

My Empire shows that multi-species nations can work if you're not a total dick about it.

You don't want to become a citizen of the Empire?

Maybe I'm just a dominating woman.
Maybe you just can't stand to see a strong and independent girlboss winning.
Whatever happend to feminism huh????

The Imperial Department of Propa- I mean, Media is telling me I should be doing posting less """Freakalicious""" things and focus on my political talking points.....

In other news I've got a new job opening

As much as I'd love to get into deep political discourse and lore, have a Garfeild pickle instead

The reach of my Empire grows ever wider....