Nature: "Pet? It's a vicious killer, a psychopath. It may not wait until you're dead before attempting to eat you. It will thoughtlessly hurt you every day you're near it."
Cat lovers: "He's got lil toe beans!"
Cat lovers: "He's got lil toe beans!"
October 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Nature: "Pet? It's a vicious killer, a psychopath. It may not wait until you're dead before attempting to eat you. It will thoughtlessly hurt you every day you're near it."
Cat lovers: "He's got lil toe beans!"
Cat lovers: "He's got lil toe beans!"
Is there anything sweeter than the taste of Yankees fans' tears?
October 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Is there anything sweeter than the taste of Yankees fans' tears?
While we were out the other day, our cat successfully warded off an attack of vampires. It was a very big deal, but he doesn't like us to make a fuss about it.
September 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
While we were out the other day, our cat successfully warded off an attack of vampires. It was a very big deal, but he doesn't like us to make a fuss about it.
Recently rewatched The Hateful Eight and I keep tallying up nine baddies, not eight. Is Mannix not supposed to be counted? I mean, he's maybe less hateful than the others, but he's still a virulent racist and southern apologist.
September 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Recently rewatched The Hateful Eight and I keep tallying up nine baddies, not eight. Is Mannix not supposed to be counted? I mean, he's maybe less hateful than the others, but he's still a virulent racist and southern apologist.
A rough damn week for 80s icons!
July 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
A rough damn week for 80s icons!
Okay, so why do late night talk show hosts sit behind a desk? Is it to make guests feel like they're at a job interview with a hiring manager?
June 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Okay, so why do late night talk show hosts sit behind a desk? Is it to make guests feel like they're at a job interview with a hiring manager?
A lot of people playing Oblivion Remastered have no idea how much *less* janky it is than the original. The jankiness it has now is merely a distant echo of what there was.
April 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A lot of people playing Oblivion Remastered have no idea how much *less* janky it is than the original. The jankiness it has now is merely a distant echo of what there was.
Watching gothic horror movies as a kid gave me unrealistic expectations about the size of house I'd own as an adult.
December 30, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Watching gothic horror movies as a kid gave me unrealistic expectations about the size of house I'd own as an adult.
Know what I miss? Reading articles that have passed through an editor or proofreader.
November 25, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Know what I miss? Reading articles that have passed through an editor or proofreader.
Why is the place where the river empties called the mouth? Clearly that's the asshole of the river. Or at least the cloaca. Who do I talk to about getting this changed?
October 30, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Why is the place where the river empties called the mouth? Clearly that's the asshole of the river. Or at least the cloaca. Who do I talk to about getting this changed?
Whenever I hear about an animal - any animal,- attacking a person, I just automatically assume the person deserved it and root for the animal.
October 18, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Whenever I hear about an animal - any animal,- attacking a person, I just automatically assume the person deserved it and root for the animal.
A bellyache caused by drinking too much lime and coconut will be cured by drinking more lime and coconut? This is the kind of advice you get when you wake up your doctor.
September 15, 2024 at 11:59 AM
A bellyache caused by drinking too much lime and coconut will be cured by drinking more lime and coconut? This is the kind of advice you get when you wake up your doctor.
BIRT: The difference between horror and dark fantasy is that, in dark fantasy, the protagonist is not afraid. They may get startled, they may be concerned, but they're not afraid. Was Coraline afraid? Was Lydia Deetz afraid? No. I rest my case.
September 2, 2024 at 5:02 PM
BIRT: The difference between horror and dark fantasy is that, in dark fantasy, the protagonist is not afraid. They may get startled, they may be concerned, but they're not afraid. Was Coraline afraid? Was Lydia Deetz afraid? No. I rest my case.
People in my neighborhood: "Save wear and tear on your stop signs by never fucking using them."
June 17, 2024 at 10:46 PM
People in my neighborhood: "Save wear and tear on your stop signs by never fucking using them."
When O when will the Cartoon History of the Universe get reprinted in uniform size and on good paper?
June 16, 2024 at 3:00 PM
When O when will the Cartoon History of the Universe get reprinted in uniform size and on good paper?
Does it look like this bonsai is hauling ass out of its pot?
May 19, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Does it look like this bonsai is hauling ass out of its pot?
Dogs are always trying to improve themselves, to become a "better dog." That thought process is utterly alien to a cat. Each cat is enough cat for any situation. No cat could do more. No cat would do less. So give your kitty some food - no cat could be hungrier.
March 29, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Dogs are always trying to improve themselves, to become a "better dog." That thought process is utterly alien to a cat. Each cat is enough cat for any situation. No cat could do more. No cat would do less. So give your kitty some food - no cat could be hungrier.
Watching Bojack Horseman is bitter medicine, but it is strong.
March 21, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Watching Bojack Horseman is bitter medicine, but it is strong.
1: Sony releases Morbius.
2: Everyone: "Haha, so bad it's funny. Let's trick Sony into re-releasing it!"
3: Sony releases Madame Web.
4: Everyone: "What have we wrought?"
2: Everyone: "Haha, so bad it's funny. Let's trick Sony into re-releasing it!"
3: Sony releases Madame Web.
4: Everyone: "What have we wrought?"
March 17, 2024 at 2:24 AM
1: Sony releases Morbius.
2: Everyone: "Haha, so bad it's funny. Let's trick Sony into re-releasing it!"
3: Sony releases Madame Web.
4: Everyone: "What have we wrought?"
2: Everyone: "Haha, so bad it's funny. Let's trick Sony into re-releasing it!"
3: Sony releases Madame Web.
4: Everyone: "What have we wrought?"