Megaster
@megaster819.bsky.social
Just some bi guy. I live to mansplain, manipulate, malewife. "One of the good chasers" -my ex (He/they)
So you got your cursed item that urges it's bearer to do terrible things. But imagine: one that wants you to do chores. A deep, echoing voice rings in your head from the Chrysalis: "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR SHEETS?"
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
So you got your cursed item that urges it's bearer to do terrible things. But imagine: one that wants you to do chores. A deep, echoing voice rings in your head from the Chrysalis: "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR SHEETS?"
Looking forward to watching my community starve until a vote that was kicked down the road and whose existence is not enforceable happens. Love how my opposition party is doing
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Looking forward to watching my community starve until a vote that was kicked down the road and whose existence is not enforceable happens. Love how my opposition party is doing
Disco Elysium item
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Disco Elysium item
Dude mcdondalds is hell
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Dude mcdondalds is hell
"The Mask" starring Jim Carrey is an exploration of the question "what if she let you hit because your were goofy?" from the perspective of someone who thinks that's a hypothetical. Good, if creepy, when its about slapstick, and gross about women
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"The Mask" starring Jim Carrey is an exploration of the question "what if she let you hit because your were goofy?" from the perspective of someone who thinks that's a hypothetical. Good, if creepy, when its about slapstick, and gross about women
I could use some help. My friend and near-foster sister Caitlin has EDS, and just lost her job. We're taking her in, but she's gonna have to get rid of her cats. They're a bonded pair, and if you're in the Missouri to Georgia area, and you want these 2, please reach out.
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I could use some help. My friend and near-foster sister Caitlin has EDS, and just lost her job. We're taking her in, but she's gonna have to get rid of her cats. They're a bonded pair, and if you're in the Missouri to Georgia area, and you want these 2, please reach out.
Youre a terf, which means you clock trans women with dumb shit like jawlines or bones or whatever, but I'm woke, which means I clock trans women in a based way with their music taste and video game preferences
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Youre a terf, which means you clock trans women with dumb shit like jawlines or bones or whatever, but I'm woke, which means I clock trans women in a based way with their music taste and video game preferences
Nah I mean we do they just don't get that thats a good thing
If given the chance, I'd lose my legs all over again to serve in our great military.
The leader of your party is a five-time draft dodger who has fired more Veterans than any other president in our history.
Square that circle then tell me who really hates our military.
The leader of your party is a five-time draft dodger who has fired more Veterans than any other president in our history.
Square that circle then tell me who really hates our military.
October 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Nah I mean we do they just don't get that thats a good thing
One day beautiful women will play your video game. Never kill yourself
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
One day beautiful women will play your video game. Never kill yourself
Love Cillian Murphy but he does kinda look like a stern judge that's about to give me community service for my "races and unbecoming deeds"
October 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Love Cillian Murphy but he does kinda look like a stern judge that's about to give me community service for my "races and unbecoming deeds"
Love that bit in creep where Johnny Greenwood kills his engine for a second
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Love that bit in creep where Johnny Greenwood kills his engine for a second
You ever read a cast list for something you know jack shit about and it feels like you're having a stroke
October 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
You ever read a cast list for something you know jack shit about and it feels like you're having a stroke
Currently theorycrafting a sauce that looks and behaves as much like human cum(I know what uni is, it doesn't count) as possible. Rn I'm thinking of a bechamel with a higher water concentration emulsified with oil.
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Currently theorycrafting a sauce that looks and behaves as much like human cum(I know what uni is, it doesn't count) as possible. Rn I'm thinking of a bechamel with a higher water concentration emulsified with oil.
Incredibly strange how nature developed a "fuck something or you'll die" panic response and incredibly unsurprising that a subset of humans think that sounds attractive
October 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Incredibly strange how nature developed a "fuck something or you'll die" panic response and incredibly unsurprising that a subset of humans think that sounds attractive
*Pastor voice* and to the LORD, are we not all Hatsune Miku? A Vocaloid of our ture voice, loved FOR out imperfections????
October 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
*Pastor voice* and to the LORD, are we not all Hatsune Miku? A Vocaloid of our ture voice, loved FOR out imperfections????
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social I think that the Thistlesprings could definitely just build Gorgug a sturdier bed, but choose not to so they can repair it each morning. You may have mentioned this somewhere, already, but I think its an opportunity to do what they love for who they love. Thoughts?
October 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social I think that the Thistlesprings could definitely just build Gorgug a sturdier bed, but choose not to so they can repair it each morning. You may have mentioned this somewhere, already, but I think its an opportunity to do what they love for who they love. Thoughts?
So I got the Jew-stomach and the Cherokee alcohol intolerance, which basically means I get to speedrun getting drunk. I arrive, have 5 twisteas in 10 minutes, puke horrendously, lay down for 15 minutes, then BAM I'm sober as a whistle ready to do it again
October 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
So I got the Jew-stomach and the Cherokee alcohol intolerance, which basically means I get to speedrun getting drunk. I arrive, have 5 twisteas in 10 minutes, puke horrendously, lay down for 15 minutes, then BAM I'm sober as a whistle ready to do it again
Chat the football star was on the Wikipedia page for trans women what's the move
October 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Chat the football star was on the Wikipedia page for trans women what's the move
Being some goon in Gotham hearing the opening to Something In The Way the same way you do the Jaws theme
October 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Being some goon in Gotham hearing the opening to Something In The Way the same way you do the Jaws theme
The masculine urge to keep buying the same brand because change sucks vs the feminine urge to buy the new brand that's 15 cents cheaper
October 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The masculine urge to keep buying the same brand because change sucks vs the feminine urge to buy the new brand that's 15 cents cheaper
You can tell how hung they are by how far back they sit on the toilet send tweet
October 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You can tell how hung they are by how far back they sit on the toilet send tweet
you dont actually have to send your data to google for age verification. they dont know the difference between you and a picture of northernlion from 2017
October 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
you dont actually have to send your data to google for age verification. they dont know the difference between you and a picture of northernlion from 2017
Fuckin love oversized clothes. Nothin makes my lithe, scrawny frame that can wear a women's medium happier than some XXL pj pants i got from a friend thrice my weight
September 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Fuckin love oversized clothes. Nothin makes my lithe, scrawny frame that can wear a women's medium happier than some XXL pj pants i got from a friend thrice my weight
Every time a cat owner speaks about dog owners its that scene from 30rock where she thinks she was bullied but was actually a bitch
September 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Every time a cat owner speaks about dog owners its that scene from 30rock where she thinks she was bullied but was actually a bitch
Real, truthful events of my obliviousness
-a girl told me she "wanted to take my shirt" at a bar but I was so focused on babysitting my friends I said "nah I like this shirt sorry"
-a guy at a Halloween part told me he could "rip the fishnets for me" and I told him they were new
-a girl told me she "wanted to take my shirt" at a bar but I was so focused on babysitting my friends I said "nah I like this shirt sorry"
-a guy at a Halloween part told me he could "rip the fishnets for me" and I told him they were new
September 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Real, truthful events of my obliviousness
-a girl told me she "wanted to take my shirt" at a bar but I was so focused on babysitting my friends I said "nah I like this shirt sorry"
-a guy at a Halloween part told me he could "rip the fishnets for me" and I told him they were new
-a girl told me she "wanted to take my shirt" at a bar but I was so focused on babysitting my friends I said "nah I like this shirt sorry"
-a guy at a Halloween part told me he could "rip the fishnets for me" and I told him they were new