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Matt Seay
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I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.
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Playing through GTA IV again is certainly a rush of nostalgia and remembering how amazing the writing in this game is but I'm also reminded how bad the car physics and handling were and getting used to that again is weird. But, GTA IV is top tier GTA.
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Finding out that Trump was giving Bill Clinton BJs on Epstien island was not something I was expecting from this investigation but, here we are.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
They hate us because, they ain't us.
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The downfall of Salvatore Leone is one of the best narrative threads that connects the 3D Universe GTA games together. When we first meet him in GTA 3 in 2001 he's an old mob boss who's clearly made hard choices to keep his power and crime family and empire together but, he's a paranoid old man.
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
No, but you can go forward
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Trump's not giving you a $2,000 check. If you buy that, I got a bridge in New York to sell you.
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
*Pretentious song lyrics caption*
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Can all these political news reports stop sounding like the satire from a GTA game already? Seriously, Rockstar doesn't have to try to make anything up for GTA 6, they can just pull straight from the real headlines. Its gotten to that point where reality is stranger than fiction
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories and Vice City Stories never got ported to Xbox, by the time the PS2 ports of both games released in 2006 and 2007, the Xbox 360 was already out and most developers had just abandoned the original Xbox.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Imagine what this world could be if we put our petty differences aside and worked together?
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Ever notice how the more serious a Batman movie is, the shorter the bat ears on the mask are? No, just me? OK
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In GTA V’s “Friends Reunited,” it always rains en route to the Lost MC compound. If driving a roofless car, Wade jokes about getting wet. He also quips during wanted levels (“Guess we ain’t getting ice cream”) and complains if you take too long reaching Floyd’s apartment.
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
The last time Vice City was featured in a Grand Theft Auto game was Vice City Stories in 2006, when GTA 6 releases next year it will be 20 years since that game originally released on PSP.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I was 22 when GTA 5 released in 2013 and I'll be 35 when GTA 6 releases next year.
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 AM
"I know you blind but, you gotta see this." - Carl Johnson to Wu-Zi-Mu, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Honestly, one of my favorite lines in the entire game.
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get Him to swap our places
Be runnin' up that road
Be runnin' up that hill
Be runnin' up that building
Say, if I only could, oh
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Disney hasn't owned Power Rangers since 2010. The rights went back to Saban in 2011 then went to Hasbro in 2017. Toei will be rebranding Super Sentai when they reboot it. No, Disney doesn't own literally every IP, as much as I'm sure they would like to.
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Yeah, I think I need to start sleeping in a back brace again. My scoliosis ain't getting any better with how my body wants to contot when I sleep.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
In the GTA V mission "Complications" If Franklin gets caught by Amanda and the tennis coach, a special mission failure cutscene will play, they will both freak out about an intruder being in the house and the tennis coach will scream "Help! He's black!"
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
All it took to get a MAGA troll to block me was telling them they looked like the love child of Peter Griffin and Chris Chan. Surprised the kid even got the Chris Chan reference.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"The wonders of the internet, porn and retail." - Trevor Philips, Grand Theft Auto V
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I feel more sorry for JD Vance's couch. What did she do to him to deserve such betrayal?
November 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Funny, the Republicans showed up to vote on Trump's supreme court nominees and other appointed positions after he fired all Biden appointed employees, but still refuse to vote on the Affordable Healthcare Act. So, who are the ones responsible for the shutdown and cutting off SNAP benefits?
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
"Battle Royale. I just think it's neat."
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM