carl satan
@mattaklap.bsky.social
I teach revolution, and not just to my cat.
This account is largely concerned with hobbits
This account is largely concerned with hobbits
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I see the oilers still don't have any goaltending, makes sense
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I see the oilers still don't have any goaltending, makes sense
I'm begging Guillermo to make a different movie just once
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm begging Guillermo to make a different movie just once
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They will honor him by always making sure they have at least one shitty, virulent homophobe on the roster.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
They will honor him by always making sure they have at least one shitty, virulent homophobe on the roster.
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Sharia Law is now legal in the city of New York
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Sharia Law is now legal in the city of New York
Canadians only post: how did Red Green get so racist?
oh right
Matt Walsh: “Every time a Black woman is in any kind of professional position, we have to — like, how did she get that job?”
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Canadians only post: how did Red Green get so racist?
has america decided to go communist or cuomunist
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
has america decided to go communist or cuomunist
can't wait to find out the president of new york
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
can't wait to find out the president of new york
did the oilers get a good goalie yet? no? alas
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
did the oilers get a good goalie yet? no? alas
The gym is playing the November tragedy of last night in infinite loop and I am having the saddest workout ever
November 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The gym is playing the November tragedy of last night in infinite loop and I am having the saddest workout ever
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Look your options are see something amazing happen or have your dreams crushed and you have no control
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Look your options are see something amazing happen or have your dreams crushed and you have no control
just curious about when satan is going to show up for Dave Robert's soul
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
just curious about when satan is going to show up for Dave Robert's soul
Thanks for the extra run Dave
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Thanks for the extra run Dave
Bo hits 442 ft on one leg sign the man
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Bo hits 442 ft on one leg sign the man
that was the opposite of a Joe carter
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
that was the opposite of a Joe carter
Let's get bassitt a win
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Let's get bassitt a win
stop giving free base runners
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
stop giving free base runners
why walk shohei after you struck him out
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
why walk shohei after you struck him out
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If you're, like, a 7-year-old Canadian kid who likes baseball, is tomorrow the best day of your life??
- go trick or treating
- eat all that free candy while watching the Toronto Blue Jays maybe win the World Series
- also it's Friday
- go trick or treating
- eat all that free candy while watching the Toronto Blue Jays maybe win the World Series
- also it's Friday
October 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you're, like, a 7-year-old Canadian kid who likes baseball, is tomorrow the best day of your life??
- go trick or treating
- eat all that free candy while watching the Toronto Blue Jays maybe win the World Series
- also it's Friday
- go trick or treating
- eat all that free candy while watching the Toronto Blue Jays maybe win the World Series
- also it's Friday
Bret lauer cannot stop, he must be stopped
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Bret lauer cannot stop, he must be stopped
Might decrease playing time if the strike zone isn't barn sized
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Might decrease playing time if the strike zone isn't barn sized
even Myles straw has no idea why he is batting here
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
even Myles straw has no idea why he is batting here
Think about who is up next dumb shit
October 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Think about who is up next dumb shit
that was an amazing pitch choice
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
that was an amazing pitch choice
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Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.