Markus Eichhorn
@markuseichhorn.bsky.social
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Ecologist, author, tree watcher. Shill for Big Forest. Writing another textbook on biodiversity and biogeography. It's always karaoke time. More at treesinspace.com
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Had a great time at the @3dforecotech.bsky.social summer school in Oxford last week. So many attendees were overjoyed to discover that they're not alone. If you need support then we're here for you: 3dforecotech.eu
Awkward teen boy and girl at record shop from some movie I haven't seen. Text reads "I love terrestrial laser scanning..." and "Me too...".
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In honour of long tradition I have made my sacrifice to the travel gods by leaving my plug converter behind in the hotel. Every time.
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I would argue that her legacy is easier to defend than either of them, but comparisons like that don't teach us very much. It's possible to be both inspired by someone and still reflect critically on their life.
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Completely, and I share it not because I completely agree with Mordecai but because it's a viewpoint that should also be heard.
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I'd take a more nuanced line: Jane Goodall certainly obtained her status and prominence as the result of privilege, but once she was established a more pertinent question is how she used that position.
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Mordecai Ogada is never afraid of challenging received opinion and always worth listening to. Before mythologising Jane Goodall we should recognise that she wasn't a hero to everyone in conservation.
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This is from a very prominent conservationist from Kenya
markuseichhorn.bsky.social
Incidentally, when you search online for Chicxulub you get a cool animation in your browser, at least on Firefox.
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Geologists are all about getting within 11,000 years but I feel like Thursday is the day when terrible things normally happen. The world will end on a Thursday.
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What day of the week was the Chicxulub impact that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs? I feel like it must have been a Thursday.
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THEM: how's it going

ME: pretty good, last month in india i only sold 61 fewer cars than tesla

THEM: wait, you sell cars?

ME: no
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Me looking into my inbox right now...
Star Wars meme.
Top panel: "My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count."
Bottom panel: "Good. Twice the pride, double the fall."
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You're never too old, too experienced or too clever to still do something incredibly stupid. I should leave work now before I mess anything else up.
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Hello, I'm Markus, I'm 47 years old, and I just made a Reply-All blunder to a large international network 🤦‍♂️
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Please can we all stop asking for 'highly motivated' applicants. If they've made it through the convoluted application process for your position then you can assume they're motivated.
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Yeah well chalcids are just wannabe flies.
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That's fighting talk right there
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And the rest you just frittered.
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The ethics panel was overwhelmed. New guidance came out. "We meant real animals, not those animals!" What count as real animals? Silence. The policy was quietly scrapped.
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Applications flooded in from studies by people watching pollinators on flowers. Moving crab spiders between bushes. Mapping corals on reefs. Studying movement in jellyfish. Every phyla you could think of.
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Fun story. A few years ago the university I worked at had a new ethics policy requiring that all research on animals, including observations, had to go through the central ethics panel. "All animals?", we asked. "Yes, anything classified as an animal." Ok, we said. Here it comes.
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I thought that's what this place is. It's my bubble and I like it here.
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Is that what we're calling Hodges Figgis these days?
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It sounds as though arson has been discounted as a motive and they're able to open as usual. Keep supporting independent bookstores like @booksupstairs.bsky.social regardless.
booksupstairs.bsky.social
A small fire at the front of the bookshop was started last night after rubbish bags that were awaiting collection were set on fire. The guards don’t have reason at this time to believe it was a targeted attack. Thankfully the damage was limited and everyone is safe. We are open for business as usual
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Oh, this one really boils my piss. I LOVE Books Upstairs — they a vast selection of affordable books. I will definitely be ordering online once I'm able to help support their remodeling costs. I invite y'all to join me. ❤️
markuseichhorn.bsky.social
Books Upstairs is a fine store with a particularly excellent poetry section. Why not support them by ordering your books online instead: booksupstairs.ie
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‘Really shocking’: Independent Dublin bookstore damaged in arson attack