DrunkAss
@maxhyde.bsky.social
🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow
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DrunkAss
@maxhyde.bsky.social
· Sep 14
The fucking exceptional singularity that is you
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The yellow brick road was warning light yellow...dumbass.
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The yellow brick road was warning light yellow...dumbass.
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I can’t stop thinking about the babysitter. Mostly I wonder when she'll figure out that I'm never coming back.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t stop thinking about the babysitter. Mostly I wonder when she'll figure out that I'm never coming back.
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My anxiety is turning me into Xena Worrier Princess
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My anxiety is turning me into Xena Worrier Princess
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when someone is eyeballing the last piece of salted caramel apple pie
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
when someone is eyeballing the last piece of salted caramel apple pie
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bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat
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is this thing on?
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
is this thing on?
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Siri, roll me another joint. And not so sloppy this time
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Siri, roll me another joint. And not so sloppy this time
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I still haven't had lunch because insurance would only cover my Covid vax appt at CVS, and now I have to sit in Walgreens for my flu shot, and the Flintstones chewables are looking delicious tbh...
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I still haven't had lunch because insurance would only cover my Covid vax appt at CVS, and now I have to sit in Walgreens for my flu shot, and the Flintstones chewables are looking delicious tbh...
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Had to drive through an intersection where the lights were all blinking red. This is why I do not own a firearm.
a woman is driving a car and laughing
Alt: a woman is driving a car and screaming
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Had to drive through an intersection where the lights were all blinking red. This is why I do not own a firearm.
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So when you are off for a holiday on a Thursday, does this mean you have 2 Mondays or 2 Fridays?
I need to know whether to be happy or all pissed off.
I need to know whether to be happy or all pissed off.
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So when you are off for a holiday on a Thursday, does this mean you have 2 Mondays or 2 Fridays?
I need to know whether to be happy or all pissed off.
I need to know whether to be happy or all pissed off.
If we're fucking friends or even friendly, you can just fucking show up...always welcome, that's how it fucking works
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If we're fucking friends or even friendly, you can just fucking show up...always welcome, that's how it fucking works
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fallout game with the feel of the original, when
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
fallout game with the feel of the original, when
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Yes I do
Y'all need to touch more fucking ass
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Yes I do
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It's not true love unless you can unabashedly talk about the consistency of your bowl movement.
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It's not true love unless you can unabashedly talk about the consistency of your bowl movement.
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
Reality is I'm probably fucking better than I let on but likely fucking worse than they think I am
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Reality is I'm probably fucking better than I let on but likely fucking worse than they think I am
I've lived in some fucking beautiful, fun locations and all I fucking learned was people make the fucking place great
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I've lived in some fucking beautiful, fun locations and all I fucking learned was people make the fucking place great
Reality is I'm probably fucking better than I let on but likely fucking worse than they think I am
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reality is I'm probably fucking better than I let on but likely fucking worse than they think I am
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Me choosing me and me choosing you and you choosing you and you choosing me
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Me choosing me and me choosing you and you choosing you and you choosing me
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Seductively takes a double dose of cranberry pills
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Seductively takes a double dose of cranberry pills
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*dabs gravy on my wrists* let the seducing commence
February 23, 2024 at 10:47 PM
*dabs gravy on my wrists* let the seducing commence
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If I met any of you in real life I would make myself appear so large
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If I met any of you in real life I would make myself appear so large
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Today calls for some deep-fried pickles
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Today calls for some deep-fried pickles