Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨
@masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍓
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍓
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
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Dammit. I got 3,000 followers. I gotta go, y’all are making me itchy. See you on my next account if you can find me. ✨
Dammit. I got 3,000 followers. I gotta go, y’all are making me itchy. See you on my next account if you can find me. ✨
January 8, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Dammit. I got 3,000 followers. I gotta go, y’all are making me itchy. See you on my next account if you can find me. ✨
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when you're in the ER and a doctor yells clear that means he's a scientologist
January 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
when you're in the ER and a doctor yells clear that means he's a scientologist
Oof. How many more to go? I’m really getting put through my paces here. 😅
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Oof. How many more to go? I’m really getting put through my paces here. 😅
But for real. My bf and I watched each one.
January 8, 2026 at 4:28 AM
But for real. My bf and I watched each one.
You’re so good. 🥹✨
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
You’re so good. 🥹✨
That’s so sad. Like seriously, I want to hug you, it’s so sad. 😞
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
That’s so sad. Like seriously, I want to hug you, it’s so sad. 😞
Thanks Dan. I think. 🤔
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Thanks Dan. I think. 🤔
I’m so fucking hungry. Won’t someone please think of me while I languish in the endless horrors?
bubbles from the powerpuff girls is crying while standing in the rain
Alt: bubbles from the powerpuff girls is crying while standing in the rain
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January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I’m so fucking hungry. Won’t someone please think of me while I languish in the endless horrors?
How? Well then consider me a high roller.
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
How? Well then consider me a high roller.
Yooooooooo. Same.
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Yooooooooo. Same.
Don’t give me a reason, and you won’t get bit!
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Don’t give me a reason, and you won’t get bit!
Trae Young just got traded for CJ McCollum. Holy shit.
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Trae Young just got traded for CJ McCollum. Holy shit.
EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP! 🚨
BE FUCKING NICE! I’M SERIOUS!
I’m so tired of the hate and violence.
BE FUCKING NICE! I’M SERIOUS!
I’m so tired of the hate and violence.
January 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP! 🚨
BE FUCKING NICE! I’M SERIOUS!
I’m so tired of the hate and violence.
BE FUCKING NICE! I’M SERIOUS!
I’m so tired of the hate and violence.
Noooooooooo. Why can’t people be nice!
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Noooooooooo. Why can’t people be nice!
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me bc i'm really just a sweet girl who crashes out sometimes
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
me bc i'm really just a sweet girl who crashes out sometimes
Sleep? What’s that?
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Sleep? What’s that?
Can we please speed up so we can get to the good part? 🥺
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Can we please speed up so we can get to the good part? 🥺
Yeah, because killing innocents makes people feel bad. Hence, the ushering in of the new Hunger Games era.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Yeah, because killing innocents makes people feel bad. Hence, the ushering in of the new Hunger Games era.
It’s so annoying! It can be related to dehydration so I’ll step up the water.
January 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It’s so annoying! It can be related to dehydration so I’ll step up the water.
How did you make it stop? Four months is crazy!
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
How did you make it stop? Four months is crazy!
Then call me a pervert.
January 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Then call me a pervert.