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carl satan
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I teach revolution, and not just to my cat.

This account is largely concerned with hobbits
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I see the oilers still don't have any goaltending, makes sense
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I'm begging Guillermo to make a different movie just once
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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They will honor him by always making sure they have at least one shitty, virulent homophobe on the roster.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Sharia Law is now legal in the city of New York
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Canadians only post: how did Red Green get so racist?
oh right
Matt Walsh: “Every time a Black woman is in any kind of professional position, we have to — like, how did she get that job?”
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
has america decided to go communist or cuomunist
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
can't wait to find out the president of new york
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
did the oilers get a good goalie yet? no? alas
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The gym is playing the November tragedy of last night in infinite loop and I am having the saddest workout ever
November 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Look your options are see something amazing happen or have your dreams crushed and you have no control
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
just curious about when satan is going to show up for Dave Robert's soul
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Thanks for the extra run Dave
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Bo hits 442 ft on one leg sign the man
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
that was the opposite of a Joe carter
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Let's get bassitt a win
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
stop giving free base runners
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
why walk shohei after you struck him out
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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If you're, like, a 7-year-old Canadian kid who likes baseball, is tomorrow the best day of your life??

- go trick or treating
- eat all that free candy while watching the Toronto Blue Jays maybe win the World Series
- also it's Friday
October 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Bret lauer cannot stop, he must be stopped
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Might decrease playing time if the strike zone isn't barn sized
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
even Myles straw has no idea why he is batting here
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Think about who is up next dumb shit
October 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
that was an amazing pitch choice
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM