Imagine not wanting your own MVP quarterback to win a game, and instead opting to punt it to the *other* team's MVP quarterback to win the game instead.
John Harbaugh is truly a man of grace and concession.
September 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Imagine not wanting your own MVP quarterback to win a game, and instead opting to punt it to the *other* team's MVP quarterback to win the game instead.
John Harbaugh is truly a man of grace and concession.
White Castle hamburgers are absolute swill, and I have no idea how that place continues to exist in a country with the stunning depth of burger quality seen within the United States. White Castle wishes it had the "bad but good" energy of Taco Bell.
August 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
White Castle hamburgers are absolute swill, and I have no idea how that place continues to exist in a country with the stunning depth of burger quality seen within the United States. White Castle wishes it had the "bad but good" energy of Taco Bell.
Me watching a documentary about Fred and Rose West wherein police state they had no reason to detain a man whose child hadn't been seen alive in 8 years.
Me watching a documentary about Fred and Rose West wherein police state they had no reason to detain a man whose child hadn't been seen alive in 8 years.
Imagine how incredibly cloistered you have to be into some kind of impenetrable bubble of media ignorance to still believe in American Exceptionalism in 2025. It must be exhausting to maintain.
March 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Imagine how incredibly cloistered you have to be into some kind of impenetrable bubble of media ignorance to still believe in American Exceptionalism in 2025. It must be exhausting to maintain.
How wonderful is it that we have an entire generation of voting American citizens who apparently think that the Gilded Age must have been great because it had such a cool name?
February 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
How wonderful is it that we have an entire generation of voting American citizens who apparently think that the Gilded Age must have been great because it had such a cool name?
You can tell the release of a new Monster Hunter game is close because 50% of the posts on the MH subreddit are bitching about it not being hard enough. Very exciting!
February 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You can tell the release of a new Monster Hunter game is close because 50% of the posts on the MH subreddit are bitching about it not being hard enough. Very exciting!
Huge props to Avowed and Monster Hunter Wilds for making February tolerable. Otherwise, you've got the shortest month that manages to feel the longest because of how truly awful it is.
February 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Huge props to Avowed and Monster Hunter Wilds for making February tolerable. Otherwise, you've got the shortest month that manages to feel the longest because of how truly awful it is.
I, by all means, endorse Canadians booing our national Anthem, but I just hope you don't get too riled up into your own nationalism and start hating all Americans. I promise you I hate him much more than you ever could, because he's *my* President.
February 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I, by all means, endorse Canadians booing our national Anthem, but I just hope you don't get too riled up into your own nationalism and start hating all Americans. I promise you I hate him much more than you ever could, because he's *my* President.
American exceptionalism is going to be the rope by which America hangs itself. If only there were some kind of historical context to which we could refer and avoid such a comical fate! Alas, we are, ourselves, a historical unicorn upon which no precedent can claim foresight.
February 3, 2025 at 7:34 AM
American exceptionalism is going to be the rope by which America hangs itself. If only there were some kind of historical context to which we could refer and avoid such a comical fate! Alas, we are, ourselves, a historical unicorn upon which no precedent can claim foresight.
I cannot stress this enough, but if you think Trump and everything he stands for is just some kind of meme, I'm done with you. It isn't funny that the worst kind of people have authority, and it isn't just a joke anymore. This isn't a crazy gif on 4chan, this is the law of the land. Fuck you.
January 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I cannot stress this enough, but if you think Trump and everything he stands for is just some kind of meme, I'm done with you. It isn't funny that the worst kind of people have authority, and it isn't just a joke anymore. This isn't a crazy gif on 4chan, this is the law of the land. Fuck you.
Made the executive decision and deactivated my twitter account. If you already follow me here, then welcome to my primary! If not? Well, I'll get around to that.
January 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Made the executive decision and deactivated my twitter account. If you already follow me here, then welcome to my primary! If not? Well, I'll get around to that.
I was watching some vintage James Randi videos and it occurred to me that while his methods were great for making captivating television, the best way to catch a fraud isn't to give them the leeway of probability, but to lie to them. If they have these powers then surely they would know.
November 23, 2024 at 7:47 AM
I was watching some vintage James Randi videos and it occurred to me that while his methods were great for making captivating television, the best way to catch a fraud isn't to give them the leeway of probability, but to lie to them. If they have these powers then surely they would know.