Martti Nelson, Lady Author
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Always and Forever with Her | I write funny books for misbehaving women: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM & LYSSA STRATA + @mcsweeneys @BelladonnaComedy @slackjaw | She/Hers | marttinelson.com
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Introducing CaptainAI, Now with RarelyDieTM Update v7.3
“I wish I was as pale as Elon Musk, who invented gasoline.”
maladymartti.medium.com
I wrote a thing! ✈️ Introducing CaptainAI, Now with RarelyDieTM Update v7.3
Elon is supppper helping me with my fear of flying hahahahauuuhggghhhhh. #writersofbluesky #satire #humor #authorsofbluesky #booktok
maladymartti.medium.com/introducing-...
Elon is supppper helping me with my fear of flying hahahahauuuhggghhhhh. #writersofbluesky #satire #humor #authorsofbluesky #booktok
maladymartti.medium.com/introducing-...
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Also, if you use AI as a “thought partner,” you are not a creator
I've been seeing people say about their work lately, "I used AI in the edits & refining of this piece, but it's all my own words & ideas."
I think people don't quite understand what "my own words" means. If you're using AI, the words are not your own. They are an amalgam of other people's words.
I think people don't quite understand what "my own words" means. If you're using AI, the words are not your own. They are an amalgam of other people's words.
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Also, if you use AI as a “thought partner,” you are not a creator
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Wow, Trump got the FIFA Peace Cup!
OOTL, I assume “FIFA,” stands for “Fuck It, Fuck At,” and they misspelled the second it?
OOTL, I assume “FIFA,” stands for “Fuck It, Fuck At,” and they misspelled the second it?
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Wow, Trump got the FIFA Peace Cup!
OOTL, I assume “FIFA,” stands for “Fuck It, Fuck At,” and they misspelled the second it?
OOTL, I assume “FIFA,” stands for “Fuck It, Fuck At,” and they misspelled the second it?
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The details are gross both aesthetically and morally, but Nuzzi played a consequential role in the ending of a sitting president’s re-election bid. Even if you don’t include her role in RFK then getting DHHS, that alone is worth discussing
this is the most consequential journalism scandal since Stephen Glass and this is a website with a lot of journalists on it! I am absolutely going to continue posting about it, sorry. Feel free to block or unfollow me if this bothers you!
Everyone pls stop posting about her
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The details are gross both aesthetically and morally, but Nuzzi played a consequential role in the ending of a sitting president’s re-election bid. Even if you don’t include her role in RFK then getting DHHS, that alone is worth discussing
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
I for one am shocked…it’s not MTG.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I for one am shocked…it’s not MTG.
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Happy Holidays from the Chicago Police Department
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Happy Holidays from the Chicago Police Department
Hahahah they hate us! Great job, MAGA ladies.
The irony of the current public health regime trying to falsely link childhood vaccines to autoimmune disorders is that they are attacking research that acknowledges gender...when autoimmune disorders primarily impact women.
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hahahah they hate us! Great job, MAGA ladies.
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Sinners for best picture
Coogler is a generational talent
Coogler is a generational talent
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sinners for best picture
Coogler is a generational talent
Coogler is a generational talent
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The Supreme Court just handed Texas Republicans at least 2 more House seats & possibly up to 5 despite the state GOP explicitly justifying their remap based on an unconstitutional use of race in redistricting.
Unsurprising from this court, and it's a bad sign for the upcoming Voting Rights Act case
Unsurprising from this court, and it's a bad sign for the upcoming Voting Rights Act case
BREAKING: Supreme Court sides with Texas Republicans in fight over congressional map. The new gerrymandered map will be used in the 2026 midterms. The vote is 6–3, with the Republican appointees siding with Texas.
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The Supreme Court just handed Texas Republicans at least 2 more House seats & possibly up to 5 despite the state GOP explicitly justifying their remap based on an unconstitutional use of race in redistricting.
Unsurprising from this court, and it's a bad sign for the upcoming Voting Rights Act case
Unsurprising from this court, and it's a bad sign for the upcoming Voting Rights Act case
Friend, take a baby elephant break.
Led by matriarch Murera, Umani Springs has become a haven for ex-orphan mothers raising their wild-born calves. The youngest members – Lenny, Mwana, Zigi, and Sulwe – tumble and play under watchful eyes, growing up knowing safety and family bonds: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/o...
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Friend, take a baby elephant break.
Pluribus is speaking to me on a very “woman done with your fucking shit but also freaking out and maybe having fun being a dick sometimes” way. I relate to her probably tooooo much.
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Pluribus is speaking to me on a very “woman done with your fucking shit but also freaking out and maybe having fun being a dick sometimes” way. I relate to her probably tooooo much.
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ICYMI - Halle Berry is all out of f*cks
"Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row, But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women… by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either."
"Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row, But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women… by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either."
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
ICYMI - Halle Berry is all out of f*cks
"Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row, But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women… by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either."
"Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row, But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women… by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either."
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Pantone loving that pasty pale hue, baby, just like a Mar A Lago lady-ghoul.
Wear the anti-DEI of colors today!
Wear the anti-DEI of colors today!
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Pantone loving that pasty pale hue, baby, just like a Mar A Lago lady-ghoul.
Wear the anti-DEI of colors today!
Wear the anti-DEI of colors today!
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Blue Night by Jean-Paul Riopelle, 1953
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137804
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137804
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Blue Night by Jean-Paul Riopelle, 1953
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137804
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137804
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rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Seems like some of the City Council need recasting.
LAPD can continue to use military weapons, foam bullets and tear gas after City Council vote.
The LA City Council voted 8-4 to let LAPD keep using foam bullets and tear gas despite documented misuse during this summer’s anti-ICE protests and over $50M in civil rights violation payouts last year.
The LA City Council voted 8-4 to let LAPD keep using foam bullets and tear gas despite documented misuse during this summer’s anti-ICE protests and over $50M in civil rights violation payouts last year.
LAPD can continue to use military weapons, foam bullets and tear gas after City Council vote
The LA City Council voted 8-4 to let LAPD keep using foam bullets and tear gas despite documented misuse during this summer's anti-ICE protests and over $50 million in civil rights violation payouts l...
lapublicpress.org
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Seems like some of the City Council need recasting.
Pantone loving that pasty pale hue, baby, just like a Mar A Lago lady-ghoul.
Wear the anti-DEI of colors today!
Wear the anti-DEI of colors today!
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Pantone loving that pasty pale hue, baby, just like a Mar A Lago lady-ghoul.
Wear the anti-DEI of colors today!
Wear the anti-DEI of colors today!
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This stunning 1984 poster was created from a 1983 photograph taken by Tseng Kwong Chi of totally nude dancer and choreographer Bill T. Jones painted from head to toe by Keith Haring. Jones’s body became a literal canvas for Haring. emuseum.mfah.org/objects/1595... #art #photography #80s #LGBTQIA
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This stunning 1984 poster was created from a 1983 photograph taken by Tseng Kwong Chi of totally nude dancer and choreographer Bill T. Jones painted from head to toe by Keith Haring. Jones’s body became a literal canvas for Haring. emuseum.mfah.org/objects/1595... #art #photography #80s #LGBTQIA
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“The decision was made to exclude me from the filmed production of Swan Lake because I was told my brown skin would disrupt the aesthetic.” ~ Misty Copeland
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“The decision was made to exclude me from the filmed production of Swan Lake because I was told my brown skin would disrupt the aesthetic.” ~ Misty Copeland
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
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SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.
USTA bans trans athletes from competing as women to comply with Trump executive order
The national tennis governing body's policy change was made with no announcement.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
SCOOP: The United States Tennis Association (USTA) quietly updated its player eligibility policy to ban trans women from competing as women in their leagues, tournaments and competitions in order to comply with Trump's anti-trans sports executive order. The policy went into effect on Monday.
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If you’re not as mad about Signalgate as you were Hillary’s emails then you’re in a cult.
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If you’re not as mad about Signalgate as you were Hillary’s emails then you’re in a cult.
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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Here's a list of protagonists or major characters who use wheelchairs.
Novels/novellas
Borderline by Mishell Baker
Death of the Author by Nnedi Okorafor
At the Speed of Lies, Cindy Otis
By Winged Chair by Kendra Merritt
The Gray House by Mariam Petrosyan
Casting Nasturtiums by Celia Lake
Novels/novellas
Borderline by Mishell Baker
Death of the Author by Nnedi Okorafor
At the Speed of Lies, Cindy Otis
By Winged Chair by Kendra Merritt
The Gray House by Mariam Petrosyan
Casting Nasturtiums by Celia Lake
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Here's a list of protagonists or major characters who use wheelchairs.
Novels/novellas
Borderline by Mishell Baker
Death of the Author by Nnedi Okorafor
At the Speed of Lies, Cindy Otis
By Winged Chair by Kendra Merritt
The Gray House by Mariam Petrosyan
Casting Nasturtiums by Celia Lake
Novels/novellas
Borderline by Mishell Baker
Death of the Author by Nnedi Okorafor
At the Speed of Lies, Cindy Otis
By Winged Chair by Kendra Merritt
The Gray House by Mariam Petrosyan
Casting Nasturtiums by Celia Lake
So much of our lives is dealing with the selfish knots the psychopaths in charge of every corporation tie us into so they can squeeze an extra cent off our carcasses.
This post brough to to you by UPS, whom I pray go fuck themselves to death. My choice to never use them on purpose is perfection.
This post brough to to you by UPS, whom I pray go fuck themselves to death. My choice to never use them on purpose is perfection.
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So much of our lives is dealing with the selfish knots the psychopaths in charge of every corporation tie us into so they can squeeze an extra cent off our carcasses.
This post brough to to you by UPS, whom I pray go fuck themselves to death. My choice to never use them on purpose is perfection.
This post brough to to you by UPS, whom I pray go fuck themselves to death. My choice to never use them on purpose is perfection.